Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far

Social Media Shaming Has Gone too Far


CHEESIER, NOW LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, IT OCCURRED TO USK IT SEEMS LIKE THERE HAS BEEN A LOT
OF SHAMING HAPPENING RECENTLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA, RIGHT. AND WE’RE NOT SURE ABOUT IT LIKE
TAKE THE CASE OF A COLUME NIS FOR THE “BOSTON GLOBE” WHO
SNAPPED A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WHOSE PONY TAIL WAS DANGLING
OVER HIS SEAT ON THE AIRPLANE, RIGHT? AND THEN HE SHARED IT ON
TWITTER, OKAY. SO HERE WAS THE PIC. RIGHT? AND I GET IT. THAT’S PRETTY RIDICULOUS. I MEAN I HAVEN’T SEEN A PONY
TAIL THIS OFFENSIVE SINCE, WELL, BASICALLY EVERY TIME I SEE A GUY
WITH A PONY TAIL, RIGHT? LIKE AND I CAN SEE HOW THIS
SITUATION IS REALLY ANNOYING IF ARE YOU SITTING BEHIND HER. NMTION UNLESS ARE YOU SOME KIND
OF PONY TAIL PERVERT THEN YOU’RE LIKE, JACKPOT. BUT IT SEEMS LIKE FROM WHAT WE
UNDERSTAND THE PHOTOGRAPHER DIDN’T EVEN ASK HER TO MOVE IT
HE JUST IMMEDIATELY STARTED MAKING FUN OF HER ON TWITTER,
RIGHT. AND DO WE HAVE TO USE OUR CELL
PHONES TO SHAME EVERY RUDE PERSON WE MEET? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD PERSON,
DON’T TAKE A PICTURE OF THE PONY TAIL. AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A REALLY
GOOD PERSON, GIVE IT A FRENCH BRAID, SIMPLE. BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN’T GET
ANY PRIVACY ANYWHERE BECAUSE FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
CHRIS CHRISTIE WAS ALSO THE FOCUS OF A SHAMING CAMPAIGN
AFTER A FAN AT A BASKETBALL GAME PHOTOGRAPHED HIM SEEMINGLY
POURING A BAG OF M & MST INTO A BOX OF M & MST, RIGHT? SO HERE’S THE PHOTO, OKAY. THERE HE IS THERE. NOW LOOK–
(LAUGHTER).>>James: I GUARANTEE YOU
CHRIS CHRISTIE DID NOT KNOW THE SCORE OF THAT BASKETBALL GAME. BUT HERE’S THE THING. ARE WE REALLY SHOCKED CHRIS
CHRISTIE IS ETING M & MST? THE MAN ENDORSED TRUMP. HE SUCKS AT MAKING HEALTHY
DECISIONS. (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SO MY POINT IS THAT CHRIS
CHRISTIE EATING M & MST ISN’T SOMETHING THAT SHOULD GO VIRAL. IT’S BASICALLY WHAT WE EXPECT. LIKE NOBODY WOULD GET EXCITED IF
THEY CAUGHT BERNIE SANDERS CUTTING HIS OWN HAIR IN A BUS
STATION BATHROOM. IT’S JUST WHAT HE DOES. IT’S WHAT HE DOES, RIGHT? BUT SPEAKING OF PEOPLE TAKING
PICTURES OF PACKAGES– THAT WASN’T THE– THERE WASN’T A JOKE
THERE. WE’RE NOT– THAT IS FOR THE NEXT
BIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS IN
LIKE 20 SECONDS. SPEAKING OF PEOPLE TAKING
PICTURES OF PACKAGES– A NURSE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK WAS FIRED
LAST WEEKEND, THIS IS TRUE, WHEN SHE WAS CAUGHT SNAPPING A PHOTO
OF AN UNCONSCIOUS PATIENT’S PENIS AND SHARING IT WITH
FRIENDS, RIGHT. SO THE NURSE SENT THE PENIS PIC
TO SOME OF HER COWORKERS WHO THEN REPORTED HER. AND HONESTLY
I CAN’T BELIEVE A NURSE WOULD BETRAY ANOTHER NURSE. NO, I CAN’T. IT’S TRUE. BUT I GUESS IT’S TRUE, WHAT THEY
SAY, SNITCHES GIVE STITCHES, RIGHT? PLAWSES
(APPLAUSE) THIS GUY. BUT YOU KNOW THAT SHOW TED CRUZ
IS GOING TO BLAME THIS WHOLE THING ON OBAMACARE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HE’S GOING TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE
WITH OBAMACARE NURSES ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR
PENIS. WE CANNOT LET THIS GO ON. MY POINT IS WE NEED TO DO
BETTER. LIKE WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE
DAYS OF SEEING SOMETHING FUNNY, CHUCK ELLING TO YOURSELF AND
THEN JUST MOVING ON WITH YOUR LIFE. LIKE NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE
SHARED, TWEETEDDED, INSTAGRAMMED AND SNAPCHATTED. WE SHOULD JUST ALLOW OURSELVES
TO BE IN THE MOMENT, TO LIVE IN THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW. BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, SHOULD WE
TAKE A LOOK AT THE MAN’S PENIS? BE WARNED, IT’S PRETTY GRAPHIC. OKAY, TAKE A LOOK. WHOA! DID YOU–
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. WHOOO! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAN GET THAT
WHOLE THING IN ONE PHOTO. (LAUGHTER)
THEY MUST HAVE USED THE PANORAMIC, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN? CRAZY!

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