Take a Break: Mayor of Los Angeles

Take a Break: Mayor of Los Angeles


THERE’S A LOT OF HARDWORKING
PEOPLE IN LOS ANGELES WHICH IS WHY I HAVE COME DOWN TO CITY
HALL TO GIVE A BREAK TO THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES, MR. ERIC
GARCETTI. LET’S GO AND GIVE THE PAIR A
BREAK. (APPLAUSE)
HI.>>OH, HI, JAMES.>>James: MR. GARCETTI, YOU’RE
THE MAYOR. I’M JAMES, HOW ARE YOU, NICE TO
SEE YOU, A PLEASURE. I WAS WONDERING, YOU ARE A BUSY
MAN, BUSY LIFE.>>TRUE.>>James: IT YOU WANT TO TAKE
A BREAK AND I WILL STAND IN FOR YOU BEING THE MAYOR, DOES THAT
SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE FUN.>>THANK YOU FOR ASKING.>>James: YEAH?>>THANK YOU FOR ASKING.>>James: TELL ME, WHAT IS A
NORMAL DAY FOR YOU THE MAYOR.>>I NORMALLY WILL SIT DOWN WITH
MY TEAM LIKE THIS, TACKLE SOME OF THE PRESSING PROBLEMS LIKE
THE DRAUGHT. HISTORIC DRAUGHTNESS, WE WANT TO
MAKE SURE PEOPLE GET THROUGH THAT SWRZ HOW OFTEN DO YOU TALK
TO BATMAN? I BROUGHT THIS ALONG JUST SO
THERE’S NO CONFUSION. JUST SO PEOPLE KNOW.>>I’M OPEN MINDED.>>THIS IS MAYOR JAMES.>>James: THANK YOU.>>ENJOY.>>James: ALL RIGHT, SO LET’S
GET TO WORK. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO?>>I AM WORK WITH THE MAYOR’S
OPERATIONS INNOVATION TEAM. MY NAME– I WORK IN THE MAYOR’S
OFFICE OF BUDGETING INNOVATION.>>NICOLE AND I AM– FOR TODAY
YOUR ASSISTANT FOR TODAY.>>James: OKAY. I THOUGHT THE TEAM WOULD BE MORE
IMPRESSIVE, I’VE GOT TO BE HONEST. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BIT MORE
WEST WING. OKAY, EVERYBODY HANDS IN. EVERYBODY SAY DRAUGHT, WHAT
DRAUGHT? LET’S TAKE A SHOWER.>>DRAUGHT WHAT DRAUGHT, LET’S
TAKE A SHOWER.>>James: YAIE. OKAY, LET’S GO TO THE MAYOR’S
OFFICE. WHAT IS THE SCHEDULE FOR TODAY?>>9:30 YOU HAVE AN UNVEILING OF
A NEW– .>>James: I LOVE AN UNVEILING. ARE THEY GOING TO BE BEHIND THE
CLOTH? WILL I LIKE UNVEIL THEM LIKE
THAT? WILL IT BE.>>NO, NO CLOTH.>>James: CAN WE GET A CLOTH? LET’S GET A CLOTH. AS THE MAYOR, I WOULD LIKE A
CLOTH. IS THIS THE FLAG OF LOS ANGELES.>>YES, IT IS.>>James: I DISN EVEN KNOW WE
HAD A FLAG! WHAT IS THIS ONE.>>THE CALIFORNIA FLAG.>>James: THIS SHOULD BE LIKE
KIM KARDASHIAN.>>10E:30 WE HAVE AN UNVEILING
OF A NEW STORM WATER CAPTURE PILOT.>>James: AGAIN, CLOTH FOR
THAT.>>WE CAN USE THE SAME CLOTH
SWRZ OR MIX IT UP, DEPENDS, COLORS AND THE LIKE.>>AFTER THAT YOU ARE DONE.>>James: THAT’S THE WHOLE
DAY.>>THAT’S YOUR WHOLE DAY.>>James: SHOULDN’T I BE
OPENING SOMETHING? LIKE SHOULDN’T I BE CUTTING SOME
RIBBON SOMEWHERE.>>I DON’T BELIEVE SO.>>James: I REALLY WANT TO BE
THE MAYOR– I DON’T REALLY WANT TO BE THE MAYOR IF I’M NOT CUT
BE RIBBON. I THOUGHT THAT IS ALL IT WASK IF
I’M HONEST. LIKE I EVEN BOUGHT THESE TO–
DOES THAT NEED OPENING NO.>>James: HAVE YOU GOT ANY
STUFF THAT NEEDS OPENINGMENT I’M THE MAYOR. SHE’S WEIRD. HEY, IS THAT YOUR LUNCH? DO YOU WANT ME TO OPEN IT. I’M THE MAYOR. AS THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES, I
DECLARE SHARON’S LUNCH OPENED. (APPLAUSE).>>James: BID MO WE ARE VESTED
IN ME BY THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES, I OFFICIALLY DECLARE
TERRY OPEN FOR BUSINESS. I DECLARE DOOR NUMBER THREE OF
THE MEN’S WASHROOM OPEN. WHOOO! RIGHT, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN
IN THERE BECAUSE I JUST OPENED IT. SORRY, ARE YOU GUYS IN THE LIFT? BECAUSE THIS LIFT JUST OPENED. IT WASN’T OFFICIALLY OPENED BY
THE MAYOR, WAS IT. YOU HOLD THIS END.>>ALL RIGHT. COME ON NOW. AS THE MAYOR– WHAT IS IT DOING? I MIGHT DIE. PRESS THE OPEN BUTTON. DO IT QUICK BEFORE WE DIE. I’M THE MAYOR. I SHOULD BE– OH, JEEZ, HOLD IT
OPEN! THIS IS A GREAT ELEVATOR. AND MAY IT ALWAYS BE PROSPEROUS,
AS THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES, I DECLARE THIS ELEVATOR OPEN. READY? AS THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES I
CAN GIVE YOU THIS, A KEY TO THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. HOLD THIS. AND NOW NICOLE, LIFT UP THE
CAMERA, THERE, PUT YOUR CAMERA TO YOUR EYES. NOW LOOK AT THE CAMERA AND SAY
CHEESE.>>CHEESE.>>James: NICOLE MAKE
A– CHOICE, AND DO ANOTHER ONE. AND ONE MORE. COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE. YOU ARE THE COMMUNE KAITDERS.>>I’M IN THE MAYOR’S OFFICE OF
SUSTAIN ABILITY.>>James: I’M THE MAYOR, NICE
TO MEET YOU. WHAT IS THIS?>>THIS IS THE DRAUGHT CAMPAIGN.>>James: THAT IS THE BEST
YOU’VE GOT TO COMBAT THE DRAUGHT. A COSTUME IN WHICH SOMEONE WILL
HAVE TO TAKE THREE SHOWERS A DAY BECAUSE THEY WILL BE SWEATING SO
MUCH.>>WE CUT WATER USE ABOUT 20%.>>James: RIGHT, PUT ON.>>OKAY.>>James: I BET YOU GRADUATED
TOP OF YOUR CLASS, RIGHT.>>I AM AT UCLA NOW.>>James: HOW OFTEN DO YOU CRY
IN THERE AND DO YOU SAVE THAT WATER AND THEN GIVE IT BACK TO
LOS ANGELES? DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME TO
THE PRESS CONFERENCE?>>SURE THING.>>James: OKAY, LET’S DO IT
READY, OKAY, GO. WAIT, COME ON, HELP ME. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON! OH, HAVE SOME FUN. COME ON! HAVE SOME FUN. OKAY, GO, GO TO YOUR OFFICE. (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: CHEERS, THANK YOU SO
MUCH. I PREESHTD THAT. I APPRECIATE THAT. ESTEEMED MEMBERS OF THE PRESS,
ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, MI HONORED TO BE YOUR MAYOR. AND I AM HONORED TO PRESENT WITH
YOU TODAY THE JAMES CORDEN PLAN TO MAKE L.A. BETTER. FIRST UP, WE LIMIT LOS ANGELES
AS A CITY, WHERE IT IS A LAW WHERE YOU CAN ONLY TAKE ONE
SELFIE A WEEK. THANK YOU. I’M GOING TO MAKE EVERY BRANCH
OF LU LU LEMON HAVE A MEN’S DOOR. NO MORE DJ. L.A. PRESENTLY HAS MORE DJS THAN
IT DOES TEACHERS.>>I AM GOING TO SHUT THEM DOWN
AS A TEAM. FOREVER’S GOOD BECAUSE IT’S
GOTTEN EMBARRASSING. ANY QUESTIONS? THANK YOU.>>CBS2. WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING THE MAYOR
OF THE GREAT CITY OF LOS ANGELES?>>James: I DON’T KNOW. DO I FEEL LIKE THE MAYOR? JUST CUZ I’M WEARING A SASH,
JUST CUZ I’VE GOT THIS UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF POWER,
DOES 2 IT MAKE ME BETTER THAN YOU? IN A WAY, YEAH. THINGS WILL CHANGE NOW THAT I’M
THE MAYOR IT IS GOING TO BE LESS– YOU KNOW– OH, TALK OF
THE DEVIL.>>THIS HAS BEEN FUN BUT– I
THINK YOUR TIME IS OVER.>>James: I KNOW I WAS JUST
FILLING IN FOR A BREAK BUT I’VE GOT TO BE HONEST, I HAVE GOT A
TASTE OF POWER.>>BUT WE DO NEED– .>>James: YOU NEED TO GET ON
WITH THE BUSINESS FOR QUITE AWHILE. RIGHT. GUYS, WHO IS WITH ME? WE’RE STARTING A REVOLUTION
TODAY, NO, THIS IS [BLEEP] NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: YES, THE PEOPLE ARE
WITH ME, ERIC. THE PEOPLE ARE WITH ME, ERIC.

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