SECRET TELEVISION CHANNEL?! | Ritual Creepypasta | “Channel ∞ (Infinity)”

SECRET TELEVISION CHANNEL?! | Ritual Creepypasta | “Channel ∞ (Infinity)”


“CHANNEL INFINITY”
(author unknown, read from the Creepypasta Wiki) There is a legend circulating around the television
industry. It is about Channel 8. Channel 8 is hard to get to, and reports vary
as to what it actually is. I will tell you how to get there and then
what to do. Acquire a television, preferably with analog
for the best experience, and the older the better. Acquire a remote control. It does not have to go with the television
you’re using. Turn on the TV, and set it to a channel that
is static, or just a plain black screen if you are using a digital TV. Basically any channel you do not receive. Leave the room for about three hours. If you have a significant other in the house,
have them with you. It is also best to call over a few friends. During those three hours, you should acquire
a few items. I will list them in order from the most important
to the least. Note: None of these are mandatory, but they
help. You will want: An item that you hold dear. Two handheld mirrors. A firearm or other weapon. A favorite book. A mobile communications device. A key. A sledgehammer or pickaxe. After roughly three hours have passed, re-enter
the room. Have everyone else wait outside the door. Close the door. Stare at the static or blank screen or whatever
you set the TV to until you feel disoriented or freaked out. Call the others into the room. Give the item that you hold dear to the person
that you care about the most in the room, then send them back out. If you did not grab an item that you hold
dear, hug that person and whisper a secret in their ear. Send them back out, and command them to not
come back in no matter what until you open the door again. Note: This will be harder for them if there
are more of them, but it will be safer for you if there are more people. Trust me. Hold the mirrors so that one is reflecting
the television screen into the other, and the second is reflecting you, so it looks
as if the television is behind you. Stay like this until a question appears on
the screen. If you did not grab the mirrors, then sit
in a chair facing away from the TV until you hear a noise. Grab the remote. There will be a question on the screen. Press channel up to answer yes, channel down
to answer no. There will be anywhere from three to 26 questions,
if reports are to be trusted. The questions will be anywhere from trivial
to deep philosophic personal questions. Answer truthfully, or you will not succeed
in reaching Channel 8. After the questions, one of three things will
happen. Your favorite show of all time will come on,
but in the episode, all of the characters will be heart-wrenchingly killed. You will see a picture of your least favorite
person or thing ever. This is where you use the firearm or other
weapon. Break the TV screen with the weapon. It will then fix itself. Note: This is obviously the easiest of the
three things. A strange shimmery vortex will surround you,
and you will be pulled into an alternate dimension. If you find yourself here, here’s what to
do: You will find yourself in a twisted replica
of your house. You will need to go to your room, where you
will find the four items listed that you will need for this part. Take them. Exit your house. Outside will be a more evil-looking version
of our world, with red sky, a grey sun, dark orange plants, and a ever-present thin vermilion
mist. You must go to the nearest public building
(i.e. a school, mall, gas station, etc.). Use the key on the door, and enter. The key will fit the lock. If you did not get a key, climb in through
a window. Upon entering, find a room with only one entrance. Sit down, and begin reading the book. If you did not get a book, just sit down and
be bored/scared. You will hear footsteps outside of the door
some time within the next hour. Don’t look up from the book. After you can no longer hear the footsteps,
count to 250 out loud. Every 10 numbers, you will hear another footstep
closer and closer to the door. Upon reaching 250, you will hear a knock on
the door. If there are three knocks, open the door. If there are four, say “I forbid you,”
twice, and then open the door. You will see a stone statue of someone you
love deeply outside of the door. It could be a family member, best friend,
romantic partner, or even a fictional character. Smash its head to bits with the sledgehammer
or pickaxe. If it is a female, also destroy the left hand. If you did not get the hammer or pick, push
the statue over. Exit the building from the entrance you came
in through. It will be night. Look at the moon. It will be either pink or green, and either
full or half. If it is: Pink and half: Pull out the phone and call
your third most recent contact. Pink and full: Pull out the phone and dial
a random number. Before they pick up, bite through your tongue. (If you did not get the device, pretend to
do the things above.) Green and half: Strip off all your clothing
and sprint back to your house. Don’t look behind you no matter what. Green and full: To put it bluntly, you’re
screwed. You’ll be dead within half an hour. If it is one of the first three, you will
wake up in front of the television and you can continue the ritual. After this, you will have reached Channel
8. What you do now is up to you. If you go to the guide function, you will
see shows listed such as “The Meaning of Life” or “How to Acquire True Love”. Choose one. Note: The more people you have outside the
door with you determines the revelations that are the shows. The more people, the better chance you have
of seeing shows with more life-changing results. Or, if you keep watching the static, without
going to guide or breaking eye contact with the television, you will see a series of images
that will, if deciphered, reveal the answer to your greatest question. There are, at this point, many options, too
many to write here. Just do what you feel like you must, and something
will happen. The overwhelming majority of things will be
good, but some will be bad. You may leave the room at any point. However, there are two catches. You may never speak of what you learned after
accessing Channel 8, and you may only reach Channel 8 four times in your life. I hope you find the experience enlightening.

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