High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

High Witness News – People Lie About Being High


AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES. AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTS OUT THERE. SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE PENS, PATCHES, YOU NAME IT THEY MAKE IT.
SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH THAT. WE WENT TO VENICE BEACH AND ASKED PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE MARIJUANA ENTHUSIASTS TO ■TRY SOMETHING CALLED THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE. NOW, USUALLY EDIBLES WILL TAKE A WHILE, ABOUT HALF AN HOUR TO KICK IN. WE TOLD THEM THIS ONE WORKS IN FIVE SECONDS. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS AN INCREDIBLE EDIBLE. WE MADE IT UP. IN FACT, WHAT WE GAVE THEM WAS JUST A RG PIECE OF CANDY WITH NO POT IN IT AT ALL. BUT DID THAT STOP THEM FROM FEELING IT IN FIVE SECONDS OR LESS? LET’S FIND OUT IN A NEW EDITION OF “HIGH WITNESS NEWS.” [ APPLAUSE ]>>WOULD YOU SAY YOU ENJOY MARIJ>>WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A NEW EDIBLE? IT’S CALLED THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE.
AND WHAT MAKES IT INCREDIBLE IS THAT IT IS AN INSTANT HIGH.>>OKAY.>>ENTERS THE BLOODSTREAM RIGHT AWAY AND YOU FEEL SOMETHING IN ABOUT FIVE SECONDS.>>DAMN. ALL RIGHT.
>>WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT?>>YEAH.>>SO JUST POP THAT IN. I’LL COUNT YOU DOWN. AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU’RE FEELING.
SO HERE WE GO. ONE MARIJUANA. TWO MARIJUANA. THREE MARIJUANA. FOUR MARIJUANA. FIVE MARIJUANA.>>OKAY. I LIKE IT. I LIKE THE HIGH.>>HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THE HIGH?>>YOU KNOW, A LITTLE WAVY. A LITTLE WAVY.>>SO YOU’RE FEELING SOMETHING?>>MM-HMM.>>IT’S DEFINITELY MORE OF A BODY HIGH. JUST RELAXING. I CAN FEEL MY SHOULDERS. RELAX A LITTLE BIT AND JUST GENERALLY ALLOWS ME TO BREATHE A LITTLE MORE FREELY. IT’S, YEAH, PRETTY STRONG.>>WHAT IS THAT? IT’S SUBLINGUAL. SO IT’S JUST LIKE DISSOLVING –>>IT’S GOT A LOT WORKING, A LOT NOT WORKING, A LOT OF ACTIVE AND INACTIVE INGREDIENTS WORKING TOGETHER.
>>I’M DEFINITELY FADED.>>IT’S ACTUALLY WORKING XWIK QUICKLY.
JUST LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD. I USUALLY GET A 30-MINUTE RESPONSE FROM AN EDIBLE. I CAN FEEL THIS GOING.>>PRETTY IMMEDIATE.>>YEAH. IT GOES RIGHT IN.>>IT HAS A VERY NORMALIZING EFFECT.>>AND I CAN GET THAT TREMOR TO SLOW DOWN TO THIS THAT QUICKLY, YOU’VE GOT MY BUSINESS.>>I JUST KIND OF FEEL INSTANTLY RELAXED.
LIKE I JUST CAME IN PERSPECTIVE A LITTLE MORE. I CAN SEE THE BEACH BEHIND YOU. LOOKS NICE.>>MIGHT TAKE LITTLE LONGER FOR ME. BECAUSE I SMOKE A [ BLEEP ] LOAD A WEED. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MAN, I FEEL SOMETHING. FEEL PRETTY GOOD.>>THESE ARE STRONG. I FEEL THE SALIVA COMING OUT OF THE SIDE OF MY MOUTH.>>YOU CAN HARDLY TASTE THE THC IN HERE.>>IT’S ALMOST NON-EXISTENT.>>YEAH, YOU CAN’T EVEN TASTE IT.
>>NOW, HOW HIGH WERE YOU BEFORE YOU TRIED IT?>>I OH, I DIDN’T SMOKE AT ALL. I WORK AT A WE’D –>>HOW DOES IT COMPARE TO THE ED IBL IBLES AT YOUR WE’D SHOP?>>IT’S BETTER.>>I’M NOT BULL [ BLEEP ]. I’M NOT JUST SAYING THAT. EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, BRO.>>DIDN’T YOUR PARENTS NEVER TELL YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER?>>ACTUALLY, YEAH, MANY TIMES.>>THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT’S ALL YOU JUST TOOK FROM A STRANGER.>>DRUGS, RIGHT? CANDY. OH, REALLY? SO I’M NOT EVEN HIGH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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