President Donald Trump’s Transgender Military Ban, Embarrasses Boy Scouts – SOME NEWS

President Donald Trump’s Transgender Military Ban, Embarrasses Boy Scouts – SOME NEWS


Hello, I’m news and here’s some of me. High-end Roombas can apparently map out your home and these maps may soon be sold by iRobot, the Roomba company, to other companies for “Reasons.” And in an ominously-related story an Amazon Echo allegedly called the cops on a couple during an argument and this is all Okay, Google. What is all this? “Fine. I thinks it’s all fine.” Good. Are you sure? “Stop asking questions Cody.” Okay. “There’s nothing to worry about.” I said okay. “Nothing to worry about.” Here’s, uh, some news in a segment We like to call, Wait, Where Did All That Sperm Go?” Because a lot of the sperm is gone Apparently the sperm count of men from America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand has dropped by more than 50% over the past 40 years Which scientists warn could mean the extinction of our species. To which science likers asked like okay? But like we do some like cloning already and splicing in artificial wombs and stuff and you Can fix it with science, right? The allegedly catastrophicly large decrease is due to either a complex combination of environmental, technological, and public health factors like exposure to chemicals and pesticides, smoking, stress, and obesity or This f****** Feminazi Social wussification of men that makes them, you know, just like Like we used to chop wood and stuff you know? But now? Naw. And like Sharing spaces of discourse and power after historically dominating them, like I… I just I… Just want sperm back. This has been “Wait, Where’d All That Sperm Go?” Here’s some news. Trump talks politics with Boy Scouts amid Russia probe which brings us to another installment of “Headlines? More Like Deadlines. Deadlines? More Like Dead Whines. Dead Whines? More Like Bad Headlines.” We don’t need to go to the graphic for this Now, the Boy Scouts speech is worth talking about because it’s pretty gross to see the president politicize the Jamboree and Manipulate these kids patriotism and lie to them a little about stuff and brag about his mid-range electoral college win and rile them up against his predecessor who was an actual Boy Scout unlike quote “Him” endquote and It’s especially disturbing since just a couple of days later at a rally in Ohio a young man was brave enough to protest by himself at a Trump rally Peacefully holding up a banner and then the crowd attacked him and the police choked him and the president watched and then he was dragged Away, and the president said this to the crowd. “Boy he’s a young one. He’s going back home to mommy Oh is he in trouble.” Anyway back to the president’s speech to the Boy Scouts earlier in the week when he talked about I don’t know F****** integrity or decency or honor or some other s*** probably. This f****** a****** Sorry this wasn’t supposed to be about the president’s speech from which the Boy Scouts distanced themselves immediately It’s about how this Boy Scout speech has literally nothing to do with Russia. So stop writing headlines like this. Don’t get me wrong Russia is a dove and influence over the president’s election campaign It’s probably an important story, but it shouldn’t take up headline space in an article not about it. Like, we get it, man There’s a Russia probe. There’s always a Russia Probe you can say it for anything. Trump fires FBI director in charge of Russia probe amid Russia Probe actually that’s not a good example. Trump learns guitar amid Russia probe there we go It’s just Manipulative narrative pushing bull’s poop that doesn’t help public perception of the media and you should stop Like, we get it with the Russia probe. And now onto the Russia probe! Here’s some news earlier this week or like eight years ago Jared Kushner announced He didn’t help anyone collude with Russia And there was no shady business during his meeting. The one he and the Trump campaign have denied existed for the past year and to Get into this let’s go to former Fox News sexual harasser and our current Russia correspondent Bill O’Reilly. Bill. “Jerry Kushner.” Nope. It’s Jared Kushner, but OK go. Now, is this the high school prom king or not? He gets out there, looks like he’s 17 years old 18, all right?” Wait, Bill, I mean yeah, he looks like the Slenderman’s younger brother Billy But is that really your argument. I ask facetiously before reading your tweet Quote Kushner looks like a high school senior hard to believe he’s fixing elections with Putin in fact impossible to believe Sorry CNN. Bill You look like the Crypt Keeper’s ghost melted But I’m not going to hold you to the standards or abilities of the melted ghosts of Crypt Keeper’s Also, sometimes nineteen-year-old’s invent machines to remove millions of tons of plastic from the ocean and Jared Kushner is 36 which Presidents can be. So, anyways, sorry to interrupt you Bill you’re being very patient with me. “Cuz I didn’t do anything um You know? Did I believe them? There’s no reason not to believe them.” Bill, I have to ask. Having not been at Kushner’s hearing that he only agreed to do behind closed doors not under oath You can say there’s no reason not to believe him despite his year of lying about it and Knowing that he already failed to disclose meetings on a security clearance form. Which is a felony. And then updated that form with more meetings But still left off the Russia meeting Which is still a felony. And his excuse for his original mistake was that someone pressed “Send” too early even though it’s a physical form That you submit along with interviews of you and people in your life “He just Just put it this way. If you were Putin and You wanted to undermine The American election. Is Jared Kushner where you’re going? I mean I Don’t think so.” Oh! You don’t think so? Great. What a preposterous idea that if you wanted to influence and support a candidate you’d go through their very close son-in-law who works on the campaign and is now in charge of ending the Opioid epidemic and bringing peace of the Middle East and fixing the criminal justice system among many other things Closing statement, Bill? “I can almost guarantee you that Gerald Kusher did not Collude with anybody to do anything.” Oh, well as long as you can almost guarantee it. Wait, Bill What did you say? “Gerald Kusher did not Collude with anybody.” Gerald Kusher? “Gerald Kusher.” Okay. I’ll take your word for it.You do after all have seven copies of six different books on your shelf Thanks for the report and thanks for knowing his name. Oh Lordy Lordy Lou. You know what that means it’s Cromwatch Just days after being released from jail the babe bombshell is at it again. This time for trespassing at Seaworld when I for comment The Irobot beefcake said, “Orcas deserve a full life in the ocean, not a life sentence of swimming endless circles until they drop dead from disease.” He’s such a firecracker This comes right after the Cromwell was thrown into a Cromcell for a fracking protest in 2015 and marks his third arrest since protests and cat torture at the University of Wisconsin It looks like America’s sweetheart turned bad boy Just can’t get it together. While many on Twitter are blaming drugs and the pressures of maintaining his dangerous Grandpa persona, this comedian pretending to be a reporter has his eye on Crombomb steamy from sex marriage with Soap actress Anna Stewart Methinks, there’s trouble on the JStu train. Tweet #TeamJStu4Eva if you disagree and be sure to check out our exclusive Cromwatch Instagram where we count down J-Wells most famous nut slips. This has been Cromwatch Here’s some news. The Trump administration has filed a brief claiming that an anti-discrimination Civil rights law protecting gay people from being fired for being gay doesn’t protect gay people from being fired for being gay Demonstrating evidence that the president’s past remarks about standing up for the LGBTQ community Were what some might call outright lies it’s a shame there weren’t signs of this early on “I will do everything in my power to protect LGBTQ citizens” Flag’s upside down. The news broke on the same day the president took to Twitter to say quote, “After Consultation with my Generals and military experts, Please be advised the United States government will not accept or allow transgender Individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. military. Our military Must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with a tremendous medical cost and disruption that transgender in the military would Entail thank you.” You’re f****** welcome man. Though the decision was reportedly discussed with his Secretary of Defense Mattis It was still a surprise to Mattis that the president announced it on Twitter while he was on vacation One pentagon official said quote “What we’re taking orders from tweets now? And others in the military were worried that his first tweet was going to declare war on North Korea Because once the president said to the entire world quote “After consultation with my Generals and military experts, Please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow dot dot dot dot dot dot.” Nine minutes passed and then he said the thing about not allowing transgender people in the military To which the joint chiefs have just responded by saying, “There will be no modifications to the policy,” and, “They’ll treat all of their personnel with respect until the president’s direction has been received by the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary has issued Implementation guidance.” Because maybe the president shouldn’t just tweet haphazard and half-baked orders on his way to dinner The tweets in question claim that it’s too expensive to pay for the treatment and their presence would be a disruption which generally ignores the 15,000 active and 150,000 retired trans military personnel and specifically ignores people like transgender Staff Sergeant Logan Ireland or Kristen Beck, decorated veteran and former member of Seal Team Six Trans people aren’t a burden or disruptive and Transitioning is different for everyone and some people will transition before and after service and if there are isolated cases of treatment being a problem They would be addressed like all soldiers who are deemed unfit for combat on a case-by-case basis. Like how some cases of asthma are acceptable, but if you use those instances to justify banning all transgender people that’s discrimination But how will the genders live together? I don’t know? Ask marines Anyway, because we live inside an actual farce, reportedly the president made this decision to get funding for his wall which is appropriately a symbol of division and otherhood or American Pride and strong borders in a big beautiful wall or whatever that Mexico is going to pay for by banning transpeople from our Military. So, I guess let’s look at the other part of his tweet and reasoning for the decision Money! To be not quite exact it costs too much money. To be slightly more exact it costs about two to eight million dollars which brings Us to a game we like to call, “But What Does Other Stuff Cost?” Welcome to the game There’s no winner; Everybody loses So treatment for trans soldiers in the best like Ireland and Beck cost about two to eight million dollars a year It’s been pointed out of the military spends about eighty four million dollars only on Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs. For all the spermless dicks we have now It’s cost taxpayers more than 48 million dollars for the president so far forty golf trips. Each flight to Maro Lago cost about two million dollars Maybe the president is bad with money? He donated his first quarter salary to the national Parks But wants to cut billions from the Department of Iinterior’s budget. He donated his second quarter salary of $100,000 to the Department of Education from which his budget cuts nine billion Dollars and sure he’s foregoing a salary in a really basic and obvious propaganda move that’s ostensibly Meaningless, since he’s still making money from his hotels and resorts across the globe. One literally down the street from the White House. I was talking about Trump discriminating against trans people in military and gay people in the workplace wasn’t I? Well alright, well what else. Wait do I have to? No? Great! Bye! Hey eeverybody thanks for watching “Some Of The News,” if you want to subscribe to our channel click the big C in the middle. If you Want notifications click the bell icon. If you want more news. I don’t know, look other places There’s a lot of it

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100 thoughts on “President Donald Trump’s Transgender Military Ban, Embarrasses Boy Scouts – SOME NEWS”

  • It's kinda gross that the president of America blatantly lied to a crap ton of kids, and taught them that by peacefully disagreeing with him, it is okay to choke them out of the room.

  • No one chooses to have ED Transitioning is a choice. The military shouldn't have to pay for it just like it doesn't pay for non medically necessary breast augmentation or nose jobs.

  • That piece of s*** that was holding up a Russian flag should have been shot in the head in front of the whole crowd for treason Donald Trump is the man and all you f** that don't support him or pieces of s*** leftist that deserve to be put in a concentration camp and f**** gas so I don't have to share my air with you

  • In other words every1 show be in, man, girl, transgender, gay, les n so on… every1 knows who is who so no more distractions then they can focus on the service. Just saying lol

  • Wow, i never saw coverage of the guy getting choked and removed by cops for holding up a banner the Golden Lord of Clowns and Bullies didn't like.

  • Show the full clip, Cody. Trumpvowed to protect LGBT citizens from foreign threats. This is legit: A lot of white supremacists are suddenly very concerned when they have an excuse to rally against brown people see that foreigners are attacking those people they attack on a regular basis.

  • Monarchy is the best! says:

    Probably should remove women from the military too. War is not a joke where you can insert crazy egalitarian nonsense. The reality is tranny lunatics and the inferior combat abilities of women hurt the military. That's just nature, nothing personal.

  • it's not really the money for trans, it's more along the lines of everyone else's comfortability. i dont think a bunch of women don't want to be in the same quarters as a man

  • Ashley Johansson says:

    Banning transgenders from the military will literally do nothing, thats like banning guns. They will always join and simply lie about themselves not being transgender especially if they didn't started to transition yet, they will literally blend in with everyone else. Its that simple.

  • Don't forget to pause and read the credit
    Btw this host is so charismatic and funny I want to give him money personally, like what is your bank account or personal patreon

  • michałe krynicki says:

    holding pecufuly a baner of a country that killed 26 milion pepole transgender pepole are sick we shoud seek a cure not give them rewards and say youre perfetway you are special i woudent want those pepole protecting me

  • For everyone who likes these “some news” segments, sadly almost all of our favorite writers have been load off from Cracked.

    Fear not! On of the original content creators started his own channel called “Small Beans”, check it out, subscribe, and if you really like it, sign up to be a sponsor for a buck a month. With a little luck he’ll be able to rehire all his friends and continue putting out awesome videos.

  • I would love to see y'all do a piece on, why it is that when a soldier comes out of military service, seriously disabled, there has to be charity funded programs supporting them. When we know billions get advocated for the military machine every year.

  • when your in the military, your a soldier. not a him or a she or a it. your a soldier. property of the united states till your term is served. now why the fuck would the government want to pay for hormone treatment? why should our tax be paid for that? we got mentally ill wondering the street unable to take care of them self, we a massive population needing food, medical treatments thats needed to live. but yet people expect us to pay for a sex change? also this ban is not actually a ban against these people. you can still be a soldier or a pilot but you have to wait till after your term to become what ever you want. you can walk in there and say, i am a women trap in a mans body and no one cares. get your facts straight.

  • Like, I encourage music and believe that any person, if they put the effort in can play music.
    I don't think Trump could learn guitar. Let alone an instrument that has formal rules and lacks the abundance of teaching tools guitar has.

  • -_-;… Greeeeeat, go for the low hanging fruit like Bill'O the clown. You want to make a real argument? Go after Ben Shapiro and Milo Yiannopoulos; they're a lot more intelligent and methodical in their views.

    Your channel is exactly like CNN; you push a bunch of emotionally charged points with no facts then show an old senile conservative who's over the hill and generalize that to the entire right. Furthermore, Trump's not against trans people; he's a bit of an ego-maniac which is why he takes some of his policies a bit far, but the core of what he was trying to do away with was from preventing large amounts of military spending from being absorbed by unnecessary medical procedures.

    Let's be honest here: the cost of having someone change their gender typically costs a minimum of tens of thousands of dollars up to hundreds of thousands of dollars; now expand that to the massively growing number of people becoming women due to feminism leading to more rights for women than men combined with population-wide low testosterone levels and you have a formula for disaster. Why should the army have to pay for sex change operations? That's the real question that should be asked: why should I as a taxpayer have to pay for your surgery should you decide to get yourself neutered?

  • This idiot just did a video about the prison industrial complex, now he's saying that this guy wrote on a piece of paper and it's a felony. Why doesn't the world, stick a dildo up there ass and drink bleach.

  • No one's ever happy, tomato potato. The sky is pink yellow blue or red, he's a girl it's a boy it doesn't know what it is and thinks it's three or four different things, it wants to cut his privates off, we went to the Moon.

  • No Wars have ever been won, it's just somebody else dies in a different idea. From ancient Rome till now how many wars has I've been? And how many more will it be

  • Antediluvian Spy says:

    He doesn't want to pay for your hormone therapy. He doesn't want the army to become a run away for transsexuals to be able to get their hormones and mutilate their genitals.Imagine the expenses if he had to for everyone that came in?

  • BonafideTrolldier says:

    I like some of cracked's videos but your blatant political bias will be the thing that completely keeps me from subscribing.

  • themarbleking says:

    Its okay, it’s only Europeans! They destroyed the ozone layer so it affects them! And plastics are bonding with European sperm cells, which is Nature’s Revenge! Get rid of the people attacking it. It’s inevitable! Though there are more Europeans than anyone else (1.3 b Chinese) but there are 2billion Europeans. 1.3 in Europe and 700 mill in Russia, north and South America. The Antipodes, OZ and NZ, Israel and every other corner of the earth.

  • the_cosmic_alexolotl says:

    hey, people who were surprised that Trump didn’t actually support the LGBTQA+ community, did you not notice that he picked PENCE as his VP?

  • boasome1 SSS RADIO says:

    the soviets were our enemies, some now interpret it as a joke but these are folks who still see the same regime that killed 40 million men as a threat.

  • fleamarketmutt says:

    FFS, Trump businessman in NYC, no one does business in NYC without doing business with all mafias, including khazar mafia.

  • I think that trans people can have medical problems that could come up, but to just ban all trans people is unnecessary.

  • Josiah Sanchez says:

    So protesting cat torture and fracking are bad…? That condescending tone makes it hard to know where this is going

  • Shiloh McGraw says:

    The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

    We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

  • Cody didn't have to actually do anything with his phone. He could have just left it black and had the robo voice dub, and that would have been fine. But he actually hit the button so we could see the Siri sound waves on the screen. I appreciate that.

  • The sperm count is likely lowering due to a combination of our higher caffeine intake alongside a likely natural reaction to vast overpopulation but the spending on Viagra is absolutely warranted. Depression/PTSD are insanely prevalent in military personnel and most anti-depressants carry with them the side effect of erectile/ejaculatory dysfunction which is often simply countered by prescribing "boner pills" instead of changing their brain chemistry further. I mean I think it'd be a real dick move to ask them "Do you want to be happy or do you want to be sexually functional?" after they got that way because of their service. That said transitioning isn't really cost prohibitive compared to some of the other things they cover like undiagnosed congenital diseases so its clearly a secret ploy from Putin to weaken out military!(half joking)

  • Christopher Davis says:

    at the time of this writing trump's golf outings is up to 149 times at a cost of 79 million dollars-see you next year

  • Stop w the useless bs coffin vaults, and retrieving the made ones, recycling them etc into concrete for the wall, voila, the answer for that.

  • What to rename the Secretary part of the defense thing to..since positions held by men, and I don't know of any men ever that wanna be called a secretary.

  • DingoAteMyBaby says:

    I’m gonna guess phones, artificial sugars, pesticides, and maybe fast food? Idk man. WHERED MY SPERM GO?¡?!

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