When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It

When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It


>>Stephen: THIS WEEKEND,
TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER MSNBC HOST AND ORVILLE
REDENBACHER’S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, DONNY DEUTSCH, TWEETING
“LITTLE DONNY DEUTSCH, WHOSE SHOW, LIKE HIS PREVIOUS SHOEBIZ
TRIES, IS A DISASTER –” SHOEBIZ? REALLY? I’VE HEARD IT’S HARD TO BREAK
INTO… “SHOEBIZ.” ( LAUGHTER )
(AS OLD TIMEY PRODUCER) “I’M SORRY, KID. I KNOW YOU WANNA BE A STAR, BUT
THAT’S A CROC. YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CHANCE. IN HEEL. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME WINGTIPS:
STOP LOAFERING AROUND AND FIND A NEW BALANCE. NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I GOT
AN APPOINTMENT WITH DOC MARTEN. UGH!”
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SOMETIMES YOU’VE JUST GOT TO
TAKE A VICTORY LAP, JON.>>Jon: RIGHT.>>Stephen: TRUMP IS UPSET AT
DEUTSCH BECAUSE DONNY “HAS BEEN SAYING
THAT I HAD BEEN A FRIEND OF HIS. THIS IS FALSE.” I AGREE. IT’S JUST NOT BELIEVABLE
THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS FRIENDS. ( LAUGHTER )
APPARENTLY, TRUMP WAS RESPONDING TO DEUTSCH SAYING THIS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT:>>SPEAKING OF THE TRUMP
ORGANIZATION AND BANKRUPTCY AND I’VE KNOWN TRUMP WELL FOR YEARS
AND I BELIEVE IT’S A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.>>STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT’S NOT
VERY NICE. ( LAUGHTER )
VERY ACCURATE. BUT NOT NICE. ( LAUGHTER )
HERE’S THE THING, THOUGH: DEUTSCH’S AUDIENCE ON MSNBC
AVERAGES LESS THAN 900,000 VIEWERS A NIGHT, WHILE TRUMP’S
TWITTER FEED CURRENTLY HAS OVER 60 MILLION FOLLOWERS. TRUMP IS JUST BOOSTING THE
SIGNAL OF DONNY’S CRITICISM. IT’S LIKE A ROCKSTAR GETTING ON
STAGE AND SAYING, (AS ROCKER) “HELLO, CLEVELAND! BEFORE WE GET ROCKING, I JUST
HEARD A GUY IN THE BATHROOM SAY THAT I’VE GOT A TRULY TINY
WEINER, AND I JUST WANT ALL 30,000 OF YOU TO KNOW THAT’S NOT
TRUE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!”
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
CARROT IN THE THROAT. ( CLEARING THROAT )
>>Jon: I KNOW WHO THAT WAS.>>Stephen: TRUMP MUST HAVE
FELT BAD ABOUT HIS BEHAVIOR BECAUSE LATER HE
TWEETED, “I KNOW IT IS NOT AT ALL “PRESIDENTIAL” TO HIT BACK
AT THE CORRUPT MEDIA, OR PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE CORRUPT MEDIA,
WHEN THEY MAKE FALSE STATEMENTS ABOUT ME OR THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION. PROBLEM IS, IF YOU DON’T HIT
BACK, PEOPLE BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS IS TRUE. SO WE’LL HIT BACK!”
(AS TRUMP) “AND I KNOW IT’S NOT VERY
“INTELLIGENT” TO STICK MY TONGUE IN A LIGHT SOCKET, BUT IF I
DON’T, PEOPLE MIGHT BELIEVE I KNOW NOT TO DO THAT. SO, IT’S TIME TO RIDE THE
LIGHTNING DOWN TO TONGUE TOWN.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT TRUMP SIMPLY CAN’T RESIST. THIS MORNING, AN EXECUTIVE VICE
PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. CHAMBER OF COMMERCE WENT ON CNBC TO COME
OUT AGAINST TRUMP’S RECENT USE OF TARIFFS.>>THE WEAPONIZATION OF TARIFFS,
THE INCREASE OF THREATS ON OUR ECONOMY, ON OUR FARMERS, ON OUR
MANUFACTURE, OUR CONSUMERS, IS GOING TO HURT OUR COUNTRY. TARIFFS ARE NOT THE WAY WE WANT
TO GO.>>STEPHEN: WHAT DOES HE KNOW
( LAUGHTER ) HE’S JUST VICE PRESIDENT OF THE
NATION’S LARGEST BUSINESS ORGANIZATION, WHO IS LITERALLY
NAMED, MYRON BRILLIANT. ( LAUGHTER )
MYRON BRILLIANT.>>Jon: WOW.>>Stephen: HE MUST HAVE HAD A
TOUGH TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL. CHECK OUT MYRON BRILLIANT OVER
HERE! ( LAUGHTER )
BUT IT’S JUST A DRIVE-BY INTERVIEW WITH SOME TALKING HEAD
ON CABLE NEWS. WHO CARES? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.>>MR. PRESIDENT, ARE YOU… UH,
ARE YOU WITH US?>>I AM WITH YOU… HI, JOE.>>HI… UH GREAT TO HAVE YOU
ON, THANK YOU FOR CALLING IN.>>LOOK, WITHOUT TARIFFS, WE
WOULD BE CAPTIVE TO EVERY COUNTRY, AND WE HAVE BEEN FOR
MANY YEARS.>>STEPHEN: MAYBE THAT’S A VALID
POINT. MAYBE IT’S NOT. DOESN’T MEAN THE PRESIDENT
SHOULD CALL THE TV MAN. (AS TRUMP)
“HELLO, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, GIVE ME PAT SAJAK. I’M READY TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE. HAMBERDER.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ONCE PRESIDENT 14TH CALLER WAS
ON THE LINE, HE WAS IN NO HURRY TO GET BACK TO WORK.>>DO YOU THINK FACEBOOK AND
GOOGLE AND AMAZON, ARE THESE COMPANIES ARE TOO BIG NOW? DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE
BROKEN UP?>>WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THEY
DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME. PEOPLE TALK ABOUT COLLUSION, THE
REAL COLLUSION IS BETWEEN THE DEMOCRATS AND THESE COMPANIES
BECAUSE THEY WERE SO AGAINST ME DURING MY ELECTION RUN.>>STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP)
“I’M TELLING YOU, GOOGLE HAS IT OUT FOR ME, I GOOGLED MY NAME
AND… HOLY SMOKES, THERE’S ANOTHER DONALD TRUMP OUT THERE,
WHO IS DUMB AS A BAG OF HAMMERS. ( LAUGHTER )
AND YOU GO ON GOOGLE IMAGES AND THERE ARE PICTURES OF HIM
THAT LOOK LIKE AN UNREFRIGERATED HOG CARCASS.” ( LAUGHTER )

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