Spotify offers Obama job! * KKK protests Trump! * Elephant sized cows! * Bye Yahoo! * & MORE! #DDWN

Spotify offers Obama job! * KKK protests Trump! * Elephant sized cows! * Bye Yahoo! * & MORE! #DDWN


I’m Darren Marlar from DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com,
and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News! Tuesday’s hearing for Donald Trump’s Attorney
General nominee Jeff Sessions was interrupted by protesters multiple times, including by
protesters wearing KKK outfits.  ***The KKK is protesting Jeff Sessions?  Sounds like we need to confirm Jeff Sessions!   
Geneticists are bringing back the auroch a breed of cows that were as large as an elephant. ***Dairy farmers would have to replace their
milking stools with milking stepladders.  
Mike Tyson is criticizing Bill Maher for making fun of Stephen Baldwin who mocked Seth Meyers
who is dissing Donald Trump for talking smack about Meryl Streep for attacking Donald Trump.  ***If you made sense out of all of that, congratulations.  Spotify has offered soon-to-be out-of-work
President Obama a job “analyzing data and the performance of playlists.”  ***This is some VERY IMPORTANT STUFF, Mr.
President. It’s VITAL to the nation’s interest, so you’d
better take that gig.  
Piers Morgan said that George Michael was bragging at a party that he had over 500 lovers
during the past 7 years.  ***Why would you brag about the fact that
you can’t keep a relationship for more than 8-seconds?  Shouldn’t the goal be to have ONE lover
for the rest of your life? The World Cup is going to expand the number
of teams playing in the tournament to 48 by the year 2026, which will give Americans even
more games to ignore.  
Remember when Yahoo! was a juggernaut?  Things change.  Following its acquisition by Verizon, Yahoo!’s
name will be changed to Altaba. ***So they’re turning in a nonsensical name,
for a name that is nonsensical.   
Jean-Claude Van Damme has developed his own emoji app.  ***I don’t think you heard me… let me
say that again.  Jean-Claude Van Damme has developed his own
emoji app.   
Brad and Angelina have come to an agreement on their divorce, to keep it private and work
out the deals behind closed doors, versus in public.  ***And for that we thank them. Don’t expect to play Pokémon Go in China
any time in the near future. China’s official censorship body has declared
that it won’t license any augmented reality games until it has had a chance to determine
whether or not they’re a danger to personal safety.  ***This from the country who is so concerned
with personal safety that they will execute you for having an opinion contrary to theirs.  Watch the YouTube version of the Daily Dose
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