tWitch Can’t Be Startled During These Staff Scares

tWitch Can’t Be Startled During These Staff Scares


I love to scare people, and I
love to scare people equally. I’m an equal opportunity scarer. And I’ve been scaring
my staff all week long, so it’s really just
business as usual here. This is what we’ve
done all week. [MUSIC PLAYING] [SCREAMING] Stop. What is wrong with you? [SHOUTS] [SCREAMS] Oh no. [SHOUTS] [SCREAMS] [BLEEP] you. [BLEEP] off. My god. God. Mother [BLEEP]. It’s not funny. [SHOUTS] [SCREAMING] [BLEEP] Dammit! Holy [BLEEP]. [BLEEP] [SHOUTS] [SCREAMS] Baby, I’m howling for you. [SHOUTS] [SHOUTS] Ass [BLEEP]. [SHOUTS] [SCREAMS] [LAUGHING] [SHOUTS] [CHUCKLES] I tried to get him. I tried to get tWitch. I knew that was going to
happen, but he didn’t. And we just walked
right past it. Nah. You just got to– you just got
to know you can’t trust anybody around here during October. I know. Like right now, I’m like– you know what I mean? Like it’s– it’s– no. You won’t– we’re not
going to scare you. Yeah. OK. Cool. All right.

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