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6:22 Kevin commenting on the 99 cent Boston butt whole "by the pound hunh?" I think Jay missed that.
spellcheck put an end to funny stuff like this
3:23 Many Attachments rofl
More questions came up in Lorain County and in Wellington after that was printed haha.
0:36 Nowadays, there are people who can't tell if they themselves are a man or a woman.
im thinking…a bottle rocket enema….look back. i thought jay would make the connection…..
My belly aches from laughter. Unfortunately today Leno wouldn't be able to say some of the things he said here
I like Jay . I like Headlines. But, none were Headlines. Personals and Ads. Did I miss something?
Ejaculate inside and out
That was a really good episode! Had me laughing!
This one has some real beauts LOL!!!!!!!!
I am peeing my pants! Best Headlines ever.
The "Best before" one is translated to "Best Before- Best Before This Date". So it's just the same as the english version only better said!
I've never been disappointed by any of these segments.
Very funny. Loved especially the police report about the guy whose wife left him and he just wanted his wallet and keys back!
This one was SO FUNNY! How funny was it? I have tears running down my cheeks! Don't miss this one. 😂😂
JAY'S DELIVERY AND TIMING ARE THE BEST…PEEEECHES THE SECOND TIME.
I used to love watching this…
This is when late night was funny! Miss it
That's cheap butt whole.
Damn I miss watching this negga hella late. Which was 11:30pm. I was in like 7th grade. Miss those days before pc culture and social media.
Lmao this juan funny af
Singer sexing machine!!😂😂😂
4:37 The Chinese kanji literally translates to “Best before this date”
P E E C H E S
I miss Jay Leno, Kevin Eubanks, Ricky Minor, the Tonight Show Band, and Wally Wingert announcing the show.
oh damn xD
Laughter from 1 year of modern late night shows <<<<< laughter from 7 minutes of Jay Leno's headlines
Thanks so much for posting this! I'd forgotten how FUNNY Jay was on that show! I haven't watched it since he left.
Watching a video like this makes me so happy with the late night hosts we have now. (insert eye roll here).
i`d pay at least 5 bucks for a boston butt whole.
I miss Mr Lenos also. The late night today hosts are not funny, just looking to get applause, not laughs!
This was before SPELL CHECK??
Whenever Leno started one of these bits, I just wanted it to continue all night.
Oh stop! I am only half-way through and have tears streaming and my tummy hurts from LAUGHING so hard!Fantastic fun! 🙂 🙂
unlike 2days late nite I smiled through out this bit
So much of this humor wouldn't fly in 2019…
people make fun of Paris Hilton…and if she walks in your room butt naked wearing tennis shoes and carrying a dog leash asking you to play "puppy dog" ALL of you would goo on the spot begging for more. STFU?
Thank you for sharing! I have not laughed that long and hard in a while. My cheek bones hurt and tears came out of my eyes.
60 Starliner at 0:03!
I miss the real comedians.
How can anyone thumbs down headlines.
Boston butt whole..fucking priceless!
MOST GLOVES CAN BE DONE IN AROUND 30 MIN. BUT IF IT IS THE ENTIRE GLOVE YOU MAY NEED TO LEAVE IT OVER NIGHT. I HAVE 42+ YEARS OF FIXING BASEBALL GLOVES. CAN MAKE U A BELT WITH YOUR NAME ON IT OR MAKE A WALLET. I TOOK LESSONS AT TANDY LEATHER. CAN DO GLOVE RESTORATION AND ADD REJUVINATOR TO THE LEATHER. FREE ESTIMATES!!!!! CAN FIX HOCKEY GLOVES ALSO. WE ALSO NEED SUNDAY RECREATIONAL
I love this …miss those times
Wow, I never realized, until I startedwatching some of these clips, how much I miss Jay Leno!
Ahahahaha! I'll take "Things you can't say anymore" for $100! "Ok, how gay are these two?!" (@05:10) 🤣🤣🤣
I miss these. You cannot make this stuff up!
I don't know why, but Caca Cola seems like a shitty brand to me…
4:56–One of the soccer teams my kid plays on came in 4th! Out of 4 teams!
That’s the way they were saying it.
The "what's a millionaire" answer was exactly what the question deserved.
1:09 “You’re all stupid. See, they’re gonna be looking for army guys.”
The tank for livestock makes sense especially when you have a large herd on several hundreds or thousands of acres
I wish a network or cable channel would give Jay another late-night talk show, even if it was only 30 minutes long.
When men live together, they don't put the orange juice in a pitcher before they drink it…O.K.
Back when gays were a joke
Always enjoyed the Headlines – now THAT'S comedy!!!
These particular ones were hilarious. Headlines was an excellent segment, I wonder if Jay's idea or a writer…… good stuff
networks are snowflakes glad jay got out when he did
Jay didn't notice that the Winnebago (4.11) also came with an Engerator. Anyone know what one of those looks like?
I miss Jay Leno!
The meat should have been labeled Whole Boston Butt. I think the manufacturers were going for a laugh with that one…lol
3:07 spells peaches right at the top and then spells peeches at the bottom
I miss the Tonight Show/ Jay Leno HEADLINES days 😢.You would hear me Laugh from the other end of the house.😂
that Butt Whole 🙂
BRING BACK JAY LENO ON LATE NITE TV, GET RID OF THIS ASSHOLE SETH MEYERS, HE'S JUST A FUCKING PUPPET FOR THE LEFT WING RADICAL AGENDA, HE TOTALLY SUCKS. THEY ALL SUCK,
LmfaoRofFukin jay leno was the kingLmfao
I sent one into Jay Leno once, it was so cool to have him read it on the air.
I once got a DUI.from a iud
omg and yet another bait and switch,,, did he show the headline about paris hilton… nope.. just like the other one picturing michael jackson he did not show or talk about
I used to love watching these segments before going to bed on a school night, Friday was even better cause Conan was on after. I miss those days when late night was worth watching.
Flaming Anus has been known as Flaming Anus ever since.Try saying 'How gay are these two?!' on prime-time TV in 2019..
Jay was the king of late night television….Headlines were my favorite thing about Mondays. saw him live this year do some stand up comedy. He certainly still got it.
Folks in the audience are "dying" laughing. Haven't heard that on the Tonight show since Jay left.
I remember I would read the newspapers just to look for stuff like this! Then one day I found one, but I never mailed it in 🙁
That person laughing in the audience is so annoying
I remember when I looked forward to Mondays so i could watch Headlines on Leno. So sad that today, 2019, the host are to political and boring.
1:35 I'm dying 😀
Missed the Humor of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. 😂😂😂😂. ESPECIALLY watching Headlines. Nowadays. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert . Is not at all Funny. Used to watch it. But Simply lost interest. Bring back Leno!!!!
The best before with Chinese characters is even better when you know what it translates to, and that is literally says "Best Before this Date"!
Those "peeches" must be juicy. And the "necktarines" quite firm!
I was ROFLMAO at the "ejaculate inside" headline when I saw this on its original airing date.
made a joke about gay guys and made the "ok" sign with his hand both unacceptable in newspeak
So when does he get to the part where he attacks Trump?
4:11Boy, whoever screwed that up was a real jerkoff… 😂
I really miss Jay Leno. We won't ever see late night hosts just having fun with the audience and having some laughs. Everything is now infected with virtue signaling.
I want to turn my DUI into an IUD and send my kids eggs back to their mom and get my sperm back…
Why the squares?
Did I sleep through Paris Hilton comment
Flaming Anus……. the result of a heavy night on the curry………The ring of Fire.😂😂😂💕💕💕
:52 would apply these days
This skit is way better than ones these days like celebrities spitting water on eachother.
Love Jay Leno but Johnny Carson was the best.
Just wants his wallet & keys back….has me rolling. 😄
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