Ellen Introduces Kids to the Technology of Yesterday

– I’M SURE YOU HEARD THERE’S LOTS OF STUFF GOING ON WITH APPLE THESE DAYS, HUH? THERE’S A NEW IPHONE 6 AND AN IWATCH AND– DON’T GET EXCITED. I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING FOR YOU. THEY’RE LIKE, “OH, SHE’S GONNA GIVE US ONE.” UH-UH. I GOT NOTHING. THEY ANNOUNCED SOMETHING THAT’S CALLED APPLE PAY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT APPLE […]

Naked Television

– DON’T YOU LOVE TELEVISION? IT’S A WONDERFUL INVENTION. I WATCHED A LOT OF TELEVISION OVER THE SUMMER, AND HERE’S WHAT I NOTICED ABOUT TELEVISION. IT’S CHANGED A LOT OVER THE YEARS. BECAUSE I WAS A KID, I WAS WATCHING, LIKE, “I LOVE LUCY.” DID YOU WATCH THAT SHOW? [cheers and applause] LUCY AND DESI WERE NOT ALLOWED […]