Trump Gets Blasted for Breaking Up Migrant Families | The Daily Show

Immigration. From the start of Trump’s time in office, his administration has been working hard to shut that shit down. They cut down on visas, they kicked out refugees, they screwed over the DACA kids, and even ramped up deportations. So it’s a scary time to be an immigrant in America. In fact, it’s gotten so bad that, […]

Why Kevin Nealon Muted Ringo Starr & Channing Tatum Left Social Media – Lights Out with David Spade

You know, soccer moms everywhere are freaking out because Chanum– Channing Tatum’s announcement. He’s leaving social media for a while. -He’s gonna focus on his art. -(awwing) And, uh, are you guys as deeply affected -by this as I am? -Yeah. Well, first of all, I’d like to compliment you on the shirt. -Oh, thank you. -I bought […]

Fox News on Impeachment Hearings: Where’s The Sex? | The Daily Show

Yesterday was a historic day in America. I finally tried kombucha. Yeah. It’s… okay. But it was also an historic day because the House held its first public impeachment hearing, where the ambassador to Ukraine and the inventor of flubber both testified about President Trump’s quid pro quo with the president of Ukraine. And this testimony was a […]

Edward Norton – A Noir Look at New York City in “Motherless Brooklyn” | The Daily Show

-Welcome to The Daily Show. -Thank you. And congratulations on making a movie that has taken you, what, two decades -to finally put together? -(chuckles) I-I read the book. I read the book about the time we were f… -putting out Fight Club, so 20 years ago, yeah. -Right. So you read this book when you were making […]

Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

[laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. […]

Lewis Hamilton – Breaking the Mold in Formula One Racing | The Daily Show

-Welcome to the show. -Thank you. -Dang. -Uh, it is so good to have you here. And I think for many of my viewers, I have to situate you and who you are, because it’s a little bit crazy. You are a four-time Formula 1 world champion. Formula 1 is one of the biggest sports in the world. […]

Khloe Kardashian Supposedly Hates Social Media Now – Lights Out with David Spade

-Now I stand. Now I stand. -There you go. -Where were you? -Now I stand. The Spade. The Spade. The Spade! -Get this out of here! -Oh, shit. This show takes 20 minutes to film. -Have fun. It goes fast. -SPADE: No, I know. We… We’re almost over, but, uh… Glad you’re all here. HOLMES: How much is […]

Female Candidates Fight to Break the Airtime Glass Ceiling | The Daily Show

We’re now just 544 days away from the 2020 presidential election. And there are now 21 Democratic candidates -in this primary race, which is insane. -(laughter) Look at all those faces, huh? Look at all of those faces! Who do you pick or choose? One up side, though, is there are also more women running than ever before. […]

Huge News for the First Same-Sex Couple on “Bachelor in Paradise” – Lights Out with David Spade

In devastating news, Bachelor in Paradise’s first same-sex couple have decided to break their engagement. -What?! -Wow, wow. -What? -I’m shocked to my very core. I can’t believe that didn’t last forever. Yeah. I can’t believe a-a fabricated relationship on a show that’s trying to get ratings didn’t work. Yeah. Well, I-I don’t know how to feel about […]

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