Stephen Colbert’s Interview Of Fox News’ Interview Of President Trump

Stephen Colbert’s Interview Of Fox News’ Interview Of President Trump


>>AND, NOW, “THE LATE SHOW”
EXCLUSIVE STEPHEN COLBERT’S INTERVIEW OF FOX NEWS’ INTERVIEW
OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.>>Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT,
THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME THIS MORNING.>>IT’S TOO EARLY.>>Stephen: I’M SORRY. I KNOW YOU RARELY PUT ON PANTS
BEFORE NOON. SIR, LET’S TALK ABOUT THE STRIKE
ON SOLEIMANI. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE RIGHT
MOVE, I DON’T KNOW, BUT ONE OF YOUR JUSTIFICATIONS WAS THAT HE
WAS PLANNING TO ATTACK OUR EMBASSY. DO YOU STILL STAND LIKE THAT?>>I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
FOUR EMBASSIES, COULD HAVE BEEN MILITARY BASES, COULD HAVE BEEN
A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, TOO, BUT IT WAS IMMINENT.>>Stephen: OKAY, THAT’S KIND
OF VAGUE. YOUR OWN DEFENSE SECRETARY SAYS
HE DIDN’T SEE ANY OF THAT EVIDENCE. WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT
INTEL?>>MIGHT, BUT —
>>Stephen: OKAY. HOW MANY OF YOUR STATEMENTS
ABOUT THE STRIKE HAVE BEEN LIES?>>80% ARE DISHONEST, AND I MEAN
REALLY DISHONEST.>>Stephen: SO WHY DIDN’T YOU
TELL CONGRESS ABOUT THE STRIKE?>>CAN YOU IMAGINE? THEY WANT US TO CALL UP AND
SPEAK TO CROOKED CORRUPT POLITICIAN ADAM SCHIFF. OH, ADAM, WE HAVE SOMEBODY THAT
WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET FOR A LONG TIME —
>>Stephen: OOOH, OOOH, OOOH! I LOVE IMPROV. LET ME BE SCHIFF. HELLO, THIS IS ADAM SCHIFF. WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW,
MR. PRESIDENT?>>COULD WE MEET?>>Stephen: MEET? LET’S SEE —
HMM, TODAY IS NOT GOOD. I’M PRETENDING TO TALK TO THE
PRESIDENT.>>LET’S DO IT IN A COUPLE OF
DAYS.>>Stephen: NOW PRETEND I’M
LOU DOBBS!>>AND I SAY, LOU, HERE’S THE
PROBLEM –>>Stephen: IS THE PROBLEM
THAT YOU’RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND YOU’RE GETTING
ADVICE FROM LOU DOBBS? ( LAUGHTER )
SHIFTING GEARS, THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS CAME OUT THIS
MORNING, SIR. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BEYONCE WAS
SNUBBED FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG?>>I JUST HAVE SUCH RESPECT FOR
THE QUEEN, I DON’T THINK THIS SHOULD BE HAPPENING TO HER.>>Stephen: YEAH, BACK TO THE
MIDDLE EAST. YOU CAMPAIGNED ON BRINGING THE
TROOPS HOME, BUT NOW YOU’RE SENDING MORE TROOPS TO
SAUDI ARABIA.>>THEY’RE PAYING US.>>Stephen: WELL, THAT MAKES
IT SOUND LIKE YOU’RE RENTING OUT OUR TROOPS LIKE MERCENARIES. THAT’S AWFUL. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?>>BEAUTIFUL GREEN CASH.>>Stephen: OKAY, THAT SEEMS
LIKE YOU. MOVING ON. YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING
IMPEACHED, SIR. HOW WOULD OTHER LEADERS HANDLE
THAT PRESSURE?>>THEY’D FOLD UP LIKE AN
UMBRELLA.>>Stephen: SIR, DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO USE AN UMBRELLA? BECAUSE THIS FOOTAGE IS PRETTY
DAMNING.>>THEY MADE THAT STORY UP.>>Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT,
THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME. I’M SO GLAD YOU KEEP AGREEING TO
THESE FAKE INTERVIEWS.>>DEATH TO AMERICA.>>Announcer: IT’S “THE LATE
SHOW” WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

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