We’re having a house baby! We’re hugging. Yay! Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Now, obviously having a baby in college is, like, a very complicated situation. Um. Then, you know, I just have to ask the hard question. Why didn’t you uncomplicate the situation? Because she decided to do the brave and moral thing, and keep it. I knew […]
They can’t just fire you. No, they can’t. Corporations like Safford need cause. They need a file documenting all fireable offenses. And they have that file on me. It’s about … this thick. Okay. Uh. So, what are you gonna do? I am gonna enjoy the fact that I created a magazine that I am very proud of. […]
Me? Yes. Tellulah’s so cool. I don’t want her to think I’m not cool. We know you guys have alcohol. What? Yeah. I don’t have alcohol in here. Peach schnapps. Nothing’s changed. It’s not mine. Oh, honey. I thought you were supposed to be cool. Yeah, I’m cool. Your torso’s too long. Oh my God. She’s right.
Hey, Aaron. Oh, hey. Hey, Zoey. You’re glowing. Aaron, stop. Just stop. Before we continue this, I really do think we have to talk about our incident. At the airport. Our kiss? Oh, yeah. I mean— I mean, yeah. We can talk about it, but it was just a little kiss, you know? Not a big deal. We […]
Matthew! Wait. Please. Can you just stop? Why didn’t you tell me? I told you the stuff that matters most. That I left home. That I’m on my own. My list of problems goes — where am I going to sleep? Where’s my next meal coming from? Are my parents going to come after me? And then, all […]
You’re my sister! You’re supposed to have my back. I’ve decided to move in with Jamie. Maybe we’re not best friends anymore. Maybe we’re just sisters. Maybe. We all miss you. I don’t think Mariana misses me. I got kicked off my app. I could lose my job. Does no one care that my sister abandoned me at […]
Oh my God. Have you seen this one? Of the cat? The cat from the internet? What will that cat do next? My boss and I have been friends on social media for a while. It’s a fun way to connect without having to actually hang outside of work. However, she’s recently started commenting on my posts with […]
It’s the most wonderful time of year. We’re bringing the heat. And setting the mood. For the holidays. Wrap Battle. The greatest wrapping show on Earth. He’s prepping you for the Turkey Drop. He’s gonna dump you before the holidays. What? I made the pumpkin risotto. I brought us a pizza! You broke my heart! I’m the Grinch […]