Headlines: A Harry Potter Parody (Originally Blank Space)

Headlines: A Harry Potter Parody (Originally Blank Space)


Nice to see you, how’ve things been? Oh I know you’re the Boy Who Lived Magic, Hogwarts, hero, win Saw you here and we said Oh Merlin, look at that bolt You already beat Lord Voldemort You’re famous, whaddya say? Dress robes, wand steady You’re the boy who killed You-Know-Who Sneak in Hogwarts, I’m ready And I hear so much about you So hey, talk to me What’s the deal with the Ministry? Grab my parchment and my quill I will make the good guys bad for the paper So you say the Dark Lord’s back But the Prophet won’t believe you He has a plan to attack Boy what you say just can’t be true You’re a pawn of Dumbledore We know that he’s insane ‘Cause he thinks there’ll be a war But Voldie is slain ‘Cause you’re young and unstable We’ll push you way too far We’ll give you labels With your lightning bolt scar They say you’re the Chosen One So why do you always run ‘Cause you’re in the headlines, Harry Headlines everyday Portkeys, Cedric’s dead Why do you claim Lord Voldemort’s back? A duel with you, and he fled You’re a liar he wouldn’t leave You’re The Boy Who Lived? I think more like The Boy Who Lied Tell me now, how Cedric died? Oh, no Scheming, lying, made-up wars I can show the whole world your plan Harry Potter has a scar That lightning bolt is where this all began when You-Know-Who tried to kill your parents and you But you survived, so talk to me ‘Cause I’m a reporter dressed like a beetle So you say the Dark Lord’s back But the Prophet won’t believe you He has a plan to attack Boy what you say is not true You’re a pawn of Dumbledore We know that he’s insane ‘Cause he thinks there’ll be a war But Voldie is slain ‘Cause you’re young and unstable We’ll push you way too far We’ll give you labels With your lightning bolt scar They say you’re the Chosen One So why do you always run ‘Cause you’re in the headlines, Harry Headlines everyday Fans only want news if it’s gossip So why don’t you, why don’t you tell me Fans only want news if it’s gossip So why don’t you, why don’t you tell me So you say the Dark Lord’s back But the Prophet won’t believe you He has a plan to attack Boy what you say just can’t be true You’re a pawn of Dumbledore We know that he’s insane ‘Cause he thinks there’ll be a war But Voldie is slain ‘Cause you’re young and unstable We’ll push you way too far We’ll give you labels With your lightning bolt scar They say you’re the Chosen One So why do you always run ‘Cause you’re in the headlines, Harry Headlines everyday

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