Trump’s Lawyers Will Not Take Part in Impeachment Hearings

-Let’s get to the news. The White House announced Friday that President Trump’s lawyers will not take part in this week’s impeachment hearings. That makes sense, since one of his lawyers has been really busy causing the impeachment hearings. President Trump, on Friday, called for an environmental review of bathroom fixtures and claimed that, “People are flushing toilets […]

The Meyers Family Tells a Traumatic Story Involving Seth’s Orthodontic Headgear

-This is a tradition — this is six years in the making. Four years — this is the fourth year of this other tradition. First couple of years, we had one kid — he could not stay up this late to be on the show. Now we got two kids who are too young to stay up this […]

House Invites Trump to Next Impeachment Hearing: A Closer Look

-The House has laid out the next steps in its impeachment inquiry and now they’re inviting President Trump himself to participate. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] One thing we know about Trump is that his brain is basically a toxic waste dump with a bunch of trash, debris […]

Jacqueline Novak’s Therapist Fell Asleep During Their Session

-Hello, I’m back. -Hello, you’re back, and you were here fairly recently. -Yes. -I saw your show, “Get on Your Knees,” which I love so much. -Thank you. -And as the title might imply, if people missed the subtlety, this is a show about oral sex. -Yes, and you use that term — -Whoo! -Yeah. -Thank you. It’s […]

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