Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Black Conservative Running for Congress, United Methodist Church

-Here at “Late Night,” every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them. […]

Meanwhile… Sex Warning Issued For Athlete Beds At Tokyo Olympics

YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE, USING THE RAW MATERIAL OF THE DAY’S BIGGEST STORIES TO CAREFULLY PLAN, DESIGN, AND BUILD FOR YOU THE FIVE-STAR LUXURY HOTEL THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. ( LAUGHTER ) BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO LOAD UP MY TRUCK WITH SOME RUSTY CORRUGATED TIN, OLD LOADING DOCK PALETTES, AND […]

News Smash: Impeachment Progress, Red Sox Scandal, Ken Jennings Jeopardy GOAT, Weed Town

-It seems like there’s so much going on right now. Today the House sent the impeachment articles to the Senate. A cheating scandal in Major League Baseball cost the Boston Red Sox manager his job. [ Cheering and applause ] Ken Jennings — Ken Jennings won the “Jeopardy!” Greatest of All Time tournament. [ Cheering and applause ] […]

David Dobrik Reenacts the Moment Justin Bieber Tickled Him at the Club

-David, thank you so much for being here. This is your late night debut. -Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] -Wow. This is exciting. This is excited. -I don’t even know how to sit. -No, you’re sitting perfect. -This feels good. -That’s how you sit right there. Describe your channel for anyone who has not seen your video. […]

Know Your Schitt’s Creek with the Schitt’s Creek Cast

-Now, after six seasons, you guys have gotten pretty close. I wanted to see just how close you are in a game we call Know Your “Schitts Creek.” Here’s how the game works. One of you will wear noise-canceling headphones while the other three answer a question about you. Then you’ll take the headphones off, and we’ll see […]

The Schitt’s Creek Cast on Slow-Burn Success, Red Carpet Stanning and Moira’s Wigs

-Can you feel the heat, the heat in this room? The love? The heat? Come on! That’s what I’m talking about. Oh, my God! Look at that! That’s it. Are you feeling this? -I always wanted to say this legitimately, “Please, be seated.” -Wow! -I could actually say it this time. Yeah, thank you, guys for coming back […]

Karol G: Tusa

-Making her late night TV debut, performing “Tusa,” from her upcoming new album, give it up for Karol G! [ Cheering and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪Ya no tiene excusa♪ ♪Hoy salió con su amiga♪ ♪Disque pa’ matar la tusa♪ ♪Que porque un hombre le pagó mal♪ ♪Está dura y abusa♪ ♪Se cansó de ser buena♪ ♪Ahora es […]

Tamron Hall: I Had Four Days Of Pure Anxiety Prepping For Oprah Interview

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A JOURNALIST AND FORMER CO-HOST OF THE “TODAY SHOW.” SHE NOW HOSTS HER OWN TALK SHOW. PLEASE WELCOME TAMRON HALL! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>HI!>>Stephen: HELLO. HELLO.>>Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU. I DON’T THINK WE’VE MET BEFORE. I THINK I’VE JUST WATCHED YOU ON TV SO […]

Giuliani Acted With Trump’s “Knowledge And Consent” When Conspiring With Parnas In Ukraine

WELCOME ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE LATE SHOW,” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN TEACH, AND IT IS — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) — AN HISTORIC DAY IN AN-MERICA BECAUSE TODAY, THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES FORMALLY SENT ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT TO THE SENATE TO BEGIN THE TRIAL OF […]

Aidy Bryant Explains the Wardrobe Mishap That Made Her Break Character on SNL

-Welcome back to the show, pal. You have a new “SNL” is it next Saturday? -Yeah, next week, we’re back. -The 25th, with Adam Driver and is it Halsey? -Halsey. -Oh, I love that. -Yeah. You know it. -You know it’s going to be good. Come on. You’ve had a great season this season. -Oh, thanks. -I actually […]

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