Take a Break: Million Dollar Listing Pt. 1

Take a Break: Million Dollar Listing Pt. 1


IT’S A YEAR SINCE I MOVED TO LOS
ANGELES AND NOW THAT I OFFICIALLY CALL THIS CITY HOME I
THINK IT’S FITTING I HELP SOME OTHER RESIDENTS FIND THEMSELVES
SOME HOMES. DAVID PONDS, GIVE HIM A
WELL-EARNED BREAK. LET’S GO AND SELL SOME HOMES. HERE THEY ARE THE GUYS WHO MAKE
IT HAPPEN. HOW ARE YOU, NICE TO SEE YOU. HEY GENTS, HOW IS IT GOING? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SELLING
HOMES?>>THREE YEARS.>>HOW ABOUT I STEP IN FOR YOU,
DO GO GET A MASSAGE, PEDICURE, STAY A BREAK, HAVE A GOOD ONE. CORDEN THROUGH THE DAY.>>WE REALLY HAVE A SHOWING
TODAY WITH A VERY BIG HIP HOP ARTIST. MAIM IS TYGA.>>WHEN YOU SAY VERY BIG? VERY BIG HIP HOP ARTIST, I’M
HERE LIKE –>>WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU LIKE
FOR THIS HOUSE?>>I’M THINKING NORTH OF $20
MILLION.>>WHOA WHAT DOES DAVID DO THAT
ANOISE YO — ANOISE YOU SO YOU DON’T WANT ME TO DO?>>I’VE GOT TO BE HONEST, HE’S
THE BEST BUSINESS PARTNER. WE SAY OUR POINTS AND DON’T TALK
OVER ME.>>James: TEAMWORK IS DREAM
WORK. I TELL YOU, YOU GOT IT.>>SEE YOU LATER. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IS.>>YOU OKAY?>>JAMES HOW ARE YOU?>>James: NICE TO MEET YOU.>>3700 SQUARE FEET. THE HOUSE IS — EVERYTHING YOU
SEE — CAN BE INCLUDED. ALL THE FURNITURE. EVERYTHING. KITCHEN IS — COMPLETELY ONE OF
A KIND. LET’S HEAD THERE IS AN INKO
HAMEMOIR FLOOR. THIS IS A FONTON POTATON, COUSIN
MADE STAINLESS STEEL. YOUTHELLE BENOCHE, DO YOU GUYS
LIKE LOW WINDOWS?>>JAMES CAN WE TALK ABOUT —
>>James: ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS? I’D DUET A SAFETY LOCK ON THAT. NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT, YOU’RE
DEAD. BUT IF YOU HAVEN’T GOT KIDS,
IT’S STILL A BIT WEIRD. YOU’VE GOT DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES.>>DT.>>ZT. PACIFIC DESIGN CENTER. CENTURY CITY.>>CC.>>AND THE BATHROOM.>>WC.>>ALL THE WAY TO THE OCEAN. AFTER BEING TO THE CLUB A FEW
GIRLS HERE, FEW GIRLS IN THE POOL, JUST ONE GUY THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? A GUY THERE, HE’S GOT DRUGS. YOU LIKE M TFERLTV RIGHT? REMEMBER THIS? THIS IS THE BED THAT YOU GUYS
ARE GOING TO FLIP FOR RIGHT? FOLLOW ME, COME THIS WAY IN
HERE. RIGHT? IN HERE, YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO
SEE THIS. YOU’VE GOT A WASHER. AND A DRYER! A WASH HE AND A DRYER. FORGET ABOUT IT. GO TO BED TYGA. GET IN HERE. I’M SAYING, YOU CAN MEASURE HOW
MANY PEOPLE — HOW MANY PEOPLE, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR — I THINK
YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A BIG ARE BED. I DON’T WANT THIS BE A ROOM FOR
FOURGs, 5Gs, 6GEST,.>>IT’S POSITIONED PERFECTLY,
LET’S LEAVE. I MEAN YEAH IT’S PRETTY
UNBELIEVABLE. SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
GENERALLY?>>I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT.>>I LOVED IT. REALLY HAPPY IN IT.>>
>>James: THE SHOWER HAS PHENOMENAL ACOUSTICS. TYGA.>>♪ ♪ ♪
[ RAPPING ]>>WHAT I’M SAYING.>>James: THAT’S WHAT I’M
SAYING. IT’S WORTH BEARING IN MIND THERE
IS NOT A SURFACE IN THIS HOUSE THAT YOU COULDN’T SNORT COCAINE
FROM. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: SO QUIET! LOOK AT THAT! I KNOW YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO
FALL ASLEEP AND — OKAY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF BIRD THAT IS,
BUT IT’S SO FUNNY, IT’S SO QUIET. AFTER YOU. AFTER YOU. ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THAT COUCH, THIS IS
UNCOMFORTABLE COUCH RIGHT?>>IT’S ABOUT AN $80,000
(BLEEP). I’D NEGOTIATE WITHOUT THAT
COUCH. STILL NOT A GOOD COUCH JAMES.>>James: LET’S.>>(BLEEP) (BLEEP).>>James: AM I WRONG? HAVE A BAR, HAVE A BAR, LET’S
SAY YOU BRING A GIRL BACK SHE’S A BIG GIRL, YOU SAY LET’S GET IN
THE TUB TOGETHER. THAT’S NOT A BY 1. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT JURY
LEGS DOWN. HANG ON. I SEE THAT’S A GOOD BATH!>>YOU KNOW THIS IS
INTERCONNECTING WHICH IS ALWAYS NICE SO YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF
EITHER CLOSING IT OFF OR YOU COULD MAKE THIS ALL PART OF THE
MASTER OR IT COULD BE TWO SEPARATE BEDROOMS. YOU’VE GOT AN AMAZING AMAZING
ENSUITE BATHROOM. JEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JEN? JEN? CHECKING ALL OF THE FACILITIES
TYGA, YOU NOT DO THAT? MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WORKS. SO FAR, SO GOOD. GIVE US A RING, CHEERS. YOU’RE WELCOME, YOU’RE WELCOME,
YOU’RE WELCOME. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: AND THIS IS JAMES AND DAVID THANKS FOR COMING
DOWN. SUCH FUN. NOW JAMES ARE THOSE — I DON’T
KNOW AS YOU’VE GOT MY ADDRESS RIGHT OR WRONG BECAUSE I HAVEN’T
RECEIVED MY COMMISSION CHECK. YET.>>YOU SCARED HIM AWAY.>>James: COME ON THERE’S NO
WAY! NO ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE LOVED IT. I CAN TALK TO HIM ON A LEVEL
THAT YOU NEVER WILL BE ABLE TO. AFTER I LEFT THAT DAY HE WAS
CALLING ME GOING CAN YOU SHOW ME SOME OTHER HOUSES.>>INTERESTING, HE HASN’T REALLY
CALLED ME.>>James: YOU AREN’T REAL, I
POINT IT ALL OUT, I SHOW HIM THE PROS AND THE CONS. THE HOUSE SOLD?>>TWICE,.>>James: WHAT —
>>$9.6 MILLION.>>James: I’D HAVE GOT YOU
10! (APPLAUSE)
>>James: HOW WAS I OUT THERE? BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY WENT AND SAW
SOME OTHER HOUSES THAT WE’RE GOING TO SHOW YOU PART 2
TOMORROW. WE WANT TO SHOW SOME OTHER
HOUSES I MEAN IT WAS CLEAR WE WERE A PARTNERSHIP. HAS IT BEEN DIFFICULT SINCE
DAVID’S COME BACK? LOOK AT HIM COME BACK DRESSED AS
A SPAM, NOW HE’S SOME KIND OF MID LIFE CRISIS. IS THAT ALL BECAUSE — BECAUSE
YOU’RE SAYING TO HIM WELL JAMES DOES IT A DIFFERENT WAY?>>YOU KNOW HE’S BEEN TRYING TO
FOLLOW YOUR LEAD SINCE YOU LEFT AND YOU WERE AMAZING BUT THIS —
THIS LATE NIGHT SHOW, I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY KEEP YOUR NIGHT
JOB. YOU’RE VERY GOOD AT THAT. (APPLAUSE)
>>REAL ESTATE IS NO

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