Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on Her Fox News Suspension – SNL

Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on Her Fox News Suspension – SNL


>>FOX NEWS HOST JEANINE PIRRO
HAS LOST UP TO 20% OF HER ADVERTISERS SINCE MAKING
CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS ABOUT A MUSLIM CONGRESSWOMAN.
HERE TO COMMENT IS JEANINE PIRRO.
>>HELLO, I’M JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO, AND HERE I
JUST WANT TO THANK THE BRAVE SPONSORS WHO STUCK WITH ME
DESPITE ACCUSATIONS BY THE RADICAL LOONY LEFT.
TO COMPANIES LIKE JEEP I SAY, THANK YOU.
AND TO MITSUBISHI I SAY, DOMO ARIGATO.
SORRY DANIEL-SAN, LOOKS LIKE WAX OFF.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO LOUD, CAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU.
>>NO CAN DO, BUDDY. 20 YEARS AGO I YELLED AT A
WAITER BECAUSE MY COBB SALAD HAD A CRANBERRY IN IT.
AND NOW I’M LOCKED AT THIS VOLUME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF
MY LIFE.>>IT’S RUMORED THAT FOX HAS
ONLY KEPT YOU ON THE AIR BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP PERSONALLY CALLED
THE NETWORK ON YOUR BEHALF.>>THAT’S BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP
IS A CLASS ACT. HE IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF
PRESIDENTS AND THE WESLEY SNIPES OF TAXES.
HE’S A WIZ IN THE BOARDROOM, AND SOMETIMES WIZZES A LITTLE IN THE
BEDROOM.>>JEANINE, I HATE TO ASK THIS,
BUT HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?>>COLIN, I HAVEN’T BEEN
DRINKING. I CURRENTLY AM DRINKING.
I VOW TO ENJOY A DRINK EVERY TIME PRESIDENT TRUMP IGNORES A
CONGRESSIONAL SUBPOENA. AND LET ME TELL, MAMA IS A
LIZARD.>>DESPITE TRUMP’S STONEWALLING,
IT’S LIKELY ROBERT MUELLER WILL TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS.
>>WHAT! COLIN, LOOK.
THAT’S TERRIBLE IDEA. THE REPORT IS DONE.
CASE CLOSED. SENOR MUELLER HAS SPOKEN, AND HE
SAID, NO HABLO COLLUSION MAN.>>WELL, I’M GOING TO LET YOU
FINISH BEFORE I SAY THE NEXT PART.
>>OKAY.>>OKAY.
SO, THE DEMOCRATS COULD MAKE HIM TESTIFY IF THEY START
IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS.>>WHAT!
COLIN JESSICA JOST, IMPEACHMENT WOULD BE CRAZY.
OKAY? THAT IS THE LAST RESORT OF THE
LOOPY LOCO LEFT WHO HATE THIS PRESIDENT AND HIS SICK MAC DADDY
ENERGY.>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? I DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CASE
BECAUSE, LOOK, I’M SORRY THAT YOUR DRINK IS GONE BEFORE I SAY
THIS.>>BROOD BLOODY MARY.
>>NO, NO, NO, I GOT AN EXTRA ONE.
>>WHY WOULD YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DRINK?
>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU, KENAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT A NICE GUY. FUNNY, TOO.
>>SO BY IGNORING THE SUBPOENAS, I’M JUST GOING TO
HOLD YOUR ARM RIGHT HERE FOR A SECOND, BY IGNORING THE
SUBPOENAS, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE DEMOCRATS MORE REASON TO
IMPEACH.>>WHAT!
NO! NO!
COLIN!>>I’M SO WET.
JEANINE PIRRO, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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