Of Murder & Catfish: Songify the News #8

Of Murder & Catfish: Songify the News #8


you said that women are better suited in the
home you would be much happier at home with a husband
go home to a hunk is he for real ‘cause my brain is hurting
women are pretending that they like working you know who else pretends that work is fun
every single person since the world’s begun and dude don’t you know what the truth is
having babies and getting paid aint mutually exclusive NOOOOOO women earn less because they choose to that makes as much sense as a llama in a tutu
did you travel here in a time machine i hate to tell you what’s gonna happen in
1919 i’m running for president, i’m running
for president, i learned how to handle a gun
and i never thought about murdering someone murdering someone well with an argument like that i’m sold finally a candidate that we can all like all the others tried to suffocate me last night in my bedroom Hillary Clinton said “MEET YOUR DOOM” I learned how to handle a fishing pole GREAT! so we could catch catfish, catch catfish
we could catch catfish, catch catfish the USDA has spent 20 million dollars
to set up the catfish office without inspecting a single catfish i’m not making that up oh-ohhhhhh what if a catfish ain’t really a catfish
it’s just a girl pretending to be a catfish with a face like that who wouldn’t tap this
you’ll be horrified to find out it’s Daniel Radcliffe i wouldn’t be horrified by that, not a single
smidgen on the subject of Iraq,
yup knowing what we know now
yup would you have authorized the invasion
yup, I would have nobody thought Hussein was a great guy
but i thought it was a mistake even at thetime Tom Brady, he’s handsome but i was asking about Medicaid expansion Tom Brady, he’s wealthy your obsession with him is getting a little unhealthy I think the punishment is too harsh are we still talking about Brady?
Tom Brady This is getting too crazy
Tom Brady I don’t think this interview is worth it To me those balls are perfect Tom Brady the Patriot Act allows the police to write
their own warrants there is no probable cause they don’t have
to be signed by a judge but the police don’t have any flaws if i’m gonna get arrested might as well break some laws hey don’t murder anyone in my squad welp, i guess he’s no Huckabee, and *MAN SCREAMING* i won’t
be voting for him this catfish here
this catfish here so we could catch catfish
this catfish here so we could catch Tom Brady
yup he’s handsome shouldn’t you be a jets fan
stay home with a husband i learned how to handle a gun
and i never thought about murdering someone never even thought about it
I never thought about murdering someone murdering someone WOO what a rush! but wait a second, you’ve never even thought about murdering someone? well that’s something only a MURDERER would say! eh whatever, you’ve still got my vote

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