If Seinfeld Was on Social Media – Awkward Marketing Parody

If Seinfeld Was on Social Media – Awkward Marketing Parody


What’s the deal with social media? You go into a coffee shop – everyone’s
on their phone. They’re not talking to each other. You go to the barista, ask for a latte, he says – Can you wait a second? Hold on! I’m on social media. You know what he is, Jerry? He’s an unfollower. I don’t follow unfollowers. Have you ever noticed how the unfollowers
don’t follow many people? It’s a whole thing. You follow me just so you can unfollow me. Yada yada yada… They’re addicted to unfollowing! This is why George doesn’t do Instagram. Well maybe that’s because your audience
is too small for the swipe up feature. It’s not small! Do women know about shrinkage? Shrinkage? Like during a launch? It shrinks? Like a frightened turtle. Why does it shrink? It just does. I don’t know, my next launch, I’m sticking to Facebook. Facebook? Why don’t you just hang up a sign that says
“I love cat memes, fighting with my Uncle Leo about politics, and handing Zuckerberg
my money? Don’t get down on me about Facebook. It’s the only tried and true social platform. When the whole world’s burning down, you
know someone’s still gonna be posting about it on Facebook. Hey, look at this. C’mere. My video’s going viral on YouTube. GET OUT. (Pushes him) What is this? It’s a YouTube video about YouTube videos. Get it? Giddyup. Who needs a YouTube video about YouTube videos? It’s a story that must be told. Alright, guys. If we’re going to launch this thing, we need a social push. And this video isn’t helping. George, where will you be promoting? George only does Twitter. My Art Vandelay account got re-tweeted by
the President just last week. I’m sticking to Twitter. There goes half our audience. Fine. George, you take Twitter – but stop re-tweeting
re-tweets. Tweet once and end it. You can’t double dip the twit. I got YouTube. My bro marketing account is – taking off. Bro marketing? Like Tai Lopez? No, I mean like a bra for men. (BIP) It’s very popular with the over 50
crowd. Fine. You’ve got YouTube. Jerry, I know you said you’re Facebook only But I need your help on Instagram. It’s the same company, anyway. Can I have a few squares in your grid
next week? No, I’m sorry. I can’t spare it. You can’t spare it? I don’t need much. Just three squares will do it. Sorry, I don’t have a square to spare. Jesus, Jerry. You act like I’m asking you for soup. Don’t bring that up again. That’s it! That’s it! I can’t take it anymore! Facebook, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, TikTok – what the hell is TikTok?!? Don’t worry, George. I know a guy. He’s Brad’s friend, Bob Sacammano and
he’ll automate all your social media for only $50/month. I can’t believe I’m saying this but that’s
not a bad idea. Tell me about it.

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