Trump’s Lawyers Will Not Take Part in Impeachment Hearings

Trump’s Lawyers Will Not Take Part in Impeachment Hearings

-Let’s get to the news. The White House announced Friday
that President Trump’s lawyers will not take part in this
week’s impeachment hearings. That makes sense,
since one of his lawyers has been really busy causing
the impeachment hearings. President Trump,
on Friday, called for an environmental review of
bathroom fixtures and claimed that,
“People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as
opposed to once.” Huh? Apparently,
it’s harder than I thought to get rid of a wedding ring. [ Cheers and applause ] “Time” magazine has released
its list of finalists for Person of the Year,
which includes President Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani. Though I’m pretty sure he hasn’t
been a person since 1649. A team of three men
announced last week they have set a new
cross-country speed record, driving from Manhattan to
Los Angeles in 28 hours. “How did you get from
New York to L.A. that fast?”, said Spirit Airlines. An Arizona man recently
registered a swarm of bees as emotional support animals. And, so far,
they’re doing a great job. Look how happy he is. A dentist in Alaska is
on trial after he was caught on video extracting
a patient’s tooth while riding a hoverboard. The jury will rule next week,
while the dentist already does. And, finally, officials
have announced that the Chevy Suburban will be
getting its own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. No word on whether it
will attend the ceremony alone or with an Escort.


100 thoughts on “Trump’s Lawyers Will Not Take Part in Impeachment Hearings”

  • "I have embraced crying mothers who have lost their children because our politicians put their personal agendas before the national good. I have no patience for injustice, no tolerance for government incompetence, no sympathy for leaders who fail their citizens.

    When innocent people suffer, because our political system lacks the will, or the courage, or the basic decency to enforce our laws—or worse still, has sold out to some corporate lobbyist for cash—I am not able to look the other way."
    – Donald J Trump
    Republican National Convention 2016


  • I assumed it's getting a star because it's the longest continuous running vehicle line. Uninterrupted production since 1935. Nope, it's because of how many movies the car has been in. Go figure.

  • Trump in the WH will make so much noise for 20 a day ~ 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽 ~ Merry Xmas you asshole Trump 🤣👆

  • HeavierThanLight says:

    Problem is these republicans went in too deep and are (after the point of no return) positioned as fellons when this is all accepted legally. The ones in the loop will do and say ANYTHING now to keep them from being guilty and complicit. Don't expect them to turn there view anytime soon. They hope to sit it out and escape when the subjects have eased down.

  • The whole World views the Trump administration the same way the whole World views any dictatorship :-
    "A dictatorship is an authoritarian form of government, characterized by a single leader or group of leaders and little or no toleration for political pluralism or independent programs or media" …So obvious even Wikipedia knows what's up

  • I can't believe TIME Magazine would even consider giuliani for their cover, with all the truly worthy people like Greta Thurnberg for one. giuliani should be on the cover of MAD Magazine, since he is nuttier then a fruitcake.

  • If the wedding ring is made out of gold painted plastic with a stone made out of acrylic glas, it probably swims on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl. I can imagine that that was the problem.

  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : says:

    Trump’s other lawyers won’t take part because they haven’t received their ongoing payments yet.

  • tammy JerkChicken says:

    I feel like the toilet is a old issue for Japanese using flushing in public toilet to cover pooping sounds…. where is he hearing this tho!?

  • Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis says:

    Can't wait for Seth to attempt to spin the truth once the impeachment hearing is conducted constitutionally in the Senate.

  • Why would he bother to go? Impeachment has been a debacle for the Dems and it's never going to get past the House. The only ones who are still trying to push it are the TDS sufferers.

  • Lmsao 😅 😉"Charlie-Trump-Manson and his SSupporters are More dangerous than a Catholic priest at a Cub scout meeting on epstein's island funded by ICE hosted by ISIS."- Asa Coe

  • Republicans in the Senate are going to join sides with the Democrats after the tapes are released. Trump and his family clan are on their way to prison

  • Again, if a democratic president made public statement that Americans are flushing a toilet 10 to 15 times a day, they would say that that person is mentally unfit for office and a danger to the safety of Americans, but since it's their guy, have to turn that blind eye.

  • Impeachment Hoax serving to endear Independents to come over to Republican side. Talk about backfiring. Trump is God's anointed and no hand shall prosper against him. Cheers

  • "this isn't fair, I can't have my council and I can't call my own witnesses".
    Then proceeds to not allow his council to go and doesn't provide his own witnesses when asked/subpoenad to do so. Not participating in the impeachment not only isn't going to help his side but makes it look am awful lot like he is guilty.

  • Giuliani stopped the mob in New York, how has he not been human lol you libtards fucking love being criminals and being retarded

  • Tip for low flo toilet won’t flush, and you’re spending 10-15 minutes getting it to flush all the way.
    Keep a pitcher in the bathroom, fill it up from the tub faucet, and pour it into the toilet bowl when you flush.

  • Look at all you zombies taking Seth's words as truth, I was told Americans were self thinkers, but instead I see zombies being created. Most of you don't even check other sources and then take ass clowns like this seriously, people need too start thinking for themselves and stop following these people. They will be the ruin of society, they are doing great, spreading lies. Do yourselves a favour and look at other places for news. You have too use common sense and ask yourself is what they are doing too trump fair, what if it was someone you knew, they can't even say 1 good thing about trump, it's 24-7 bashing, is that not enough too say……… Wait a minute, he's even being compared too Hitler. Really, are you people that unreasonable. I'm not even American and I'm finding this too be totally one sided. Don't let the media or people like this make your mind for you or fill it with BS.

  • Secretly, Senate Republicans want tRUMP out of office too. Plain and simple he’s a liability for the country, their watch, and their careers!!!

  • Trump got his crap rhetoric about immigration from scarface and sicario, the idea of space force came after he watched armageddon, and he MUST have seen the toilet episode of king of the hill or south park last week. Probably king of the hill, south park is probably too intellectual for him, it confuses him and makes him angry.
    In north Korea, the people are not allowed to watch Occidental movies, because they're corrupt and politically misleading, only the great leader can watch them.
    When armageddon came out, Kim Jong un told his people that there was a giant asteroid going to smash the earth and he, with his super powers, stopped it and saved the world. And they either believe that because they don't know anything about the movie, or they believe it because if they don't, their families will be killed.

  • Trump turds take 10 flushes cuz the r soooo big. Barely fit into the bowl. He need a big stick to help cram em down. Not his tiny D

  • Ohh yeah. TRUST THE PLAN!!!! The Dems took Trumps bait. He is just tooooo damn smart for them. The Dems and all their corruption will be exposed.

    I CANNOT wait for the military Tribunals in 2021 after he is relected. Me thinks alot of Hillaries friends in the alphabet organisations including herself are going to swing by the neck for treason

    WWG1WGA…. Q!!!!!!!


  • It's got to piss off liberals knowing that
    after 3 years of daily smears and attacks from Democrats & the liberal
    media, Trump's poll numbers remain the same as they were when he was elected.
    (they actually went up 2 points after the impeachment hearings, according to
    Gallup). Lol

  • "Trump’s Lawyers Will Not Take Part in Impeachment Hearings."

    First witness Trumpublicans call to testify in impeachment hearings : one of Trump's lawyers.

  • Because shite is somehow getting even weirder, here is an extremely weird story I found:

    From a London paper:

    “A Young woman who asked to remain anonymous boarded a London underground train between the hours of 10:30 PM and 11:30 PM, sitting down opposite opposite a young girl and two men.
    She recounts that the girl sitting opposite her held a cold stare, while uncomfortable she says it didn’t bother her too much and she tried to forget about it.

    At the next stop an elderly gentleman, who has asked to remain anonymous sat next to her, around five minutes past, he gently leans over, whispering, “please don’t panic, but you need to get off at the next stop with me.
    You need to trust me”.

    The girl who stated she felt uneasy the entire train journey, got off at the next stop with the unnamed gentleman.

    The train left the station seconds later.

    The man turned to her, saying “Thank the gods I’m sorry if I scared you, I am a mortician and I’m confident that the female sitting next to you was deceased, and the two men sitting beside her were holding her up.”

    Now, I think the guys simply watched way too much “Weekend at Bernie’s” and figured surely this will work in reality.
    It did not.


  • It becomes steadily less tenable to portray the man who wants to run in an election as the threat to democracy and the people who want to stop him as its champions. Anyone voting Democrat after this fiasco is an avowed indoctrinated purveyor of American hypocrisy.

  • Their giving a CAR a star? I guess I don't care that much about the Walk of Fame… it's just that I live in Southern California and I hate Suburbans and all the other giant cars SO much. Like it's not freaking crowded enough here, now half the drivers drive a car that expresses the latent bully in all of them and blocks the view of everything.

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