Take a Break: Catch LA

Take a Break: Catch LA


>>I’VE COME DOWN
TO LOS ANGELES’S HOTTEST RESTAURANTS, CATCH L.A. TO SEE
WHETHER ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK. LET’S GO FIND SOMEONE. LOOK AT THAT! ALL THE STARS. IT’S EMBARRASSING. THAT’S JUST ME HANG OUT WITH
MIKE TYSON, TOBY McGUIRE AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN IF I’M RIGHT. OH LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS SWISH! HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? I’M JAMES. NICE TO SEE YOU. WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE TODAY?>>I AM.>>James: YOU’RE IN CHARGE. WONDERFUL. IS THERE ANYONE WORKING AT THIS
FANCY RESTAURANT THAT COULD DO WITH TAKING A BREAK?>>I WOULD.>>James: TAKE A BREAK, GO
GET OUTTA HERE. RELAX. PEOPLE COMING IN. WELCOME TO CATCH.>>FOR ONE.>>James: FOR ONE.>>YES. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>I HAVE A RESERVATION.>>James: LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE
RESERVATIONS, VERY POPULAR SPOT. I FEEL LIKE I’M BEING RUDE
ENOUGH. CAN I BE RUDE ENOUGH? NO. HI, WELCOME TO CATCH! HI WELCOME TO CATCH L.A. HOW ARE
WE DOING? LITTLE REGGIE. WELCOME TO CATCH CAN I HELP YOU?>>REPLY NAME IS TIM, WE HAVE A
RESERVATION.>>James: WE’RE A BIT ROUND
AT THE MOMENT, YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. WHAT’S THE LAST NAME? GRAMBLING. GRAMBLING, TABLE FOR 2,
GRAMBLING. GRAM BLING.>>I’M ON MY WAY TO THE
RESTAURANT RIGHT NOW. I HAVE A RESERVATION AT 6:30. MY NAME IS — THE MAP IS TELLING
ME I’M GOING TO BE THERE ABOUT TEN MINUTES LATE BECAUSE OF
TRAFFIC. IS THAT GOING TO BE OKAY?>>James: WHO KNOWS WHAT’S
AROUND THE CORNER FOR ANY OF US REALLY. YOU KNOW? IS IT GOING TO BE OKAY? I DON’T KNOW. IF THE RESTAURANT GETS FULL, YOU
CAN HAPPILY EAT OFF THE FLOOR IN A CORNER.>>NO, THAT’S NOT OKAY.>>James: RIGHT, BUT IS IT
MINE OR YOURS? GRAMBLING! GRAMBLING! HI, CAN I HELP YOU?>>WE HAD THAT RESERVATION YOU
JUST CALLED.>>James: I CAN HELP OUT.>>THAT WILL HELP A LITTLE.>>YOU DIDN’T JUST — NO —
>>James: THAT’S NOT GOING TO – OH.>>James: OKAY LET’S GET
THESE SEATS AT A GREAT TABLE, TAKE THEM THROUGH, TAKE THEM
THROUGH! I’M LOOKING FOR SEAN. SEAN AROUND? YOU JUST WANT TO JUMP IN? HOW HARD IS IT? LET ME JUST PSSS, PSSS.>>THAT’S ABOUT IT.>>James: WHERE IS YOUR FACE
IN THERE? MIND IF I GO IN? MIND IF I GO IN?>>YES, YES.>>James: SEE FROM IT HERE. FACE IS THERE.>>IF I COULD GET YOU TO HELP ME
WITH A COUPLE OF THESE, WATERMELON DRINK, DID YOU MAKE
ONE OF THOSE YET?>>James: NO BUT I’M PRETTY
GOOD WITH THE OLD — THAT’S IT. SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT, SHAKE IT
TO THE RIGHT — YOU PUKE — FILL IT WITH ICE?>>YES.>>James: LET ON!>>THIS IS ACTUAL LIQUOR.>>James: THIS IS THE BOOZE. WHAT IS IT?>>THERE’S VODKA, ST. GERMAINE
AND KINCHASSA IN THERE. IT’S GREAT ONCE YOU MIX IT UP.>>James: OH MY GOD, THAT IS
MOST DISGUSTING THING. THIS IS ALL TOO DIFFICULT. WHAT HAPPENED TO JUST POURING A
DAMN BEER, YOU KNOW? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: HI, HOW CAN I HELP? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: HI, HOW CAN I HELP? A HEINEKEN, THAT I CAN DO. THANK YOU SIR, I’M NOW ORDERING
ONE OF THESE FRANKLY LET’S FACE IT (BLEEP) HEINEKEN I CAN GET
YOU. OH MY GOD, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
CRUSHED THAT! THANK YOU. SORRY! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: I MEAN I’M SORRY THAT’S THE PERFECT POUR. THAT’S THE PERFECT POUR. LADIES WHAT CAN I GET YOU?>>ROSE.>>James: LADIES YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DRINK ROSE?>>WHAT?>>James: ONE OF YOU BECOMES
A FLIRT, THE OTHER OF YOU BECOMES A BITCH. LET’S FIND OUT. ROSE, COMING RIGHT UP. REBECCA HOW ARE YOU? I’M JAMES. IS THERE ANYONE THAT NEEDS TO
TAKE A BREAK?>>I CAN TAKE A BREAK.>>James: YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
OVER FOR YOU?>>ABSOLUTELY.>>James: GREAT, FABULOUS.>>THANK YOU. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: OKAY, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE LADIES?>>ANOTHER ORDER OF CRISPY RICE.>>James: ANOTHER ORDER OF
CRISPY RICE? WHEN YOU SEE A WAITER, JUST GIVE
HIM THAT. WHAT ARE WE OUT, WHAT ARE WE
DOING, WE CELEBRATING TONIGHT?>>JUST GETTING MARRIED.>>James: SHUT THE FRONT
DOOR! YOU TWO! WHO ARE YOU MARRYING?>>I’M GETTING MARRIED TO
LIONEL.>>James: I DIDN’T KNOW YOU
COULD MARRY A MAN NAMED LIONEL, DID YOU? OH MY GOD, I HAD THE BEST SEX OF
MY LIFE, WHO WITH? LIONEL, COME ON! I’VE JUST SEEN THE RING I’VE
JUST SEEN THE RING, LIONEL’S DOING FINE.>>THANK YOU!>>THANK YOU SIR!>>BEAUTIFUL SALAD.>>THANK YOU.>>James: WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO –>>YES PLEASE.>>GO FOR IT.>>James: ARE YOU SURE? (LAUGHTER)
>>THANK YOU! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: ENJOY! I NEED THE OTHER WAITERS, I NEED
ALL YOU WAIT ERD OUTSIDE. I NEED YOU OUTSIDE, OUTSIDE,
JUST COPPY MY WHY PHOTOGRAPHER, OUT.>>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR … HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR … HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪>>James: NO THERE’S NO
BIRTHDAYS DOWN HERE. NO BIRTHDAYS. NO BIRTHDAYS. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: I MEAN — I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE. ARE YOU FRIENDS OR ARE YOU JUST
HERE ON YOUR OWN COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD? ARE YOU SINGLE? WHAT HAPPENED TO — WHAT
HAPPENED?>>James: I MEAN YOU SAT
BETWEEN ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, LET’S MIX THIS UP. SINGLE? SINGLE? SINGLE?>>NO.>>James: SINGLE, OKAY TWO
SINGLES. LET’S GET A LITTLE SPEED-DATING
GOING OKAY? ONE STEP IN AND — GO.>>WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>SACRAMENTO.>>James: STOP COOKING THE
FOOD, BREAK YOUR NECK YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN FRONT OF YOU,
LEAVE THIS, OKAY? I’LL PICK THESE UP — WE’RE ALL
COOKING, THERE WE GO, WE’RE ALL BEING COOKED, CONCENTRATE ON
THIS. GO! SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING EVEN!>>GET IT TOGETHER.>>James: THANK YOU AND GO!>>I ENJOY SACRAMENTO.>>James: WHAT DO YOU DO?>>I’M A WARDROBE STYLIST.>>James: IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU CAN DO WITH THIS TO SMARTEN IT UP? SEE THAT? WHY? WE CAN SPRUCE THIS UP! SINGLE AND BE READY! DO YOU WANT TO SEE EACH OTHER
FOR A DATE? GET OUTTA HERE, HE’S NOT WORTH
YOU! IS THAT IT? YOUR BREAK WAS DONE?>>HOW DID EVERYTHING GO?>>James: CRUSHED IT, THANK
YOU SO MUCH, RIGHT. I’M GOING TO HIT THE BAR.

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