Kristen Bell Chooses Childbirth Over Eating Cocoa Loco Spicy Chocolate

-How are you? -Wonderful. -It’s very bittersweet that “The Good Place” is coming to a close tomorrow. -Tell me about it. I know. -And it was very lovely. -I’m not going to cry. -You’re not going to cry. Well, you — It’s already ended for you, to some degree, yeah, so you’ve had time to deal with it. […]

What Does Millennial Late Night Writer Karen Chee Know: Garbage Pail Kids, Slap Bracelets

-This is a true story. One of our writers, Karen, is 24 years old. To give you an idea of how young that is, when I graduated college, the president was Bill Clinton. When Karen graduated college, the president was Donald Trump. [ Laughter ] As a result, she has a much different frame of reference than a […]

Colin Quinn Explains How the Seven Deadly Sins Manifest in Social Media

-Super Bowl, do you care? Is this something you’ve invested? -Yeah, I mean, you know, I don’t like the fact that both teams wear the same uniform, so it’s going to be confusing. -Yeah. They’ll probably try to find some way to have contrast. -Yeah, I don’t know — I don’t know who’s gonna go for the white […]

The Late NightCap: Trump Doesn’t Understand Why He’s Being Impeached

-Chrissy Teigen tweets about it. My wife, who follows everything she says, texts me and says, “Did you just fart on national TV?” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -This is all about how horny I am. -No. -You will wait. [ Laughter ] Come on! Pick it up! -We’re in deep [bleep] right now. -It’s […]

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Black Conservative Running for Congress, United Methodist Church

-Here at “Late Night,” every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them. […]

Philip Rucker and Carol Leonnig Almost Interviewed with Trump for A Very Stable Genius

-There’s long been this idea that there were people — And you even lay it out in the beginning of this book, that there were two people who would work for Trump right off the beginning — people who wanted to help him basically discard the way we’ve done things and do this — take this new path […]

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