Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand

Key & Peele – Fronthand Backhand


– ‘SUP, LADIES?
– WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. YO, TYRELL. – YO, WHAT UP, LAWRENCE? – HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA PLAY
FRONT HAND, BACK HAND? – I DON’T KNOW THAT GAME, MAN.
– IT’S EASY, DOG. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY
“FRONT HAND” OR “BACK HAND.” – AIGHT, FRONT HAND.
– UGH! [all laughing] BAM! I GOT YOU, SUCKA! – OH, OKAY.
OKAY. I SEE HOW IT IS NOW. – COME ON, MAN. COME ON, YOU KNOW
THAT [bleep] WAS FUNNY. – BACK HAND.
– HUH? – IT’S STILL MY MOVE, RIGHT?
I CHOOSE BACK HAND THIS TIME. – REALLY? – BACK HAND, [bleep]! – UH– all: OH!
[laughter] – GOD DAMN! – LOOK, TY, I’M SORRY. BUT I AIN’T SORRY,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I MEAN, YOU ASKED FOR IT. I MEAN,
YOU LITERALLY ASKED FOR IT. – FRONT HAND! – WHAT? NO.
WHY YOU WANNA HIT– – I…GOT IT!
I FIGURED IT OUT. FRONT HAND! NO, BACK HAND!
BACK HAND! – NO, LOOK, LOOK. DUDE, HEY, IF YOU WANT ME
TO SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE BACK HAND, I’LL DO IT, OKAY? DON’T THINK I WON’T DO IT. BUT YOU KNOW THAT
I’M [bleep] WITH YOU, RIGHT? I MEAN, THERE AIN’T NO GAME
CALLED “FRONT HAND, BACK HAND.” – OH!
– RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH. – OH, DOG! YEAH, I GET IT.
I GET IT. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. AS SOON AS I GET GOOD
AT FRONT HAND, BACK HAND, YOU WANNA STOP PLAYING. – PLAY WHAT, MAN? I MADE IT UP SO I COULD
SMACK YOU IN THE FACE. – I’M ABOUT TO SMACK YOU
IN THE FACE AS SOON AS IT’S MY TURN.
BACK HAND! – THERE AIN’T NO TURNS,
[bleep], ‘CAUSE IT AIN’T NO GAME. – YOU AIN’T GOT NO GAME,
[bleep]. BACK HAND! AGHH! FRONT HAND. – LOOK, I DON’T KNOW
IF YOU’RE [bleep] WITH ME AT THIS POINT OR WHAT… BUT I DON’T WANNA…
SMACK A [bleep] NO MORE. – [exaggerated laughter]
WHERE YOU GOING THEN? OKAY, FORFEIT. FORFEIT, [bleep], I WIN!
I WIN FRONT HAND, BACK HAND! OKAY.
ME AND YOU. [bleep], ME AND YOU.
ME AND YOU. HMM?
BACK HAND. AH!

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