Weird How Everyone President Donald Trump Knows Does Crimes – Some News

Weird How Everyone President Donald Trump Knows Does Crimes – Some News

(news program music) – Hi, I’m a newsperson,
and here’s some news. Last week week we talked about how stories like Uranium One and the
DNC partially funding the Steele Dossier were
created and overblown by right-wing media to distract
from the president’s actions and perpetual struggle to do the job he didn’t want and doesn’t like, and days later, the president’s
former campaign manager Paul Manafort and his deputy
were indicted by the FBI for felonies, like failing to
register as a foreign agent, something that was also failed to do by the president’s former
National Security Adviser Michael Flynn but, that’s from like, twelve years ago, so who cares anymore. (news program music) Anyway, sorry, back to the felonies of the president’s former
campaign manager Paul Manafort, who once wrote in a 2005 memo, “We are now of the belief that this model “can greatly benefit the
Putin government if employed “at the correct levels with
the appropriate commitment “to success, and the
effort will be offering “a great service that can re-focus, “both internally and externally, “the policies of the Putin government.” That guy and his deputy have been charged with failing to register
as a foreign agent, making false statements
about being a foreign agent, conspiracy to launder money, for example, money laundering,
the Trump Taj Mahal casino broke anti-money
laundering rules 106 times in its first year and
1/2 in the early 90s, or like how Felix Sater, the president’s former senior advisor at his company, and long-time partner on
projects like Trump Soho, and the guy who wrote to Trump’s lawyer, “I will get all of Putin’s
team to buy in on this,” and, “we’ll make our boy president,” plead guilty to money laundering in 1998. But anyway, Trump campaign
manager Paul Manafort’s charges, conspiracy against the United
States, money laundering, tax fraud, show us your
taxes, Mr. President, you fucking fraud, and false statements, like how Donald Trump consistently claims he has nothing to do with Russia, even though each of his dumb adult sons have separately said proudly and out loud that they get most of
their money from Russia, and even though all of that
other stuff I just said. In addition to those stuff I just said, a member of Trump’s
campaign’s foreign policy advisory panel, George Papadopoulos, plead guilty to lying to the FBI about his contacts with
the Russian government during the 2016 presidential election. And here’s some news, in
regards to all that stuff I just said, the
president is fine with it. (news program music) It’s true, here’s some
news, the president is fine. He’s not mad, and he doesn’t
care about any of it. He’s so not mad, that after
reports that he was really mad, he called the New York Times to tell them, “Hey, I’m not, quote, angry at anybody.” He backed this up by earlier tweeting, “Sorry, but this is years
ago, before Paul Manafort “was part of the Trump campaign. “But why aren’t Crooked Hillary
and the Dems the focus?????” Hammering home that he’s not mad by adding five question marks. To the question, why
aren’t Crooked Hillary, who isn’t the president, and
the Dems the focus of this, my campaign manager being
indicted for many crimes in the investigation
of my possible crimes? Also, some of the charges, yes, are before the Trump campaign, but conspiracy against the United States ranges from 2006, a year after Manafort wrote that memo about greatly benefiting
the Putin government, to 2017, which is, this year. He followed up the five
question marks with a tweet starting with four dots, and then, “Also, there is NO COLLUSION!” All caps, one exclamation point. So, like, the president’s fine. And the president continued
in his I’m-not-mad call by saying, “I’m not under
investigation, as you know,” to which his Chief of Staff
John Kelly replied on Fox News, “It is very distracting to the president, “as it would be to any citizen, “to be investigated for something.” Do we have a clip of that? (news program music) – It is very distracting to the president, as it would be to any citizen, to be investigated for something. – So to reiterate, the president is fine, and doing fine. As Laura Ingraham put it, “If
you think today is a bad day “for Trump, you’re living
on another planet.” Ah! (news program music) Speaking of Fox News, they are not fine, calling for Mueller to
resign, for Hillary Clinton to go to jail, and in one case, just going after the judge, asking, “Paul Manafort judge: Who
is Deborah A. Robinson?” To which the first
paragraph answered that she, “has experienced the criminal
justice system firsthand. “when her son was convicted
of dealing heroin.” First paragraph. Good, not at all scummy job, Fox News. (news program music) Speaking of Fox News, the White House, which also tried to downplay
the role of George Papadopoulos and took a cue from a Trump tweet, “Few people knew the
young, low level volunteer “named George, who has
already proven to be a liar.” Except, his lie was that his communication with the Russian government
occurred before the campaign, and the FBI discovered the truth, which is that they happened
during your campaign, so shut the (bleep) up, Mr. President, you (bleep) liar. Low level volunteer. This is a common tactic,
anything to downplay these people’s roles. Back in the day, Sean
Spicer said Michael Flynn was just a volunteer
on the Trump campaign, despite then being appointed his National Security Advisor, Sean. He also said Manafort
played a minimal role, despite being his campaign
chairman and manager for many months, and later
being indicted for many crimes. Sean. Press Secretary Sarah
Huckabee Sanders said of Papadopoulos’s role,
“It was extremely limited, “it was a volunteer position.” This extremely limited position involved being on Trump’s foreign policy team, pictured here with the
president doing that, traveling to London to get information about Hillary Clinton, and
emailing a high-ranking Trump campaign official to discuss Russia’s interest in hosting Mr. Trump. “Have been receiving a lot
of calls over the last month “about Putin wanting to
host him and the team “when the time is right.” Another part of Trump’s tweet,
“Few people knew George,” is hard to imagine,
considering the president has what the president describes as one of the great memories
of all time, or a GMOAT. – One of the great memories of all time. One of the great memories of all time. – Do we have a quick random example of the president’s GMOAT? – I know nothing about David Duke, I know nothing about white supremacists. Well, you’ve got David Duke
just joined, a bigot, a racist. – Well, we tried. Unless that’s the
president using his GMOAT to remember who David Duke is, remember who his racist base is, and remember to pretend to
not know who David Duke is, to avoid disavowing him
for as long as possible. And surely Trump’s GMOAT could remember that time he named George
Padapolousos by name when he used his name and
said he was an excellent guy. Also, that photo of him. Although, Sarah Huckabee
Sanders does point out that, “The president has
thousands of photographs “with millions of people,”
though she failed to add, “And of those millions of people, “all of them were on the
president’s national security team, “and all of them went
to London to get dirt “on the president’s opponent,
and all of them spent “a lot of their time setting up a meeting “between the president and
the Russian government, “and the president doesn’t
remember those people,” even though he has what
some dumbest person ever might call– – One of the great memories of all time. One of the great memories of all time. – Although Huckabee Sanders
did find the time to spend the week defending the Confederacy, and severely downplaying
the role of slavery in the Civil War, so. 2017! (news program music) The final part of the
president’s tweet about George is that, “Few people knew
the young low level volunteer “named George, who has
already proven to be a liar.” And so speaking of the
White House, Fox News again. Because they saw that word
young and they ran with it. And Sean Hannity took
the charge saying, “What? “So he lied to the FBI, he’s, what, 29? “He’s a kid!” Do we have, uh, that’s not an excuse? – The kid was 27 years old. – A 29-year-old. – This kid.
This kid. – I think he’s 29 years old. – The 29-year-old guy. – 21, 29-year-old, who is he? I’d never heard of him! – This is a tactic we’ve
already seen by alleged serial sexual assaulter
and harasser Bill O’Reilly, who has paid tens of millions of dollars to silence women who’ve
accused him of being a serial sexual assaulter and harasser. When Jared Kushner was
first implicated in meetings with the Russian government
for his definitely a criminal father-in-law,
O’Reiley’s defense was basically, “Come on, look at this little kid!” – He looks like he’s 17 years old, 18. – And sure, quick Petty Joke Junction, Jared Kushner looks
like Jack Skellington’s little brother Todd just made debate team, but he’s 36 and in
charge of bringing peace to the Middle East, and
you don’t have to be older than 29 to know not to lie to the FBI about meeting with the Russian government. And even if that were
an excuse for him making criminal mistakes, it doesn’t
change the implications of him lying to the FBI, and then
making a deal with them in this investigation. Do we have a clip of implications? – It is very distracting to the president, as it would be to any citizen, to be investigated for something. – And another? – I have nothing to do with Russia. – Uh-huh! Another really convincing
tactic to discredit the Mueller investigation as
Fake News was pointing out, “Funny how CNN knew exactly
when and where to show up “and get this footage
of Paul Manafort today.” Of all the times, the
morning he was supposed to turn himself in. Of all places, at the FBI building. Of all people. President Donald Trump’s
former campaign manager and money launderer and sayer of, “We are now of the belief that this model “can greatly benefit the Putin government “if employed at the correct levels “with the appropriate
commitment to success, “and the effort will be
offering a great service “that can re-focus, both
internally and externally, “the policies of the Putin government.” Of all of those. (news program music) But here’s not some news,
but here’s the thing. If any of their excuses are
true, it’s still very bad. It was just reported that
Trump does not recall Papadopoulos’s suggestion
of meeting with Putin during the presidential campaign, despite his mother(bleep)ing GMOAT in his stupid (bleep) skull. But also, a low-level
volunteer that few people knew flew around the globe to set up meetings with foreign governments,
and you didn’t know? Your campaign manager and
National Security Adviser were foreign agents, and you didn’t know? You run a (beep) operation, bro, and maybe you shouldn’t
be running the country. But let’s say he does
run a (beep) operation, wild, I know, and let’s
say he isn’t guilty at all. Wild, I know. He’s still acting extremely guilty. In addition to all of that
stuff I said this whole time, he also bends over
backwards to accommodate Putin’s meeting requests. He also keeps delaying
Congress-approved Russian sanctions. He also won’t criticize
Putin even for murder. And he’s spending a lot of time downplaying the investigation, and these people’s roles in his campaign, instead of acting like an
innocent person and saying, “Oh wow, I didn’t realize
all of these people around me “were criminals doing crimes,
and all of these people “around me, the President
of the United States, “were secretly foreign agents. “We should investigate this. “Because that’s bad. “And I’m the innocent president.” I think maybe he’s actually
a little guilty of crimes, the guilty piece of (bleep). (news program music)


100 thoughts on “Weird How Everyone President Donald Trump Knows Does Crimes – Some News”

  • Chris Whitwam says:

    Lol Donald Trump could end all wars and poverty and Obama would still get the credit. Who else is sick of extreme left and extreme right propaganda

  • You know what's REALLY weird? Just how many Cracked videos there are that bash Trump and accuse him of perpetuating all sorts of crimes while simultaneously ignoring all of the Clinton's many, many, many REAL crimes. And yeah, I looked back over the last three years of posted videos. I found two about Hil-liar-y, and not one about Bill or the Clinton Foundation.

    You just lost a subscriber.

  • now this just fucking pisses me off, this man was a "kid" and did not know what he was doing and yet a 12 year old boy should have known better then to play with a toy in a park?

  • AllCommiesCanEatShit andDie says:

    ..and.. turns out.. Obama WAS spying on the Trump campaign and started the whole Russian Collusion b.s., Trump is getting Americans freed from dictatorships around the world WITHOUT sending them pallets of cash, Hillary IS wearing a body brace and heavy clothes in 90 degree weather implying that she is, in fact, not in the best of health, and after 8 years of students being protected from homicidal maniacs with.. signs.. we are finally allowing teachers to arm themselves, and potential mass shooters are being stopped before finishing their spree, the NFL has lost millions thanks to anti-American racist identity politics protests, jobs are up, taxes are down, and CNN and the left in general have become the laughingstock of anyone with critical thinking skills. WINNING 🙂 TRUMP 2020!

  • It is a shame that in 2018 we can only count on comedy sources for the most accurate truth in news and history.

  • Samuel Owings says:

    He starts his video talking about the crimes against Trump and that they're "overblown"…lol. The left is always guilty of what they accuse Trump of. It's called "projection". When the former admin starts going to jail how are they going to be defended then?

  • Razar Campbell says:

    Ya know, it'd almost be 'better' for you guys (americans) if trump is one of Putin's stooges. I mean, if he ISN'T then that means he's destroying your country out of greed/ spite/ stupidity. So it seems to me that it would be better if the sources of this devolution were found to be a rival nation's dictator.

  • LegalShield Barbara says:

    Donald Trump must go to jail with his entire family. Enough is enough of this crazy Donnie trump! The entire family is definitely loony!!

  • He lost me when he quoted CNN. I have myself own suspicions. But that deals more along the lines of being part of the dems. Running good cop bad cop. This guy is a propagandist. Real issues are ignored.

  • it’s 8/23/18. manafort just got convicted and cohen implicated the president in felonious behaviors. all the bullshit from the denials have shown themselves to be idiotic in fact as well as theory. welcome to the future.

  • No One's Business says:

    Obama had zero personal scandals. Trump has embarrassed himself and America since day one in office and that's been evident in the investigation into Russia involvement that's swept up people within his inner circle who just happen to have plead guilty or are now convicted felons. Where there is a stink smell there's usually sh*t folks. Trump is acting like a coward who is afraid of his actions being exposed by Mueller who is investigating Russia not him yet he is acting threatened. Btw he still hasn't released his taxes???. Let me go on record as saying he won't release his taxes if he runs in 2020 either.

  • If you watched his election rally you probably know he made no bones about the fact that he used to deal with EVERYBODY, crooked or not. What better person to elect to fix things than a reformed ex wheeler dealer who knows about all the crooked secrets.

  • TheMatron'sMilitia says:

    If SWIM started distributing tabs of LSD with the fox news logo on them, maybe their following would start questioning things, like media outlets. Or maybe it would concrete their brainwashing and I should shut up

  • Doesn't he also know democrats.
    I saw a video of an anti Putin Russian journalist living in US saying Paul Manafort was working with Ukrainian govt to get them away from Russian influence & closer towards EU & the west.

  • For you all to make a video like this, just proves to me your show is owned by dumbacrats.
    Disliked and unfollowed.
    He my be a douche. But he's a Republican.

  • I blame the right for the state of US politics because they will believe anything, and just as importantly, they are hypocrites with short memories. Their not being able to tell, or care, when their beliefs are proven false, means that US politics is not focused where it should be. Instead of talking about what is important, they parrot what they heard on Fox News, which often comes from manufactured foreign sources. They want to claim how the left is secretly controlling the government, completely ignoring the fact that were this the case, all of these problems they've caused would have been fixed by now. Trump would have never gotten elected in the first place, or would have been impeached already. These hypocrites forget their "outrage" over what Bill Clinton did, impeaching him, and if that bothered them, how is it that Trump does not bother them?

  • Hello???? With all the stupid laws in place everyone is a criminal, even you! You break laws daily without even realizing it. Nothing new. All polititans are crooks, ALL OF THEM!

  • First off, not true. The media covers up the crimes of their buds, buys up all the media for ultimate mind control. There's no longer true entertainment, unless you think spreading hate and rumors about some hypocrite criminal's enemies in entertaining. I don't. I won't subscribe to idiocy anywhere, anytime. I was able to cancel my cable and save tons of money because of these evil folk's, like the kind that own your arse now, stupidity in using the entertainment industry for rumor mongering and indoctrination.

  • Weird how Hilary has contacts with actual witches and ties with child sex trafficking in her most RECENT EMAILS , oh but we wont discuss that . or how the media is 1 sided and instead of actually knowledgeably questioning the people we disagree with we shun them for thinking differently , hes made promises and has kept them . y'all need to read up on BOTH sides instead of falling into this democratic , liberal bullcrap, EVERYONE HAS DIRT ON THEM IN THIS POLITICAL BULLCRAP , both sides are bad but u cant deny all the things that they've sneakingly done to stall time , INCLUDING the kavanaugh case , for those who actually watched the case you would have seen how the democratic were fucking quaking , & the reason why trump keeps bring Russia up is because , HE KNOWS the democrats have done shading deals with them , which is why he wanted them to investigate because he knew if they did THEY WOULD FIND ALLL OF THE SHADY DEALS THEY DID , he did it to intimidate them

  • Anyone can see that the clip at 3:34 was taken out of context and in the interview repeatedly supported the notion that the people have a right to know and nothing against the investigation stop trying to take things out of context and of course its distracting to be investigated as a civilian let alone the president of the United states.

  • You should be very careful each and every one of us has individuals in Our Lives who are criminals you may not know them because they haven't been caught yet well if they have been caught they keep it on the down low pretty low. if you call an individual Criminal Just because they know individuals who are criminals then you also must be a criminal maybe we should throw you in jail throw away the key if that's how we're going to start thinking.

  • Esther Rosi-Kessel says:

    Trump should use his GMOAT to remember how to use grammar… it should be GREATEST memories of all time, not GREAT memories

    I mean I could be wrong, I’m only 13 but I think that’s right….

  • Esther Rosi-Kessel says:

    I don’t understand how people aren’t more worried that he’s guilty of something… I mean, the fact that everyone working with him is and he’s fine with that… doesn’t that make people even a little suspicious?

  • Cracked.Staff…..You hate Trump we get it… Get off your soapbox and go do something good for your Country. At least he's trying. Why dont you make a list of all your contributions to society and a list of his and post that on here. He's not super human, but I would wager he has done thousands of great things for people, society in general and your Country. And your list would not be more than 6. The constant media bias of hate and pouting like 3 year old children regarding anything Trump, makes the USA look like a bunch of knobs… Good job…

  • Weird how Hillary Clinton and her husband have ties to a pedophilia ring and their known associates as well but hey, who cares ? (SOMEONE SHOULD)

  • Jamie Griffiths says:

    I miss this channel being about movies and TV shows and games, sometimes sticking to what you know is best and doesn't kill your channel. Shame we all had to hear the creators views on politics so badly and hounded them until they told us… What do you mean no one asked?!

  • Bo Blankenship says:

    I don't understand why the news doesn't make any points like these. Instead they just spout the same vague rhetoric every day. You just offered a lot of brief evidence in 10 minutes which arguably gave more insight than ALL the anti-trump news medias have combined in the past couple years.
    It makes me wonder if they even really want to properly inform people of the things they claim. It's just a bunch of the same vague bland office talk with minor changes here and there with very little to no attempt to present evidence or proof other than "there is undeniable proof" yet they never deliver.

  • shaun martincich says:

    I just loved the honest ads but now I get some anti trump bullsht on this channel .stopped been played like puppets people

  • Im neither Democrat or Republican bc i feel deep down that both parties probably are on the same agenda. Bc both parties have facts it seems politics is just a brainwashing machine to distract ppl from the real problems

  • So where do I stand when I am
    Pro gun, pro marijuana, pro healthcare for all, pro Strong borders, pro free speech and anti ricism, free college, and $15/hr min. Wage and dont want kids to get seperated at the border?

  • Sorry but Hillary Clinton is the criminal and her pedophile husband and all their friends are the actual criminals. Cracked needs to stop smoking crack its making you believe all the propaganda that's on the tv


  • The lunatic left and those who believe these kind of videos expose the scary truth that propaganda works. UNsubscribed.

  • I’m from the future and here to tell you fucks the democrats made this whole Russia hoax up and AG Barr and Durham are coming for all you be afraid be very afraid

  • (Opens window)
    (Hears libtards still screeching "TRUMP!" in constant self inflicted misery)
    Ahh…I love the scenery. Trump 2020 🙂

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