Take A Break – Walmart

Take A Break – Walmart


I’VE COME DOWN TO WALMART TO
GIVE ONE OF THE HARDWORKING ASSOCIATES A MUCH-NEEDED BREAK. LET’S SEE IF WE CAN HELP SOMEONE
OUT. LET’S TRY. HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU, HOW ARE YOU? THIS PLACE IS HUGE! THIS IS ALREADY MORE THAN I’VE
EVER WORK IN LOS ANGELES!>>HI JAMES. I’M JEVAIS.>>James: HI, I’M JAMES. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK?>>TOTALLY.>>James: WHAT ARE YOU
ACTUALLY GOING TO DO NOW?>>WE ARE GOING TO PICK UP
CUSTOMERS’ GROCERIES. THEY ORDER IT ON THE APP AND WE
PICK IT UP FOR THEM.>>James: YOU GET THEIR
GROCERIES AND PICK IT UP.>>YES WE ARE.>>James: I CAN GO THAT. ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHANICE,
PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD.>>WE HAVE OUR UNIFORM. WE’RE NOT A UNIFORM UNTIL WE
HAVE A SMILE HERE AT WALMART.>>James: A SMILE? YES, THAT’S PART OF OUR
UNIFORM.>>James: OR, OR THIS.>>THE FIRST ONE.>>James: OR THIS? OR THIS? OR MAYBE THIS?>>THAT WILL WORK.>>James: SO WHOSE ORDER IS
THIS?>>THAT IS FOR KATY.>>James: STRAIGHT ON WITH A
BOTTLE OF WINE, KATY IS MY GIRL. WE ARE IN THE BOOZE. IN THE BOOZE. THE WONDERFUL YEARS.>>James: LET’S NOT DO THAT,
>>LET’S NOT DO THAT OKAY?>>James: HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? GO LONG GO LONG GO LONG GO LONG. OH GIVE ME A TOUCHDOWN DOC!>>SO WE WANT TO KEEP IN MIND
THE TEN FOOT RULE.>>James: WHAT IS THE TEN
FOOT RULE?>>WE GREET EVERY CUSTOMER
THAT’S WITHIN TEN FEET OF US.>>James: SHE’S WITHIN TEN
FEET, HI, HOW YOU DOING? YOU’RE WITHIN TEN FEET. HI, HOW YOU DOING? WELCOME TO WALMART, HAVE A GREAT
DAY. SHE WORKS HERE, SHE’S WITHIN TEN
FEET.>>JUST CUSTOMERS.>>James: WHAT ABOUT HER?>>WE SAY HI.>>James: LET’S PRETEND WE
DON’T LIKE TIFFANY. READY, GO. HI, ANGEL SOFT TISSUE, OH GOOD
FOR HER! WOW, THAT’S A LOT! SEE I’M GENUINELY NEVER BEEN
HAPPIER. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS WHAT I WAS
BORN TO DO. HI! SEE YOU LATER. ARE YOU SURE THAT KATE DOESN’T
WANT A CANOE?>>I DON’T BELIEVE THAT WAS ON
HER ORDER.>>James: IT WOULD BE A SHAME
TO HAVE TO COME BACK. SHE WANTS A CANOE, WE’RE IN THE
RIGHT PLACE. TWIZZLERS.>>FOUND ‘EM.>>James: OH MY GOD THIS ONE
JUST BROKE. OH MY GOODNESS.>>WE’LL PICK THEM UP AND TAKE
THEM TO CLAIMS.>>James: WE’LL TAKE THEM ALL
TO CLAIMS. RUSH OFF YOUR FEET, THIS IS A
GREAT PLACE TO TAKE A NAP. SERIOUSLY. WATCH, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK. GET IN THERE. GET IN THERE, YOU’RE BUSY, THEY
GET A BREAK, THERE YOU GO, LIE DOWN! THERE YOU GO. I’M JUST SAYING. GREAT PLACE FOR A LITTLE STOP. OKAY, SHAMIKA, YOU’RE GOING TO
THE TOILET. SEE YOU SOON. HAS ANYONE SEEN SHANIKA, PUMPKIN
(LAUGHTER)>>James: I DON’T KNOW IF
THIS WOULD BE ALLOWED ON CBS! I’VE GOT TO SAY SHA NRVEGIKA
THIS IS SOME BEAUTIFUL PRODUCE. LOOK AT THIS NECTARINE, THAT’S
PERFECT, ISN’T IT? HOW DO YOU TRY YOUR FRUIT? DO YOU SQUEEZE IT?>>WE’RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR
ANY DENTS OR ANY BRUISES OR SOFT OR —
>>James: DO YOU GIVE IT THE FRUIT SQUEEZE? YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO CHECK A
FRUIT? I ROLL IT DOWN THE AISLE. ALL RIGHT ARE YOU READY? WE’RE GOING TO TRY THIS MELON. IS I.T. FEELS GOOD. ARE YOU READY?>>I DON’T THINK THAT’S A GOOD
IDEA.>>James: OH, IT’S PERFECT. IT’S A PERFECT MELON.>>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE
THROW THEM.>>James: THAT’S A SHAME.>>YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO DO THAT. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT IT
IN YOUR CLAIMS –>>James: I’M SURE IT WILL BE
FINE. WAIT. (LAUGHTER)
>>I REALLY CAN’T SEE –>>James: DON’T WORRY ABOUT
IT, SHAMIKA, I’LL GUIDE YOU.>>THIS IS PROBABLY READY. LET’S LEAVE IT OUT HERE. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. I’M TELLING YOU — I’M GOING TO
TAKE IT OFF. THE SPINACH GUYS I DON’T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED. IT’S SPILLAGE.>>LET US KNOW THAT CUSTOMER
KATY IS RIGHT OUTSIDE.>>James: GO GO GO GO GO. KATY OH MY GOD I’M JAMES. I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU, WE’RE
BEST FRIENDS. I GOT YOU A COUPLE OF EXTRA BITS
I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT. JUST WAIT THERE, WAIT THERE. SHANIKA, GENTLY, PLEASE! SHE’S BEEN THROWING STUFF AROUND
ALL DAY KATE.>>I REALLY DON’T NEED THE BIKE!>>James: IT’S A GOOD BIKE. IT’S GOT A LOVELY ACTION, OKAY? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT IT
KATE?>>I MEAN IF YOU ARE GOING TO
GIVE IT TO ME, SURE.>>James: NO YOU’RE GOING TO
BUY IT, YOU’RE GOING TO BUY ALL THIS STUFF. IT’S NOT A CHARITY.>>THEN —
>>James: SURE, FINE. DO YOU WANT THIS BIKE? YES, YES.>>CAN I MOVE THE ICE FIRST?>>James: SEE YOU SOON, THANK
YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WALMART, SEE YOU KATE, BYE. HI, WELCOME TO SELF CHECKOUT. HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M DOING FINE.>>James: WILL YOU GIVEN ME A
RIDE? IS THAT OKAY? TBS — WILL YOU GIVE ME A RIDE? IS THAT OKAY? I DON’T KNOW. DRIVE ME DOWN THEN, DRIVE ME
DOWN THEN. DRIVE ME DOWN. AND WE’RE OFF. ARE WE GOOD, SURE? EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? GOOD, JUST GO FOR IT WHATEVER
YOU CAN DO, ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING GOOD?>>EVERYTHING’S GREAT.>>James: GREAT GOT
EVERYTHING YOU NEED?>>NOT AT ALL.>>James: I’M BE DOING THIS
OKAY? HEAVY BOX? I DID NOT, THESE ARE MY GLASS
HE, I BOUGHT THESE MYSELF. WHERE WERE YOURS?>>AT HOME.>>James: CRAZY PLACE TO KEEP
SUNGLASSES. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CAN STEAL THOSE
GLASSES AT ANY POINT. HAVE FUN, SEE YOU LATER.>>DO YOU HAVE ANY COUPONS? NO COUPONS? YOU’VE GOT THE ONE FREE HUG!>>OH I LOVE YOU!>>James: CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?>>I’M —
>>James: LOOKING FOR A FILM?>>NOT REALLY, JUST BROWSING.>>James: NOT LOOKING FOR A
FILM? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY IT MIGHT
SEEM THAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A FILM? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE LOOKING
FOR?>>DISNEY.>>James: LET ME LOOK.>>THERE WE GO, EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME, INCREDIBLE. OH MY BLOODY — SERIOUS WOMAN. INCREDIBLE EXPENDABLES. GOT TO BE A DISNEY FILM IN HERE
SOMEWHERE! SMURFS IS THAT DISNEY?>>NO.>>James: WILL IT DO? THAT’S DISNEY. YOU’VE GOT IT, GET OUT OF HERE. HAPPY TO HELP. WE GO THE EXTRA MILE AS WALMART,
THAT’S WHAT WE DO! FREE CHEETOS! YOU DON’T NEED THE CALORIES. HEY, DID YOU —
>>THANK YOU FOR — DID YOU HAVE FUN?>>James: I DON’T NEED THIS,
I DON’T NEED THIS, I DON’T NEED YOU. BLESS YOU, JAMES’S WALMART, OUT!

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