Impeachment After Dark: Trump and Boris Johnson Got Parent-Trapped

♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -[As Donald Trump] Thank me. Thank me. Welcome back to “Impeachment After Dark Live,” the only TV show that’s being sued by six federal judges and all 12 Vanderpumps. [ Laughter ] it’s fantastic, folks. Now, I cancelled my press conference today so I could be here to recap the deranged details […]

News & Improved: Trump Responds to Sondland

-Check out this first photo here. The original headline was, “Trump responds to Sondland.” The headline definitely can be improved because if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, “Christmas caroler won’t leave porch.” [ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Silent nights ♪ ♪ -All is wall ♪ -Check out this next photo. The […]

Chadwick Boseman Could Have Been Guardians of the Galaxy’s Drax

-The last time we talked was Before “Avengers: Endgame” came out. And that went on to be the biggest movie in the whole wide world ever. -Right, right, right, right. -Yeah, giant. And then, I was reading something about you and about, you know, “Black Panther.” And somewhere in the thing, it said that you auditioned for a […]

Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Pierce Bush’s Memories Inspired Sisters First Kids Book

-Jenna, I haven’t seen you since you went on maternity leave. -I know. I went on maternity leave, and there is nowhere we’d rather be than with all of y’all here tonight with these veterans. -Oh, please. Absolutely, welcome back. -Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you for having us. -Was today your first show? -Today […]

News & Improved: Giuliani Named Cybersecurity Adviser

-Check out this first photo. The original headline was, “Trump Highlights Foreign Policy Wins.” That headline can definitely be improved. ‘Cause if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, “Whole Meeting Held Up Because No One Can Turn on the Projector.” [ Laughter, cheers and applause ] It’s harder than it looks. What button […]

Ryan Reynolds Describes His Pikachu Method Acting Process

-I know you just got back. You were just in Asia. -I was, yeah. -How does that jet lag feel? -It’s amazing! The Beijing to Tokyo from New York jet lag, I always say it’s sort of like whitewater rafting backwards. But you’re not whitewater rafting backwards. You’re in the middle of an interview. -[ Laughs ] You’re […]

1 2 3 9