Osamacide! [RAP NEWS 8]

Osamacide! [RAP NEWS 8]

There’s a lot of misinformation floating around about the operation that killed Osama bin Laden yesterday so we will set the record straight this evening Hello, and welcome to the show This is rap news with that Juice it’s essential to know And while churnalists claim to be first with the news We prefer to learn, discern, and turn up first with the truth So, without further ado, we’re starting by charting The alleged last gasp of Osama Bin Laden We ask the tough question most pundits are dodging What happened in Abbottabad on that morning? And joining us, regular guests on the news feed The Pentagon’s General Baxter – and Terrence Moonseed Gentlemen, welcome. We’ll begin with you, General How’s the general atmosphere there at the Pentagon? – Incredible, this is just an enviable victory The USA has made an indelible entry in history A decade since nine eleven we found bin Laden And got justice for the 3000 Americans that died then His crime and infamy have been erased and healed Framed and sealed thanks to the bravery of the US Navy Seals Way to kill!
– Tell us how it went down, the actual sequence. SEAL team six hit the compound, it was battle stations They found Osama armed with a Muslamic raygun Shot him in the face and … What’s that, no raygun? Uh, well, then he used his wife as a human shield and … What , that didn’t happen either? Ok, well then they shot him and took pic– No, took no pictures… And buried him according to Muslamic scriptures In the … Sea?! Yes in the …sea. And the President was or was not watching the live feed – An extraterritorial hit?! – The world’s in our grip Now our jurisdiction extends over all of it So who’s next for Shock and Awesome judgement? Amadenijibad? Al Akawi? Assange: we’re coming! – Was Osama worth it?
– Yeah, he was worth it We only lost 6000 more Americans to murk him But I didn’t like how we treated his corpse; he’s no hero I’d a hanged drawn and quartered him at Ground Zero Where the 19 hijackers– Lies, Baxter! there were no hijackers It was a demolition, a Reichstag on The twin towers by the twin powers of Bush and Cheney; bin Laden wasn’t in charge of mushing planes in In fact the planes didn’t even exist They were blue beam holograms projected to increase the mist Plead the fifth, but thermite dust sits on the curb And Building Seven is evidence that it’s so absurd – You Internet nerd, Osama did it! – Distrust every word! – This is our finest hour, justice has been served – ‘Justice’, General, that’s an interesting word to choose – We’re a Nation of Laws, what other word would you use? – Assassination, slaughter? – He’s a legitimate military target, a murderer – But what about the precedent set at Nuremberg?
– Nurem-what? – After the holocaust and six million dead America stayed the hand of vengeance and, instead, Nazi leaders were rounded up and… – Tortured?
– uh No… – Water boarded?
– Hired by NASA No! brought to Court to be tried for crimes against humanity, Then executed
– What a tragedy Please, eurofag dont history lesson me! Dont you get it? The true sign of a supremacy Is who gets to decide at each given minute When the rule of law is applied and when it’s suspended You can’t spell justice without the US And it’s called justice cause it’s just us that’s justified In judging just cause just wars and just evidence Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us And end up at the bottom of the ocean like bin Laden – Pfft, Osama isn’t dead or if he is, he died in two thousand This thing’s rotten! No death certificate or public evidence, man He’s prolly kicking back on a island on a CIA pension plan – Watch it, hippy, or get double tapped like Geronimo – That reminds me: why this codename, Geronimo? – Geronimo!? that’s Osama’s code name? Let the truth be known This reeks of the Masons and the Skull and Bones It’s a secret society of elite Yale students who stole the skull of the apache chief and they use it In occult dark rituals like pagan Druids Worshipping Satan, Lucifer, Cain and Judas The truth is they’re the ones who owned Osama And got the pharaoh plasma to clone Obama They’re ruthless, they planned this end game To coincide with the May Day pagan festival of Beltane A fertility ritual with blood sacrifice And Adolph Hitler’s suicide dates match precise That’s a device to pledge and bow To the true rulers of the earth, and renew the wedding vows That’s why Obama HAARPooned Japan creating the waves to hit ’em And Prince Reptilian was married to Satan in the form of Kate Middleton I ain’t kidding with you when I’m yelling the truth the illuminati’s on the throne And that’s the real reason they call Osama ‘Geronimo’! – It’s a perfectly good code name, what’s wrong with you? – I see many native Americans consider it dishonourable To have their hero, ancestor and leader Associated with terrorism and Al Qaeda It all seems like an appalling error It wasn’t an error; this right here is the war on terror And it’s a continuation of the nineteenth century Campaign we had to wage to liberate the territory Of the united states from the redskin savages Who also hid in caves and kept on attacking us Because they hated our civilised ways, Our Christianity, whiteness and slaves – Weren’t the Apache defending their lands from the invasion of whites? – They started it, Bob, get your history right Same with Al Qaeda, we didn’t pick this fight So, you see, the Geronimo analogy is tight – Alright, thank you both for your …interesting views Little wonder there’s such confusion in the news When we can scarcely agree on historical narratives Is there any mystery that we live in diverging realities? The tides of amnesia seem to be rising like the oceans Unchecked by mass media that are steadily corroding More concerned with the rush to make headlines by 5 Than helping us discern the facts from the lies But there’s a rival tide, an equal and opposite turn A yearning to read between official lines that have blurred I’m reassured by the many who were plainly disturbed And who questioned the way in which ‘justice was served’ If it was served, it can be served to us just the same So what brand of justice do we want done in our name? leaving you now with that thought in your mind Robert Foster for JuiceMedia, proud to ignore deadlines


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