Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) SO GOOD TO TO BE BACK. I’VE MISSED THESE PEOPLE. THIS WEEKEND, DEMOCRATS DID SOMETHING THAT ONCE SEEMED UNIMAGINABLE: THEY COUNTED THE VOTES IN A CAUCUS. ( LAUGHTER ) I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S– >>I HAVE […]

News Smash: Democratic Primary, Valentine’s Day, Folding Phone, Carl’s Jr.’s Thickburger

-Guys, it seems like there’s so much going on right now. The Democratic primary is in full swing. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. [ Cheering and applause ] What else? Samsung just introduced their new folding phone. I don’t know if you saw that. And Carl’s Jr. Is rolling out its new Thickburger. [ Cheering ] It has an […]

The ‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ Cast and Martha Stewart Play ‘Spill the Tea’

Here’s how it works. If I can match all five of you to your secret, I’m going to win a prize. The first secret is, my first time babysitting on Jersey Shore, I got hit on by the kids’ dad. The next one is, my first meal out of prison was pizza with some sex. [LAUGHTER] That’s a […]

Steve Harvey completely LOSES IT over Mac’s answer! | Family Feud

OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE. TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, LADIES. HERE WE GO. THERE’S A DEAD BODY IN YOUR HOUSE. [LAUGHTER] COPS WILL BLAME YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODY? LIZ: PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. STEVE: PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. THAT’S A CLEVELAND ANSWER, FOLKS. THAT’S A CLEVELAND ANSWER. […]

Laughter erupts as Tory MP claims government is ‘committed to open dealings with press’

Thank you, Mr Speaker, for your direction there and for the opportunity to clarify this situation. This government, Mr Speaker, are committed to being open in its dealings with the press and to the principles of media freedom, and the events of yesterday were a very good example of this. [Laughter] The prime minister delivered a speech … […]

Does Tom Allen keep a folder of his flattering photos for the police? – Would I Lie to You?

I have a folder on my laptop containing flattering photos of me that I have asked my family to give to the police should I ever go missing. LAUGHTER David’s team. So, erm, how, how many in the range? I think at the moment, cos I’m quite picky, it’s around about 55 to 60. LAUGHTER Oh, so that’s […]

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