Lilly’s Friends Try to Guess Her Big News

-So, I have to tell you something. Guess what it is. -You’re gonna stop dressing your parents, right? -What are you, my therapist? -Are you learning to code? -You mean like JavaScript? -Mm-hmm. -No. I don’t drink coffee. -[ Indian accent ] You’re getting married? -No, Mom. -[ Clicks tongue ] -You are buffalo testicles? -Rhett, please. You […]

Mom Disappointed In Son… Again | Breaking News

– [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California, the only news team that doesn’t know what’s on the teleprompter before they read it. Anyone who laughs or breaks, loses points. This is Breaking News. – Welcome to Breaking News where we don’t know what we’re about to say and we aren’t allowed to smile or laugh. Live from the studio […]

School Dance; Light Gone; Russian President Tops most Powerful List – ListenMi News

What’s going on in the news this week Let me tell you what’s going on this week round up the news for this week ListenMi ListenMi ListenMi News. Alright! Kids from Maggotty broke out well “cockaty” In their uniforms and showing off their property Who wasn’t showing brasserie was baring their underwear They must have a Masters in […]

Gayle King: Ahmaud Arbery And The 2020 Election Are Important News Stories Too

♪♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. JOINING ME TONIGHT IS THE CO-HOST OF “CBS THIS MORNING,” EDITOR AT LARGE OF “O” MAGAZINE, AND HOST OF THE SIRIUSXM SHOW, “GAYLE KING IN THE HOUSE.” PLEASE WELCOME, FRIEND OF THIS SHOW AND YOURS, GAYLE KING. HEY, GAYLE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>STEPHEN COLBERT, I CAN SAY THIS BEFORE WE […]

The SLOW DEATH of Television

While I sit here watching funny cat videos on YouTube I remise on things of the past “My Name a Jeff” vine compilations My sanity Oh… and television So a couple of months ago the intellectuals that run our current government Thought of the bright idea 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘷 𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘛𝘝 So […]

Trump Goes Off the Rails on Twitter and Fox News: A Closer Look

-Welcome back to “Late Night,” everybody. It’s been two months since we first left the studio and we have heard some of your criticisms about our attic shows. I want you to know that we are taking it to heart. So, as of today, there will be no more reference to the copy of “The Thorn Birds” that […]

Blame Bill Hader for Pete Davidson Becoming The King of Staten Island

-Hey, guys. Thank you so much for being here. You know, I’m so excited to have you both on. This is great. And I want to talk about the movie and get into that, but, first, how are you doing? You look great. Pete, where are you? Where are you quarantining? -I am quarantining in my mom’s basement. […]

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