Trump Isn’t Feeling Fox News Like He Used To

Trump Isn’t Feeling Fox News Like He Used To


LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THERE’S BEEN A MAJOR DEVELOPMENT
IN THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP. LAST NIGHT, TWO UKRAINIAN
ASSOCIATES OF RUDY GIULIANI– YOU KNOW, THE PRESIDENT’S
PERSONAL LAWYER– WELL, THEY WERE ARRESTED. THE TWO HAD BEEN SUBPOENAED TO
TESTIFY IN FRONT OF CONGRESS BUT THEY WERE APPREHENDED AT THE
AIRPORT WHILE TRYING TO FLEE THE COUNTRY. THE MEN HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO GET
THEMSELVES A GOOD LAWYER. WHICH IMMEDIATELY RULES OUT
RUDY GIULIANI. (LAUGHTER)
F>>James: THE UKRAINIAN
GIULIANI ASSOCIATES WERE HIRED TO
DIG UP DIRT ON JOE BIDEN. BY THE WAY, “UKRAINIAN GIULIANI
ASSOCIATE” IS MY NEW VOCAL WARM-UP. “UKRAINIAN GIULIANI ASSOCIATE.” I WAS DOING IT RIGHT BEHIND THE
COUCH. “UKRAINIAN GIULIANI ASSOCIATE.” “UKRAINIAN GIULIANI ASSOCIATE.” BEING PLAYED BY BENEDICT
CUMBERBATCCH. IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD DEVELOPMENT
FOR THE PRESIDENT, BUT TRUMP ACTUALLY CLAIMS THIS IS GOOD
NEWS. HE WAS LIKE, “SEE! I TOLD YOU I NEVER PRESSURED
UKRAINE TO INVESTIGATE JOE BIDEN! I PRESSURED RUDY GIULIANI TO
PRESSURE THESE GUYS TO PRESSURE UKRAINE TO INVESTIGATE JOE
BIDEN.” I’M FINE. MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT IS
SO WORRIED ABOUT A POSSIBLE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IN THE
REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED SENATE, THAT TRUMP IS APPARENTLY CALLING
MAJORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL THREE TIMES A DAY. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS,
I FEEL BAD FOR MITCH McCONNELL. THREE PHONE CALLS A DAY? IT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE MITCH
McCONNELL WITHDRAW INTO HIS TURTLE SHELL AND HIDE. BUT I THINK THIS IS STARTING TO
GET TO TRUMP. BECAUSE IN A SERIES OF TWEETS
THIS MORNING, THE PRESIDENT LASHED OUT AT, OF ALL THINGS,
FOX NEWS. BUT FOX NEWS IS ALSO MUCH
DIFFERENT THAN IT USED TO BE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS.” IT IS SO DIFFERENT THAN IT USED
TO BE. OH WELL, I’M PRESIDENT!”
COINCIDENTALLY, “OH WELL I’M PRESIDENT!” WAS ACTUALLY
THE ORIGINAL DRAFT OF TRUMP’S INAUGURATION SPEECH. MOVING ON, THE POPULAR RIDE
SHARE APP UBER IS LAUNCHING A NEW SERVICE THAT WILL LET
USERS FIND RIDES THAT ALLOW ANIMALS. THEY’RE CALLING IT “UBER PET.” SO AT LEAST WHEN YOU GET INTO
ONE OF THESE UBERS, THERE’S A REASON IT’S COVERED IN HAIR AND
SMELLS DISGUSTING. IT COSTS THREE TO FIVE EXTRA
DOLLARS TO RIDE WITH YOUR PET, OR 10 TO 12 EXTRA DOLLARS IF
YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE WEIRD SNAKE GUYS. “CAN YOU TAKE A RIGHT?”
THANK YOU. IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO RIDE IN AN
UBER WITH YOUR PET. JUST THINK HOW ADORABLE IT WILL
BE WATCHING YOUR DOG ALSO STRUGGLE TO PUT ON HEADPHONES TO
AVOID SMALL TALK WITH THEDRIVER. AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO TELL
YOU ABOUT THIS, A FAMILY VACATIONING IN SOUTH CAROLINA
FOUND AN INTERESTING PACKAGE FLOATING IN THE WATER JUST OFF
THE BEACH. THEY TK IT BACK TO THEIR
RENTAL HOME, THEY OPENED IT UP AND THEY FOUND 44 POUNDS OF
COCAINE. I MEAN, I’VE HEARD OF SEA-WEED
BUT “OCEAN COKE” IS A NEW ONE. 44 POUNDS OF COCAINE. BUT THE DAD DID THE RIGHT THING. HE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE
POLICE AND HANDED OVER 43 POUNDS OF COCAINE. THE FAMILY SAID THEY HAVE NO
IDEA WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GIANT COCAINE STASH, BUT THEY
DID NOTICE THIS GUY HANGING AROUND THE BEACH.

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100 thoughts on “Trump Isn’t Feeling Fox News Like He Used To”

  • You don't think polls can be manipulated? The GOP needs a cover to go along with the impeachment vote. You guys need to read into this a little more. Remember, nothing is disseminated through the Ministry of Truth without an underlining purpose. BTW, we are all being played by both parties.

  • No matter who u pick after he is gone still becomes my bitch and every thing u use when u cross waters is mine when u do it in public and then I catch heat from ignorance u become my slut I promised at 91 no one will shit on me but I for got no matter how high I stack shit or how hard it gets it is going to run on your face maybe I will get a good president have not had one the hole time I have been here as 20 the link not the chain of u add chain ot becomes 120 I always keep 20 for me to distribute a ass whipping hints rolling 20

  • Smithy please do not make the gavin and stacey christmas special woke shite,you have been in la la liberal fantasy land for a long time do you think you can still do real comedy.

  • james james james..really you want to go down the no news in the truth and no truth in the news. well lets go. since when have you fallen for the fault? you can say "a lawyer has been takken to the hospital for herpes,but it doesnt mean a republican did it. we squash thoes. you can say a democrate caused those but we hide it. dont dont dont think because your a cheeky fellow you can come out of this as an innocent. seriously did you give the republican an STD and the Democratic gonorrhoea. Because they so deserve it. just sayin "Oh what my Holy tonge"

  • I think some of his supporters might finally change their tune now that he's going after Fox. At least I'd like to believe that.

  • Alexander Snyder says:

    I love reading the comments of the people who hate watch these videos just to say things like: "talking about politics is dumb and lame", "they need to take this leftist propaganda off the air", etc. It's absolutely hilarious because they are giving the videos clicks and comments, which means they are making sure the show remains popular and relevant.

    Also, it is cute they are appalled and offended by the things comedians say, but cheer Donald Trump every time he uses childish insults to belittle any who dare criticize him. They are holding late night comedians to a higher moral standard than the President. Hypocrisy at its finest.

  • THE OATH OF OFFICE IS TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NOT TO THE PERSONS WITH THE TITLE.. !!! Our immediate and most dangerous situation is that Trump continues as President and Chief of our Armed Services. It has been investigated and verified by all of our Intelligence Agencies that Russia' (Putin) did attack and influenced the Election Process in these United States !! Hundreds of communications with Russians. The United States Adversaries are attentively evaluating and will continue to focus their weaponized media to Elect and legislate in our Country !!! The Pentagon must divert urgent attention and funds to defend and respond to Russia's threat. Stop wasting Billions on Nuclear weapons !!! The World has enough to turn Mother Earth into a WASTELAND !! Not even a dictator wants to turn into a heap of fuming ashes !! The United States , with its allies and through the United Nations, should demand a halt of all Weaponized electronic media assault on ALL NATIONS ELECTIONS IMMEDIATELY !!! The Majority of the American people do not have the time between holding 2 jobs , child care , caring for our elderly to waste time on Conspiracy and Obstruction .!. Using our very own Constitution and Justice System to protect Traitors !!!! Pray that God gives our Generals and Others around the President the moral strength as Patriots to Guard and Protect our Country !!!! The Oath of Office is Sacred in our Political System and MUST BE RESPECTED !!! By the way where is Trump getting all this extra money to pay for these multi-million dollar Constitutional Attorney Firms ???? God Bless America, Mother Earth, our sick, our children our elderly, ,the homeless families with children thrown to the streets by the greed of our Banks & Wall Street, Millions of young prisoners who couldn't afford Million Dollar Attorneys while Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking of minors, gets a pat on the back; the working poor, our citizen immigrants, our Unions, our Heroes and Patriots. The GOP, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham & AG Barr should be impeached for violating their OATH OF OFFICE and charged as Traitors . Putin & his Billionaire Russian Oligarchs have been and are currently laundering money in the United States for many years. Just ask Trump & Co. which has been financed throughout the last 30 Years !!! How do you BANKRUPT CASINOS ?? The NRA received Millions for the Trump Campaign disbursement. These Communist Countries are out to Destroy our Democracy from within. Europe & the world have faith and patience!! AMERICAN DEMOCRACY WILL ENDURE !!! The NRA has 10 Million members, Trump has 30 Million followers, and the rest of the 230 million american citizens must VOTE this Traitor and co-conspirators out of Office and into Prison.!!. America has millions of working poor in Prison who can't afford expensive attorney firms like Trump & Associates.!! The 1% Billionaires received 2 TRILLION tax cuts, while 18 years later the 911 first responders are dying while waiting for GOP to fund their healthcare !!!. These parasites in Congress and the House are bought and paid for by lobbyist yelling from atop their Corporate Socialist Platforms against Democratic Socialism for the needy and poor. Hopefully, Our Constitution and the Rico Act will take care of the Trump Mob & Associates. God Bless the United States of America, our Heroes and Patriots. May all the Traitors be charged and given a one way ticket to Russia and as proof of our resentment, be given an AK-47 when they step off the plane !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • His staff is sighing that it's going to be a long day, building the baby back up again and telling him that the poll is false, probably with Hillary behind it, that actually more than 90% of the people think he's the most fantastic person who ever lived or ever will. Turtle "Moscow Mitch" McConnell has his own worries, like getting reelected.

  • Gabriel Martinez says:

    What has happened to late nite comedy hosts? I preferred late-night shows that just focused on making people laugh instead of pushing politics. Too bad James Corden is falling into the same political right-hating trend as Jimmy Kimmel and other not-so-funny late-night shows.

  • Gypsy Sinclaire says:

    Democrats are for trump on 2020..those on CNN stage debate…are not dems but communists socialists ! They are now the damneds!!!

  • Fox News shutting down on Trump becuz they know it’s only so far anyone can protect him!!!! Trump knows he’s going down and the people around him gots to make a choice!! Go down in history protecting a president who thinks he’s above the law and breaking many of them as he can or for these people to finally make a stand against corruption!!!! Impeach him now!!!!

  • LMAO. TRUMP CURB STOMPED YOUR TR ANNY IN A PANT SUIT. THE T.D.S IS PRICELESS SOY GUZZLERS AN FAKE NEWS. IT JUST SHOWS TRUMP DONT GIVE A FUUUUCK IF YOUR A BLACK WHITE DEMORAT OR FOX. YOU HYPICRITES CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MINDS FOX NEWS GOOD FOX NEWS BAD. YOU LOST 👉👌😂🇺🇸 MAGA DEEEEP UP IN A PEDO DEMOCRAT SOYCIALIST WHO LOST TO TRUMP. PRICELESS !

  • Loving how every late night host doubles as a political commentator. The fact that comedy and politics have mixed really fills me with joy. Now that the news is inescapable my life feels so much more complete as I finally have the motivation to kill myself.

  • Of course, because FOX has gone tabloid. I agree with Trump and so do many many others. If FOX wants to practice sensationalism and tabloidism why should we stick with them. CNN, MSNBC and PBS are still much worse, but we are willing to stand up for what is right instead of practicing blind obedience like the viewers (suckers) who watch MSNBC do.

  • #MoscowMitch is getting what he deserves…. at the VERY LEAST. i hope trump starts calling him everytime he has a half thought….

  • Stunning Work, I enjoyed it a lot!, See this New Album 'Monish Jasbird – Death Blow', channel link www.youtube.com/channel/UCv_x5rlxirO-WKjLIyk6okQ?sub_confirmation=1 , you can try 🙂

  • The shit is coming to the surface. The liber/commies are in full mode panic and President Donald J Trump Gave Fox a huge bravo. And that’s the way it is!

  • Fux su c ks. But has no realized that trumps goin down bigtime and they don t want a looser or criminal to be their next crooks to support.

  • weird snake guys? Just because I have 50+ snakes doesn't make me "weird" thank you – i think YOU'RE weird for NOT having any…

  • We all knew Fox would become as fake news as you guys and fake news media. Why do you suppose we stopped watching it? Anyway, not watching this but in case you DIDN'T MENTION IT, the Fox poll was BIASED and SKEWED. Most of the participants were democrats. Of course it would read 51%. And since pedos would side with the impeachment of President Trump, and since Disney bought Fox, of course the poll would show those results. Duh.

  • how the hell did shep smith, an openly gay man, stay at a news corporation that openly mocked and displayed hatred for the LGBTQ community for this long? that’s the most bizarre part about him.

  • I never feel bad for Bitch McConnell. Even if he breaks both his knees while trying to do something good for once in his life.

  • Trump isn’t feeling it?

    Well I bet the left is guilty of not giving Fox News enough credit before.

    Which explains everything, why the divide is so steep.

    Everyone is a kunt. Left owns Fox an apology.

  • You should do a skit where you call Uber Pets and get collected with weird animals. Love to see a driver try to transport a donkey.

  • The cringey trump jokes aren't workin for ya bub. It blows back in your face everytime. Could you imagine being a guest in a country while talking trash about the president? Try that in London homeboy. I bet you won't. lol.

  • wow! another Trump joke! how novel! how unique!! damn, we’ve got a trailblazer here! SO original. so uncommon. unlike any monologue i’ve ever seen! just truly singular. what a maverick you are!

  • The Watchful Hunter says:

    Who is this British prick pretending to be an American and insulting our President? Go back to your shtty GB you lard tub. Remember it was the British who murdered our American ancestors first as they fought for freedom from Britain.

  • No Moscow Mitch deserves this by Criminal Trump!!! No need to feel sorry for this traitor of Democracy and the uS Constitution.

  • This dude has an actual TV show I thought he just sold coffee makers for a living. He should stick with selling coffee makers.

  • appel valt niet ver van de boom says:

    keep yourself out of politics its not good. i like your show because its funny but if you start about politics i directly switch to another channel its not fun at all. greetings fro the Netherlands

  • appel valt niet ver van de boom says:

    keep yourself out of politics its not good. i like your show because its funny but if you start about politics i directly switch to another channel its not fun at all. greetings fro the Netherlands

  • With such deep corruption in politics it really wouldn't suprise me if nothing happens to that orange POS. And they should change things so that no party should solely control the Congress or Senate. Equal seats for Democrats and Republicans and an Independents. Then a lot of this bullshit wouldn't happen.

  • Conan
    John Oliver
    Trevor Noah
    Steven Colbert
    Jimmy Kimmel
    Jimmy Fallon
    James Corden
    Seth Myers

    ALL talk about the same shit on every show, ratings have dropped, we all know you support Trump, stop hiding it, you're obsessed, people watch these shows to get away and switch off, they're sick of the same kak regurgitated, out of each hosts mouth.

    Also to add, the audience don't know what to laugh or be sad at, there told when they walk in to exaggerate your laugh and cheers, there is a sign that flashes telling them when to laugh… because something is 'funny'

  • I liked watching James Corden videos because he didn’t inject himself into American politics, yet now he has and isn’t an American. You impeach a President because they have committed high crimes or misdemeanors and Trump hasn’t committed either according to the Department of Justice and Alan Dershowitz the preeminent Constitutional Attorney, Harvard Law professor and lifelong Democrat.

  • TrueAmerican Native says:

    LoL Shit me too! I couldn't believe when I was considering it for my self. Feeling sorry for Mitch… (But three phone calls a day! From that guy?!?) I can only imagine Mitch is freaking out every time the phone rings. (To the point that someone else's phone would ring and he would just grab their phone and throw it)

  • StarryDynamo7079 says:

    Ghez so many bot trump hate comments, also, good job on not talking about Bidens dealings other there or the FACT Biden withheld aid as the VP unless the prosecutor investigating his son's business was fired which was tax payer money as he used it to influence another countries investigation on his son's business dealings….. Lol he said it plan on video , but it's cool , impeach him trump but lock up Biden , fair

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