Larry David: If Bernie Wins It Will Be Great For The Country, But Terrible For Me

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE BACK HERE WITH LARRY DAVID. LARRY, PLEASE HYDRATE.>>YUP.>>Stephen: I’LL– I WILL– I WILL WAIT. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU’RE– ( GARGLING ).>>Stephen: PLEASE.>>YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GARGLE.>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY, EXACTLY. SO TELL ME ABOUT SEASON 10 NOW. ANYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW? WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. DOES THIS NEED TO BE CONTEXTUALIZED […]

Larry David Reminisces About Colbert’s Guest Spot On “Curb Your Enthusiasm”

MY FIRST GUEST IS AN ACTOR, WRITER, PRODUCER, AND COMEDIAN. HE IS THE CREATOR AND STAR OF “CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM,” WHICH IS RETURNING FOR ITS 10th SEASON. PLEASE WELCOME LARRY DAVID! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>THIS IS VERY NICE.>>Stephen: IT IS NICE, ISN’T IT?>>THIS IS VERY, VERY COMFORTABLE.>>Stephen: THANK YOU! WE WANT […]

Rose Byrne & Bobby Cannavale’s Kids May Be Plotting Against Them

HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUESTS TONIGHT ARE TALENTED ACTORS. YOU KNOW HER FROM “DAMAGES,” “BRIDESMAIDS,” AND “LIKE A BOSS.” YOU KNOW HIM FROM “BOARDWALK EMPIRE,” “WILL & GRACE,” AND “THE IRISHMAN.” THEY NOW STAR IN “MEDEA” AT THE BROOKLYN ACADEMY OF MUSIC. PLEASE WELCOME ROSE BYRNE AND BOBBY CANNAVALE! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( […]

The Golden Globes Left Us with Questions (feat. Josh Wolf) – Lights Out with David Spade

My voice is a little off. I think…? -Yeah, it sounds deep. -Yeah, you… -Are you dying? -Sounds real deep today. -Sounds sexier than usual. Yeah. -WOLF: Yeah. Yeah. Did your balls drop last night? I think I’m going through poo-berty. I’m so proud of you. I got pubes this morning. -Did you? In your mouth, or…? -Yeah. […]

This Is It Folks: Trump Can Wage War With No Understanding Of The Consequences

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL. HOPE 2020 IS OFF TO A GREAT START TO YOU. HAPPY TO BE BACK. REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE. THERE RECENTLY HAVE BEEN MOMENTOUS WORLD-SHAKING EVENTS, AND LET’S GET RIGHT TO […]

Jane Fonda Gives Advice About Getting Arrested At Peaceful Climate Change Protests

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DEDICATED ACTIVIST WHO FOUNDED THE CLIMATE CHANGE MOVEMENT, “FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS.” PLEASE WELCOME, JANE FONDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! HAPPY — >>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: HAPPY 2020, JANE FONDA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: NICE TO […]