Take a Break: The Price is Right

Take a Break: The Price is Right


[LAUGHTER]
JAMES: LAST YEAR, THEY EMPLOYED THEIR FIRST EVER MALE MODEL. A MAN CALLED JAMES O’HARA. NOW I’M GOING OVER TO “THE
PRICE IS RIGHT” TO GIVE JAMES O’HARA A WELL-EARNED BREAK.
LET’S GO. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE “THE
PRICE IS RIGHT” IS? THAT WAY?
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. THERE IS A CAR THERE.
THIS IS “THE PRICE IS RIGHT.” IS THIS YOUR WORK? TAKE ME IN, GUYS.
TAKE ME INTO “THE PRICE IS RIGHT.”
[LAUGHTER] HEY, JAMES?
HOW ARE YOU? I’M JAMES. NICE TO MEET YOU.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>REALLY GOOD.
JAMES: YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING ON “THE PRICE IS RIGHT” FOR ABOUT
SIX MONTHS NOW?>>SIX MONTHS. JAMES: DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A
BREAK AND I’LL COVER ONE OF YOUR SHIFTS?>>DO YOU WANT ME TO SHE YOU
AROUND OR SHOW YOU THE ROPES? JAMES: SEEMS REALLY
STRAIGHTFORWARD.>>JUST DO THIS. THIS.
YOU KNOW. WEIGHTS.>>YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THAT ONE
BEFORE. JAMES: THAT IS GOING TO BE MY
MOVE I THINK. [LAUGHTER]
YOU HAVE TO SMILE ALL THE TIME.>>EXACTLY.
JAMES: LIKE THAT? I FEEL LIKE I LOOK BIT WEIRD.
I’M GOING SHOUT SOME PRODUCTS. YOU SHOW ME FACE.
MICROWAVE. PAIR OF SHOES. BOAT.
A WEEKEND AWAY IN PARIS!>>YEAH! JAMES: WHAT WAS THAT?
YOU WOULD GOTTEN FRENCH LIKE — SHOW ME YOU HAVE WON $5,000. SHOPPING VOUCHERS FOR $10,000. SHOPPING VOUCHERS FOR $50,000. TICKETS TO “THE LATE LATE
SHOW.” [LAUGHTER]
I DON’T KNOW. YOU’LL PROBABLY WANT TO SIT
SOMEWHERE LIKE THIS. LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT THE PRIZE.
IT WILL BE ME. I’LL GIVE IT AWAY. AFTER YOU
LIKE, DO YOU, YOU KNOW — NO? DO YOU WIN THE FAKE GRASS?>>NO. JAMES: DO YOU WIN THESE?>>NO, THEY LOOK LIKE PROPS AS
WELL.>>THE TRAY?>>WOULD YOU WANT THE TRAY?
JAMES: OF COURSE. WHEN YOU SAY LOOK WHAT YOU WIN,
I WANT TO WINTER ALL. THE TREES. DO YOU WIN THE TREES?
>>AGAIN, THAT IS JUST PROPS. JAMES: THESE?
WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS WHAT YOU WIN IS LESS THAN HALF OF THE
STUFF ON THE SET. YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS HAS CHANGED MY MIND ON
“THE PRICE IS RIGHT.” PUT THE SNICKERS ON A CAR AND
SAY THIS IS WHAT YOU WIN, THE SNICKERS.
I’LL BE YOU. WAIT A MINUTE.>>ARE YOU READY?
JAMES: HANG ON.>>YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO A LOT. JAMES: I’M JUST GETTING IN THE
ZONE. YOU KNOW?
GO FOR IT.>>READY?
LET’S SEE WHAT WE HAVE GOT, GEORGE.
JAMES: NONE OF THIS. IT IS JUST THIS STUFF HERE.
JUST THESE. JUST THESE.
NOT THIS. JUST THAT. NOT THIS.
JUST THAT.>>PLACES, PLEASE. JAMES: $3,000 IN CASH!>>AN ELECTRONIC DRUM KIT! JAMES: YOU’LL NEVER USE IT.
IT FEELS WEIRD. YOU DON’T WANT ONE.
THIS CAR COMES WITH WIND-UP WINDOWS! CAN’T GET OFF IT.
I CAN’T GET OFF TO GO TO THE TV.
>>THERE YOU GO. GREAT JOB. JAMES: $4022, DREW.
NICE. DON’T BE STEALING MY MOVES.
GET YOUR OWN MOVES, GIRLFRIEND. YOU ARE LOSERS!
>>YOU HAVE TO PLAY FAIR HERE. JAMES: CAN I GET A BOTTLE OF
MODEL’S WATER? ONLY THE WATER THAT THE MODELS
DRINK. MODEL WATER. WHAT DO THE MODELS SNACK ON? SEAWEED OR — GLUTEN-FREE ROLL
OR SOMETHING. THEN I CAN JUST THROW IT UP
IMMEDIATELY. SO THAT SPRAY TAN THING IF, I
COME BACK, WILL YOU BE ABLE TO DO THE WHOLE BODY? PROBABLY FEELS NICE FOR YOU TO
BE WORKING WITH A REAL MODEL INSTEAD OF THESE LIKE FAKE
BITCHES. I THINK I’M READY.>>HERE IT COMES, FROM THE BOB
BARKER STUDIO IN HOLLYWOOD, IT IS “THE PRICE IS RIGHT”!>>LOOK WHO IS FILLING IN FOR
MODEL JAMES O’HAR AIR TODAY. IT IS JAMES CORDEN!
>>MALE MODEL ON THE SHOW. JAMES: NICE TO GET BACK TO MY
ROOTS. MY MODELING DAYS.
DREW: GOOD LUCK, BUDDY. $20,000 CAR. SNACK CRACKERS.
$7.99. [APPLAUSE]
JAMES: [BEEP]>>LET’S KEEP IT ROLLING.
>>IT IS JAMES CORDEN ON A NEW TRAMPOLINE.
A STAIR CLIMBER. A TV.
A NEW HARLEY. AN ELECTRONIC DRUM KIT.
A KARAOKE P.A. SYSTEM. SHE COMES WITH IT.>>THREE.
DREW: THREE, PLEASE. JAMES: I’VE JUST BEEN TOLD MY
FLY IS UNDONE. DON’T WORRY, GUYS. THE CAGE IS OPEN BUT THE BEAST
IS ASLEEP. DREW: FOR THE WIN.
>>OH. JAMES: [BEEP] THIS IS [BEEP],
DREW. YOU KNOW IT IS.
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? DREW: YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY TO
PUERTO RICO. [APPLAUSE]
DREW: JAMES CORDEN. IT IS ALL UP TO YOU. LET’S GIVE THIS GUY A PRIZE! [APPLAUSE]
DREW: PLEASE WELCOME BACK MR. JAMES CORDEN HIMSELF.
JAMES: OBVIOUSLY I’VE BEEN A TOPNOTCH MALE MODEL TODAY. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A TOPNOTCH
SHOWCASE AND IT STARTS WITH A FANTASTIC TRIP TO MY FAVORITE
AMERICAN CITY, THE BIG APPLE, CHICAGO. IT IS A BRAND NEW TINY CAR!
A TRIP TO CHICAGO. $3,000 IN CASH AND TINY CAR ARE
YOURS, BUT ONLY IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT! DREW: $32,200.
THE ACTUAL PRICE. GUESS WHAT MARISSA ? SHE WON $93,624 IN PRIZES. JAMES: ANY TIME YOU NEED ME TO
STEP IN, COVER A SHIFT, I’M THERE. ANY TIME.
CHEERS, MAN. SEE YOU SOON.
SEE YOU LATER. DREW: DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOUR JOB IS SAFE.
[APPLAUSE]

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