Hollywood Headlines: Taylor Swift Crab-Walk

Hollywood Headlines: Taylor Swift Crab-Walk


BALL IS COOL. THANK YOU. YEAH. I’M CODY STARK. WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD HEADLINES. HERE IS THE WORD YOU ALWAYS LOVE TO HEAR. REBOOT. REBEL WILSON IS SET TO REBOOT TWO HOLLYWOOD CLASSICS. SHE SET TO PLAY IN A NEW TAKE IN THE COMEDY PRIVATE BENJAMIN. INTERESTED. SHE JUST SIGNED UP FOR A DIRTY ROTTEN SCOU NDRELS. I WANT A REMAKE OF SMOCKY AND THE BANDIT. JUST SAYING. BJ AND THE BEAR. I WILL BE THE BEAR. NEXT UP, STORIES ABOUT TWO PEOPLE YOU DON’T GET SICK OF HEARING ABOUT. TAYLOR SWIFT AND KANYE WEST. LET’S START WITH TAYLOR. SHE HAS QUITE AN INTERESTING WAY TO AVOID THE REPORTERS. WATCH THIS. THIS VIDEO OF HER LEAVING A GYM. SHE IS LEAVING THROUGH THE BACK AND WALKING SIDEWAYS SO THE PHOTOGRAPHERS CAN’T SNAP ANY PHOTOGRAPHS. THEY STILL CAN. YOU CAN. YOU CAN SEE HER FROM THE BACK. APPARENTLY SHE DOES THIS A LOT AND IS QUITE GOOD AT IT. SHE WAS SEEN WALKING BACKWARDS DOWN A HILL AFTER SEEING A PHOTOGRAPHER. SHE LATER EXPLAINED SHE WASN’T IN THE MOOD FOR A PHOTOGRAPH. IF WE COULD ONLY HAD SOMEONE — SUCH A BIG STAR IN THE STUDIO THAT WE COULD DO THAT. BIG STAR? BIG STAR PLEASE? YEAH. YEAH. AND SECURITY, SECURITY. I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. COME BACK. COME BACK THIS WAY. BACK TOWARD — WAIT. BACK I CAN SEE YOUR PROFILE. YEAH. HAVE YOU TO TURN BACK TOWARD US. SHE OKAY? SHE IS NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PHOTOGRAPHS. LIKE SHE JUST KIND OF WANDERED OFF FROM HOME. HAPPY WORK OUT. GOOD-BYE. NO MORE PICTURES. NO MORE. NOW TO ANOTHER STAR WHO LOVES THE REPORTERS. IT’S KANYE WEST. HE TOLD THE RADIO HE WOULD LOVE TO WORK WITH IKEA. YES. I SAID IKEA WANTS TO HANG WITH HIM. HE IS THIS HAVE — THEY HAVE RESPONDED WITH A PHOTOGRAPH AND DIAGRAM OF LIEUTENANTS — IT’S BED. THEY SAID WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN CREATE. WE COULD MAKE YOU FAMOUS. WE COULD MAKE YOU FAMOUS. THAT’S GOOD TROLLING. AND NOW –. I’M HAPPY FOR YOU. THANK YOU. NOW THE STORY EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT. ORLANDO BLOOM, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT HE WAS SPOTTED PADDLE BOARDING WHILE ON VACATION IN ITALY WITH KATY PERRY. HE REMEMBERED HIS PADDLE BUT FORGOT HIS PANTS. YEAH. THIS PHOTOGRAPH HAS BEEN FEAT EUROPEED. INCREDIBLE MAGAZINES ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE THE DAILY STAR AND THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS. MY SOURCES SAY THAT — THANK YOU HOLLYWOOD LIFE. THAT ORLANDO ENJOYS HIS BODY AND IS NOT ASHAMED TO SHOW IT TO THE WORLD. YEAH. APPARENTLY HE IS OFTEN TAKEN AND ENCOURAGES OTHERS TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODIES AS WELL. LIKE JASON. THOSE ARE YOUR HOLLYWOOD HEADLINES. WOW. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YEAH. HOLD ON. CRAB WALK. CRAB WALK.

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