THE SPIDERMAN EASTER EGG CRINGE 📰 PEW NEWS📰

Nike is in trouble! Or are they? The most EPIC spider-man story video game related news you have ever heard What does Lil Pimp, Kanye and Roblox have in common? This and much more – on PEW News. Good evening, Gloria Borger (Gloriyah Boregah); YouTube’s most… YouTube show. Our first story comes from Roblox! No, it doesn’t Sorry, […]

JAKE PAUL $2.5 MIL LAWSUIT, YOUTUBER GOES TO JAIL, more 📰 PEW NEWS📰

Jake Paul faces two and a half million dollar lawsuit. (Look at them shades though) Fortnite YouTuber faces prison. (it’s not Ninja) Fortnite University opens up (OwO) and Christine Chandler is doing what? (naughty stuff that won’t get you monetized) I’m Gloria Borger (g-l-aw-r-ee-uh BÔR-jir) and this is Poo Noos (Pew News) Poo poo poo poo poo poo […]

PewDiePie’s biggest OOPSIE. 📰 PEW NEWS📰

[Subscribe to Pewdiepie ᵃⁿᵈ ᴰᴶ_ᵂᵒˡᶠᶠ ˡᵒˡ ʲᵏ ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ] Battlefield did an oopsie The game awards did an oopsie but Pewdiepie made the biggest oopsie OH MY GUSH (GOD) BIG OOPSIE no recovery it’s over for pewdieoopsie poopsie doopsiee DOOPsie I’m Glouria Bourger AND you watching PEWnews What did PewDiePie did this time huh? PewDiePie gives […]

Please stop this 📰 PEW NEWS📰

everyone did an oopsie *pew news intro* my name is GlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o o o o o o oo *O I N T E N S I F I E S* -ria Borger and you’re watching the most respectable news site outlet of all time that is not our personal bias, that is just Straight up F A […]

YouTube News Are Giving Me $25 Million! 📰 PEW NEWS📰

*pop to end all pops* Good evening, I’m Poppy Harlow and welcome to Pew News, Youtube’s number one news source organization … (Windows xp shutdown sound at distance) *Pew News intro* BUP! We got breaking news coming in guys. Breaking news! This is breaking news happening right here (where?) YouTube is putting ($)25 million towards news initiatives. (wut) […]

LOGAN PAUL IS CANCELLED! 📰 PEW NEWS📰

A dress causes controversy! Kanye West said WHAT?! And my man, LP stops vlogging. I’m Gloriyah Burger and this is PEW NEWS! poopooopoopoo poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo StOp!! Brad or Brad 2, what the heck are you doing?? You’re supposed to edit the lasers so they come from my fingers. Instead you just blast them like all across the screen! What […]