– Do you think we’re color coordinated here? – I know! We called each other, they don’t know. Or I just stalked you outside your house. – You are hilarious. – Oh, you’re nice. I just get lost and I go make a joke until you know what you’re doing. – If you know how much, I hear […]
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News Smash: Impeachment Debates, SantaCon, Patriots Cheating Scandal, KFC Firewood
-Guys, it seems like there’s so much going on right now. The House began debating impeachment today. SantaCon is this weekend. [ Cheers and applause ] The Patriots are caught up in another cheating scandal. And KFC is selling fried-chicken scented firewood. There’s a lot to go over. So let’s just jump in and cover it all at […]
Help! Anthony Anderson Needs a Favor — Guest Host Edition
>>ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BEHIND THE DESK AT THE “LATE, LATE SHOW.” MY FAMILY IS HERE TONIGHT TO SUPPORT ME, WHAT IS GOING ON, FAMILY. EVERYBODY GOOD? ALL RIGHT. LET’S GET GOING. I THINK I LEFT MY CARDS — HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CARDS I NEED TO INTERVIEW WITH THE GUESTS WITH? NO, […]
Spill Your Guts: Harry Styles & Kendall Jenner
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?>>I DON’T KNOW. I CAN’T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS A SECONDIME.>>Harry: YOU’VE PLAYED THIS BEFORE.>>I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN’T.>>Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT, ALSO. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE ON THE TABLE. BUG TRIFLE. […]
Kathy Bates’ On Her Double Mastectomy: ‘I Was So Angry’
(audience cheering) – I know I said this backstage, but I was freaking out that you were coming on my show. – God. – I’m such a fan. I just think you are so – Oh thank you, same here. It’s one of those things with actors, a lot of people can act, but not a lot of […]
Ashley Graham Gave Guests Tattoos and Piercings at Her Coed Baby Shower
-Hi, baby! -It’s a lot harder to sit on these chairs now. -Oh, my God. -Oh! -How adorable. Oh, my gosh. How are you feeling? How’s it going? -I am feeling large and in charge. -Okay, that’s good. That’s great. -It’s like a sci-fi film every day. There’s, like, a little alien taking over my stomach, and I […]
Desus & Mero Break Down “Hood Astrology” – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser
I was always coming into auditions with the script just reading it like this- Me too. And then other people come in and have it memorized. Yeah. Yeah. You want a Cajun accent? And I was like, “Well, fuck this.” He’s got options, I’m just reading. Every audition is just literally Desus reads this script. I’m like, “Don’t […]
