RHOA Recap!

RHOA Recap!


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(audience applauds) (audience whoops) ♪ How you doin’ ♪ – And away we go. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Another manic Monday. (laughs) Thank you for watching. Say hello to my co-hosts,
my studio audience. How you doin’? – How you doin’? – I’m doin’ okay. Let’s get started. It’s time for… – Hot Topics. – Come on. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (deep bass music) Thank you. (audience cheers) So happy 50th birthday to our friend, Puffy Sean Love Combs. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Uh-huh. Puff, you’ve got a life
most would only dream of. He’s a three-time Grammy winner. He worked with some of the
greatest artists of all times, including Mary, Big and Kim, Faith and all that. Plus he rose from being an intern. Now see, I was an intern too. This is where I identify. Today’s intern is tomorrow’s boss. Shout out to all the Wendy interns. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Okay. Before starting Bad Boy Records, opening charter school in
his own hometown of Harlem, tryin’ to buy me out of my contract and send me outta the city, but you know what, we learn and we grow and then we celebrate 50. Happy birthday, Puff. Happy birthday. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Yeah. Ooh, oy, oy, oy. Real Housewives of Atlanta, let’s talk. (audience murmurs) Okay, clap if you saw. (some audience applauds) Not as receptive as I thought. (audience murmurs) I figured you all would be 100%-ers. Instead, you’re not
5%-ers but maybe (laughs), remember Five-Percenters
from back in the day? – Right. (laughs) – But I thought more would see. Anyway, so the fans were mad
for a few different reasons and I can tell you from
my perspective, okay. So I’m minding my own
business and I’m watching. Norman texted me and
reminded me to put it on. I remembered already. And so I was there. I cried within the first eight minutes ’cause the first plot line they showed was Kenya with the baby. And I got a soft spot for Kenya. I mean she is a gorgeous woman with a really infectious laugh, and she’s a wounded soul. And I’ve known Kenya since radio and it’s a little different than just– – [Audience] Aw. – Yeah, and the baby
looks like a doll, right? – [Audience] Yeah. – The baby is so gorgeous. Anyway, but so I cried with Kenya when she talked about having her baby and now she’s going through
some sort of divorce or something or another or whatever. But then they kept jumping
to other women with babies. So by the first commercial, I get a text. It’s NeNe. (audience murmurs) And I’m like “Yeah, no, I’m watchin’ you.” And so she said, “Not tonight, girl.” – [Audience] Oh. – Uh-huh. She says, “I’m not in this one.” Anyway, the fans were
wondering where NeNe was, but the commercial break was so fast and we were only textin’ like this, and I’m like eh-eh-eh-eh-eh. (audience laughs) That’s the kinda texter I am. I’m not as fast as everyone else. But fans were also
wondering where she was. Then she texted me and I told her, I said, “Look, we go on
live from New York at 10 am. “If there’s somethin’
you wanna say, say it, “and I’ll do a quote for you.” So here’s what Linnethia– – [Audience] Ooh. – Here’s what Linnethia texted me at about 9:15 this morning. “No matter how hard they try, “when people think about
Atlanta Housewives, “they think about NeNe Leakes. “And all the comments on social
media last night prove that. “That is not to say the
other girls don’t bring it “because they do. “It’s just facts” with six s’s. – [Audience] Wow. (audience applauds) – I did miss NeNe last night and I know that she’s gonna
be in the show and what not but my biggest thing was
that too much baby talk. One, Kandi’s havin’ a
baby by the surrogate. The governor’s wife just had the baby. Who? – [Norman] Eva. – Eva, right. Looking beautiful, gorg. Just had the baby. Kenya’s got a baby. Porsha’s got a baby. I’m like enough with this. I’m a grown woman. I don’t watch the Housewives for this. As a grown woman, I don’t
even wanna know friends who have kids that are like this. You know what I’m sayin’? I don’t, get outta here with that. (audience applauds) Come on. And the foreshadowing of Kenya’s marriage might’ve been foreshadowed by, well, take a look. – Some things are not exactly
like you thought it would be. Wanna call Daddy? Yeah. Marc’s businesses are growing
so he has to be in New York a little bit more often, but I envisioned when
Brooklyn would be born, that Marc and I would be
spending the majority of time under one roof, in the same city, in the same house. – [Recorded Message]
All circuits are busy. Please try your call again later. – That’s weird. Although I love Marc’s
hustle and work ethic, the distance is really putting
a strain on our marriage. (audience murmurs) – So she’s being real transparent about she might be a single mom raising her daughter by herself, Brooklyn. And they do live in two separate cities. The thing is is that
about real relationships, you live together and thug it out. That whole distance
thing, that’s not good. (audience applauds) And by the way, so it was either last weekend
or the weekend before, they played a re-run in
the middle of the day and I was watching, on
a Saturday or somethin’, when Cynthia had the funeral for her dog. And I’ve always had animals growing up but I’ve never felt as close to animals as I do to Chitchat and Myway now. Yeah. So she’s out there and she’s at the grave and she’s cryin’ and
a lot of people maybe, unless you’re, I guess, an animal lover or somethin’ like that, you wouldn’t really understand her tears. She was spazing out, Norman. – Uh-huh. – She was spazin’ out at that grave, okay? Well, when the first episode ran, I wasn’t spaz attacking for an animal so I’m like girl, stop. – Right. (laughs) – But now, being tossed out
here in the streets myself and having my Chitchat and Myway, I, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh. – [Audience] Aw. (audience applauds) – And that was just Saturday morning. The mean one is Myway. Excuse me, Chitchat, the black cat. She’s the mean one. Look at her, right. And you’ll see, okay, I
hadn’t moisturized quite yet but my hand is reaching over both girls. And I’m layin’ in the bed
and I’m watching the news and I’m pettin’ ’em. But look at the one who’s
the most seduced by my touch. The mean one. (audience laughs) Chitchat, tryin’ to act
black and shady, okay. (audience laughs) Myway is like Chitchat,
I told you she’s lovely. She’s lovely. But I would feel, like I relate to Kenya
on even the animal level, you know what I’m sayin’? – Right, right. – I would, I do. So Cynthia and her boyfriend, Mike, eh, okay. They also live in different cities. Well I met, I’ve known
Cynthia, but I met Mike when they came to the star in LA and Mike was there and
everything like that. But I’m lookin’ at Cynthia like you’ve been called the
mean girl behind the scenes and I don’t know you for
bein’ a mean girl, Cynthia, but stop talkin’ so much. Get away from me. I don’t wanna know. I just like to watch it through the TV. I don’t really wanna
know her in real life, do you know what I’m sayin’? – [Audience] Yeah. – She’s my reality star. I don’t really wanna know, not like that. And Mike is sittin’ there and stuff and they live in different cities. He’s a sportscaster in LA and she’s a Housewife in Atlanta. I say, Cynthia, something has got to give. ‘Cause you all aren’t havin’
anymore kids together, which is perfect. It’s like grown people love, but Cynthia, you can move to LA and become a Beverly Hills Housewife, whereas he cannot move to Atlanta and still do his sportcasting thing. That’s a lot to ask of somebody
with an established career. Career? Not Housewife, I mean
that’s a career, I guess. Suzanne, is that a career? – Yeah, these ladies have
turned it into a career. It’s very lucrative. Oh yes. (audience laughs) – At first, I thought it was an Ascot. (audience laughs) It’s chilly out though. – Yes, it’s like an Ascot. I look very regal.
– It’s chilly. – Yes, it cold out. Have to cover my throat. – [Wendy] And velvet. – Yep, velvet. What is this velvet? (audience laughs) – So her daughter is
living with Mike, right? So if her daughter is out there, the lovely daughter, if her daughter is out there, then why wouldn’t Cynthia
just pick up her stuff, keep Lake Bailey, or whatever
you call your beautiful house, Cyn, you know I’ve been
there before, Cynthia. Keep Lake Bailey and have
Mike pay all the bills out in LA. Have him pay his mortgage
or his rent or whatever, bring all your clothes out there. You all get married, fine. If nothin’ works out then
you always have Lake Bailey. Even if things work out,
you’ve always got Lake Bailey. That’ll be like your Hamptons’ home, only a longer commute. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) And then, they’re talkin’ in the bed, which I always find bedroom
scenes really weird and pushy. Don’t push that on us. I’m nosy, you know what I’m saying? I just don’t wanna see the
cameras in the bedroom. That’s way too much. So they were in the
bed and they’re talkin’ and Cyn’s lookin’ beautiful. And then all of a sudden,
she pulls her wig off. (audience laughs) Mike’s legs are wide open. Cynthia’s lookin’, and then she does that. (audience gasps) (audience applauds) It’s clear to me that Cynthia
is a natural supermodel. The cheekbones, the whole bit, no matter how old she is, she’s a beautiful, beautiful woman. (audience applauds) I wish you and Mike well. Real Housewives of Atlanta
airs Sunday nights on Bravo. Oh. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) I have this friend named Philmore, and (laughs) Philmore had
a last minute dinner party at his apartment on Friday evening. So I’m like all right ’cause I’m around. I wasn’t doing anything on Friday night. I was playing with the
cats and stuff like that. I mean I coulda done stuff but I didn’t feel like doin’ anything. And he said he was gonna
make it easy, right? He said, “I’ll get all the food, Wend, “you don’t have to bring anything.” I said, “I can’t even stop “at the grocery store for carnations,” ’cause you know when you
go to somebody’s house, you’re always supposed to
bring a little something, a little offering. I was like “I have nothing to offer.” (audience laughs) He says, “Wendy, don’t worry about it.” Now I only know Philmore
from outside of his house. I had never been to his house, right? Okay. (audience laughs) So he says “Get here by six. “What do you like to eat?” Well I run down my list. Salt and pepper lobster. (audience laughs) I like caviar, firm shrimp, good shrimp-fried rice, the whole bit. I want Orangina, light ice. Make sure you have straws
or I’ll bring my own. “Oh, I’ll bring straws.” (audience laughs) So I grab a fistful of
straws from my drawer, put ’em in a Ziploc, throw
’em in my bag, a clutch bag, and away I go. So my friend, Arthur, who’s
cousins with Philmore, and our friend, Cynthia,
who likes to be called Cyn, laughin’ all night. All right, so the three of us go over to Philmore’s house, right? It’s in Manhattan. It sounds decent and respectful ’cause at six o’clock at night, a woman like me loves to
be inside for the what? – [Audience] 10 o’clock news. – 10 o’clock news, correct, correct. (audience applauds) So we get to Philmore’s, right? We’re driven there. And then the car pulls off, all right? Arthur tells Philmore
“Buzz the door open”, so all I smell is money. He lives on a money boulevard. I’m not gonna tell you where in Manhattan. All I’m gonna tell you
is all of the high-end that you could possibly name. And he’s black and he
works money on Wall Street, like he’s good for our people, right? And away we go. So the car pulls off. Me, Cynthia and Arthur are
walking up to the door. The door buzzes open on its own. I’m like oh. (audience laughs) Okay. It’s an historic building with no doorman and when the door opens, what do I see? This. (audience laughs) Honey, honey. (audience applauds) Honey. Honey. I lie to you not. I was ready to call the car back and just Skype into the dinner party. Okay, okay. Look, look, look, look, look. The door buzzed open. There was nobody there
but these stairs, okay? And look, we had to climb not all of them but three of the same to get, in another words like 355,000 steps. (audience laughs) Look, so we climb. We stop on the landing. I’m huffin’ and puffin’. (audience laughs) Everyone’s over 50. This is like grown people fun. I’m like are you serious with this. So we get Philmore on the Googler. “Philmore, can you please, “there’s no elevator, “are you serious?” So Philmore of highfalutin, he lives in the penthouse. – [Suzanne] Uh-uh. – Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. Three flights like this. This is death. Are you serious? (audience laughs) But once we get upstairs and the doors open up, Philmore and his freckles. Yeah, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He’s got a motorcycle in his, I have no idea how they got
the motorcycle up there, okay? (audience laughs) I don’t understand how
I even got up there. All’s I’m sayin’ is, okay, so Philmore had all the
good food and stuff, and then he had a outside space with a real cute dog named Riley. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And I’m like “Okay, Philmore, “I don’t know what time
you plan on this beginning, “middle and ending, “’cause for me, when I
entertain at my house, “you got two hours.” There’s a beginning, middle and end, and then bye. And I’ll let you know when you come. You’re here for two hours. I can’t stay all night
and you can’t stay either. No. (audience laughs) When I started climbing those steps, I tell Arthur and Cynthia, I’m like, “We’re here for
three and a half hours. (audience laughs) “That’s it.” I gotta catch my breath. (audience applauds) I want a doggy bag. And believe it or not, going
down the steps was as much of a conundrum as going up the steps. Suzanne, do you understand
what I’m saying to you? – [Suzanne] Totally understand. – Right now. – I’m really proud of you
that you made it up there. – I will never visit Philmore again. – Never, never, never. But that’s crazy. You know what he should get? One of those seats that
attach to the wall. – That’s what I said. – [Suzanne] Yes. – That’s what I said
’cause he’s got money. – You could sit in it, yes. – Get one of those seats. Make that happen. – Yes. – Or send a basket with a rope. I’ll sit in a basket. – Yes, yes. – And then rope me up. Come on, come on. So he’s one of my friends. I’ve never seen him in his house. I only see him outside of the house. But I’m not goin’ back. Anyhoo. (audience applauds) Tyler Perry bought, you know his studio, big deal, he bought the cast of
two huge movies together. This is really nice to see. It was Will and Martin. They’re shooting “Bad Boy 3” at Tyler. And when Eddie Murphy heard
that they were shooting that, well he’s right next door in the same lot for “Coming To America 2”. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) So everyone got together and said hey, how you doin’? (Norman laughs) And then Tracy Morgan entered the act, which was real, yeah, look at Wesley Snipes though. (audience laughs) How much time did he do? – What did he do? Did he do seven years? – Seven years? Oh that’s enough. Okay. Okay. All right now. Anyway, look, both movies
will be released in 2020. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) And I don’t know if you’re a sneakerhead or if your kids are sneakerheads but I wake up to, Friday morning, Kev, I wake up in the morning ’cause I wake up early even whether I work or whether I don’t, I like to try to keep my body on a clock ’cause I’m of a particular age. I don’t like to settle in. So I wake up and I see
a text from young Kev. He texted me from the line at IKEA tryin’ to buy some Off-White stuff. Now I don’t know whether
you saw this on your news but Off-White, that’s what
the popping kids like, and IKEA apparently did a
collaboration with the Off-White. So he was in the line. He was like “Mom, I’m the fifth one here “but now there are about
55 people behind me “and the line is growing more and more.” I’m like, “Kevin, it’s
4:10 in the morning.” (audience laughs) He’s like “Do you want something?” I said, “You know what, “I’ll take it but I’m not
gonna do your resale.” You know, you buy somethin’ for $50 and then you sell it for
$150 ’cause people want, you know what I’m saying. Oh, it’s all, oh, believe me you. These kids, they got a whole
other business goin’ on. It has nothin’ to do with goin’ to class although he did go to class later on that day. So he got me a tool set with
a saw and a hammer and– – [Suzanne] Aw. – Yeah, no, he knows I love tools and the Off-White
apparently made the tools. He said, “Mommy, I got you a tool set.” But shout out to everybody who went for the Off-White at IKEA. (audience applauds) I love some Smokey Robinson. I met him when I was on the radio and he’s also… (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Look. I met him when I was on the radio. I’ve socialized with him before. And he’s also been here on our show. He’s 79 years old. And let me tell you how he puts it down. Hit it. All right. (audience gasps) Smokey, this was over the weekend in Atlantic City, New Jersey. And Smokey is rub-a-dub-dub. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Doing it all. Smokey turns 80 in February. Smokey, you are the best. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) We’ve got more great
show for you everybody. Up next, music mogul
and real-life hot topic, Irv Gotti is here. So grab a snack and come on back. – [Audience] Come on back. (dance music) (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (audience whoops) ♪ Feel, feel, feel it ♪ ♪ Feel, feel it-it ♪ ♪ Woo ♪

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