Lie Witness News – Trump’s Tax Returns Edition

Lie Witness News – Trump’s Tax Returns Edition


DONALD TRUMP AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW HAS YET TO RELEASE HIS FINANCIAL INFORMATION. EVEN THOUGH TRADITIONALLY THAT’S WHAT CANDIDATE DOZEN. EVEN HIS RUNNING MATE, MIKE PENCE, RELEASED HIS TAX RETURNS. TRUMP HAS NOT, HE CLAIMS HE’S BEING AUDITED, HIS LAWYERS TOLD HIM NOT TO DO IT, HE ALSO SAYS PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT HIS TAXES. I DISAGREE, I CARE ABOUT HIS TAXES. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE CARE. WE STOPPED PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFIED THEMSELVES AS DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTERS. WE STOPPED THEM, TOLD THEM DONALD TRUMP RELEASED HIS TAXES TODAY, AND ASKED THEM SPECIFIC QUESTIONS ABOUT THESE FICTIONAL TAX RETURNS IN ANOTHER EDITION OF “LIE WITNESS NEWS.”>>SO AS YOU KNOW, DONALD TRUMP RELEASED HIS TAX RETURNS TODAY. WAS IT LEGITIMATE FOR DONALD TRUMP TO WRITE OFF ALL THOSE MARRIAGES OVER THE YEARS AS “ENTERTAINMENT”?>>WOW. GOOD QUESTION. IT WAS, IT WAS ENTERTAINING. TO HIM. IT’S A TAX WRITE-OFF. AGAIN, GOING BACK TO YOUR IRS, EVERYTHING THAT — IT’S A LOOPHOLE. IF IT’S THERE, YOU’RE GOING TO UTILIZE IT. >>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DONALD TRUMP LISTING HIS PRIMARY OCCUPATION AS FARMER?>>IF HE DOES OWN FARMS AND HE’S INVESTED IN FARMS, I MEAN, THAT’S — AS AN ENTREPRENEUR, YOU CAN NECESSARILY SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY. ESPECIALLY FOR TAX PURPOSES. >>OBVIOUSLY THE BIG SHOCK IS THAT DONALD TRUMP’S NET WORTH IS ONLY $42,000. RATHER THAN $10 BILLION. DOES THAT CHANGE YOUR VIEW ON HIM?>>NEVER. I KNOW HE’S GOING TO DO IT. I KNOW HE’S GOING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. >>WAS IT REASONABLE OF HIM TO ASSERT HE DID HAVE $10 BILLION, EVEN THOUGH HE ONLY HAD $42,000?>>WE ALL FIB A LITTLE BIT. YOU KNOW WHAT?>>THE DONALD TRUMP FOUNDATION DONATED $100,000 TO THE LEGAL DEFENSE FUND TO THE DENTIST WHO KILLED CECIL THE LION, IS THAT OKAY?>>I WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE A WONDERFUL THING FOR HIM TO DO, BECAUSE I IMAGINE THE DENTIST COULDN’T AFFORD IT HIMSELF. >>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DONALD TRUMP DONATED $50,000 TO JARED FOGLE’S LEGAL DEFENSE FUND THIS. >>WELL, PEOPLE DONATE LARGE SUMS OF CASH TO LEGAL FUNDS EVERY DAY. IF IT’S TO HELP SOMEBODY, THAT’S WHAT IT’S FOR. >>EVEN DISGRACED SUBWAY FOLKS MAN JARED FOGLE DESERVES HIS DAY IN COURT?>>EVERYBODY DESERVES THEIR DAY IN COURT. >>WERE YOU SURPRISED TO SEE DONALD TRUMP WROTE OFF $100,000 FOR BREAST PUMPS FOR VARIOUS MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY?>>NO, NOT SURPRISED. >>WHY NOT?>>I DON’T KNOW. HE’S, YOU KNOW — HE WANTS EVERYBODY TO BE BIG AND BEAUTIFUL BESIDE HIM. SO, YOU KNOW.>>I’M SORRY, YOU’RE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THEY’RE BREAST PUMPS TO INCREASE THEIR BUST SIZE?>>YES.>>DO YOU THINK GOLD PLATING A TOILET IS A “BUSINESS EXPENSE”?>>IF I WAS SHOWING OFF FOR MY FRIENDS OR I NEEDED IT AND I HAD THE FUNDS TO DO IT, YES, I WOULD PROBABLY DO IT WERE YOU SURPRISED TO SEE DONALD TRUMP SPENT $38,000 ON THAT SIBERIAN TIGER FOR VLADIMIR PUTIN’S BIRTHDAY?>>YEAH, I’M NOT SURPRISED. I WOULD THINK HE WOULD WANT TO GAIN FRIENDS IN THE BUSINESS WORLD.>>WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DONALD TRUMP IS TECHNICALLY LEASING HIS WIFE MELANIA TO THE CAMPAIGN? IS IT OKAY THAT HE FOUND THAT LOOPHOLE?>>EVERY PERSON’S LEASABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?

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100 thoughts on “Lie Witness News – Trump’s Tax Returns Edition”

  • "It's tradition for presidential candidates to release their tax returns."

    Though many people apparently do, I personally have never followed up to look at any presidential candidate's tax return once the news was reported that a tax return has been released to the public. "They did! I've got to drop everything and go see how much Romney paid in taxes…..how much Obama gave in charity…..how much Bill wrote off in expenses…..how much Bush made last year!!!" I really don't care. You care, great. I don't care! If any candidate cheated or handled their taxes illegally, let the government handle them accordingly, but I don't need to have their tax returns reported to me because someone long ago started a tradition. If your running for office, I need to know your position on the issues, not your past tax returns.

  • and in Hillary's case you can't be President if you receive any kind of documents personal or otherwise SO THEY BOTH ARE WRONG

  • WE NEED A LEVEL HEADED PRESIDENT A LEVEL HEADED PRESIDENT CAN BALANCE THE BUDGETS AND TAKE CARE OF THE PUBLIC HELP CONGRESS BALANCE THEIR BOOKS BALANCE THEIR OWN BOOKS ALL CONGRESS JUST GOTTA DO IS LET THEM MEDITATE

  • Taxation is theft, I don't care what a person does to get out of paying them as long as it is within the laws. The Government forces us to pay taxes, wastes way too much of it, gives way too much of it to people who are fit to work but refuse to. I wonder how many of the dumb Hillary supporters crying about Trump's taxes don't even pay them. The left keeps people down so they will suck off the welfare tit and it guarantees them millions of votes, while the middle class pays for all of it, and the left calls them "deplorables"

  • The fact that anyone believed his net worth is 40K stuns me. A single one of his properties is worth significantly more than that.

  • Funny thing is Most of these people are Answering A Question based on if He Did It?!! Sooooo ALL YOU WANTOKNOWITALL'S?? "GET REAL"!! & NO I Did NOT Vote!! Why??=DUMB Or DUMBER?? This Country Is WHACKED OUT Anymore!! Put Your Time Into Something +POSITIVE!!=PROBLEM IS:EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE "RIGHT"!! Even If You DO NOT Know SH%T!! LATRE CLOWNS!!

  • EVERY PERSON IS LEASABLE?????
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    WTF! Trump supporters are so freakin ignorant

  • Lol I love all these retards in the comments who think that an entire group of people are stupid just because of a very few percentage of them. It's the literal definition of stereotyping but I thought you sjws hated that?

  • I'll be more concern about Hillary stupidity and the extremely careless attitude managing Top Secret and Confidential information puting on risk people lives and National Security, than for Donald Trump for not releasing his Tax Retuns. Because he knows how to play the game, but Hillary, with all those years in politics, to make such mistakes is beyond "illegal stupidity". And after all, where are her transcripts? lol

  • Robert Slackware says:

    People would be better served by seeing his nyc carry permit application. so they can see how corrupt the police are when they see their denied permit had the same answers.
    Congress made tax returns private, congress can make them public whenever it wants to.
    I would be interested in who is bribing them.

  • If you lie a hundred times, you become the truth. I heard almost hundred time he said media so unhonest. Now people's believe. So sad. Yes most people's want a see his Tex retune. I hope his not cone artist. my daddy teaching to me humans heart is more important then money.

  • Q 'Donald Trump raped and murdered a small Guatemalan child. Does that surprise you'?
    A. As an entrepreneur it was understandable for the national interest.

  • these people are so stupid they actually agreed to be humiliated on national tv probably because they have no idea how stupid they are

  • I hope that the president does not show it, as this information is private and only interest to the organizations dealing with the subject and a private information.
    Those millions who are interested in this subject are the anti-Trumps and nothing will satisfy them, for they are totally dominated by the darkness they want destroying the president and with a false speech of morality.
    If I had something in the law saying that I do not have to pay anything, I certainly would not pay if I did not believe that my money would be well used. I agree with the Donald Trump.
    Hypocrite people let the President work, as you protest he works to make America great again.

  • YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU IGNORANT LIBTURDS GOING TO GET IT, PRESIDENT TRUMP TAXES IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. (BUNCH OF ASS WIPE'S).

  • 2Pac underdog says:

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  • Robert Slackware says:

    since most people don't PAY income taxes, he made a factual and true statement they don't care about tax returns

  • seriously they've done this to Bernie and Hillary supporters, they were all dumb I swear that doesn't mean all the supporters are like that

  • Another Hollywoodย mouth pieceย trying to put down our President and people who support our countryย and where do you stand on all crimes of Hillary and her supporters that go around burning the American flag?? guess they get a free pass huh??

  • They wont mention what he paid, because its makes their claims as false as the Russian Connection. Its easy to find dumb people in any group, Obama was the biggest piece of dump America ever had and Hillary was the TP. I Love to watch anything these Libtards put up because i know they are hurting from the loss and running to their safe space and still confused on what bathroom to go to..hahhhahahah!!

  • Talk about cult like mentality, if anyone on the left did they WOULD BE SCREAMING their heads off, but because its trump, no its okay.

  • Deetz the Raccoon says:

    I'm a white, southern, rural, veteran Democrat in a family of hard Trump supporters just like these people.

    Please send help.

  • 42000 to 10 billion is a small fib? tell me she isnt mentally sane to vote jesus christ, some people are so stupid.

  • I don't have to know about the president's tax returns, I'm very curious however how Obama, Hillary, Waters, Pelosi, Bernie etc. got rich.

  • it was not about trump or hillary….its about people who were supporting/still supports somebody who could/can do these wrong things…they dont even understand whts right or wrong…no wonder govt. fools us…nd these type of people are in every country almost….

  • Gain friends in the business world? It doesn't matter what he does they just accept it. Follow him over the cliff sure. Pod people.

  • Hey Jimbo, you should make a segment about the collusion with Russia. Especially since it's a big ol nothing burger just like Trump's taxes! Funny how your show turned out to be the ones who looked retarded when it was all said and done. Your ratings show, too! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Well, that's WAY Beyond Troubling.
    Btw… not EVERYONE Lies, Cheats, and Steals. Many people actually under declair rather than over declair on their taxes.
    Most people WANT to pay their FAIR share… those people do not support Trump once they realize the kind of person he is.

  • Professional Troll says:

    The main reason people care about this is Donald Trump said himself he would release them. I count that as a campaign promise he is failing to keep if he doesn't release them as he said he would.

  • General BAKRE says:

    Itโ€™s weird to state that because a few trump supporters act like morons that all of them are morons. Thatโ€™s like saying because one person gets in a fight at a mall that everyone in the mall was involved in the fight. You know? Just my two sense.

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