Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

John and Mary Elgis seem like a match made in heaven. But appearances can be deceiving. The tall, handsome husband to whom Mary swore, “‘Til death do us part,” would murder her. But not before having sex with her body more than 1000 times over ten years. Officials said it was a crime of passion, related to the […]

Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe

China town New York, it is one of the busiest hubs of counterfeit goods in the world where an underground network of Chinese bootleggers operates in the shadows costing the U.S an estimated $300 million each year. How does this network of smugglers manage to evade law enforcement? The Special Investigative Undercover Response Team was about to find […]

Headlines From The Onion That Actually Came True

Beloved by comedy fans and comedy writers alike, The Onion began life as a low-key collegiate humor newspaper, before expanding into something far greater. Beyond all the comedy gems The Onion has given us over the years, it’s also been strangely accurate in fortelling actual events. Here are headlines from The Onion that actually came true. “Area Man […]

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

And now in a desperate attempt to fill 24 hours of programming, here’s some bullshit that happened somewhere today. We’ve got some footage here of the bullshit which began just after 3 o’clock this afternoon when residents in this neighborhood were shocked to see this fairly common thing happening. An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms. […]

Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power

Still your nerves you are about to get hit with the News Blitz. Our frontline story is out in Baltimore the streets have gotten safer thanks to the success of the new permanent daylight initiative which aims to prevent crime by illuminating the entire city 24 hours a day using over a 350,000 high powered floodlights. It is […]

Newsroom : New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

fast-food giant Yum Brands unveiled a product innovation this week that may change the way America eats the fast-food feed bag beginning today diners will be able to strap on the wearable menu item at participating KFC Long John Silver's Taco Bell and Pizza Hut restaurants making it easier than ever to eat on the go something that […]