Gutfeld: The side that’s having the most fun tends to win

Gutfeld: The side that’s having the most fun tends to win


YOU NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT.>>LOOKS LIKE A TIRED CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND JOE BIDEN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST EXHAUSTED. I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM BUT HE LOOKS EXHAUSTED. HE DOESN’T DO ANY WORK.>>QUINNIPIAC SAYS SANDERS, BIDEN, WARREN, PETE BUTTIGIEG WILL BEAT YOU?>>THEY HAD ME LOSING TEXAS TO POCAHONTAS, I’M NOT LOSING TEXAS TO ANYBODY?>>SO MUCH FUN TO READ IT IN SPANISH. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>HIS NAME IS GEORGE WASHINGTON.>>GEORGE IS AT 100% IS NO WAY I’M GOING TO GET THERE NO MATTER WHAT I TELL YOU.>>OH, MAN, WHAT ABOUT THE WALL? IS IT MOVING ALONG?>>THE WALL IS MOVING ALONG, IT’S MOVING ALONG RAPIDLY. IT’S BEAUTIFUL, STRONGER, BIGGER, BETTER AND CHEAPER, SOMETIMES WHEN THEY DON’T GIVE YOU THE MONEY, YOU TO MAKE IT CHEAPER.>>IT’S TRUE, DO WE HAVE TO PAY?>>YOU PAY FOR THE VERY DISTINCT PRIVILEGE OF NOT HAVING TO PAY, BUT YOU HAD TO PAY A LOT. NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY ANYMORE.>>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT. [LAUGHTER]>>BUT I ASK, DO YOU NEED A MAGIC WAND?>>YOU NEED A MAGIC WAND TO BRING BACK MANUFACTURING, WELL, WE WILL TELL SLEEPY JOE THAT WE FOUND THE MAGIC WAND.>>AT LEAST HE HAS BRILLIANT TALENTED CAMPAIGN PEOPLE.>>WE HAVE A LOT OF BRILLIANT BRILLIANT-TALENT CAMPAIGN PEOPLE, THEY COST A FORTUNE AND THEY NEVER GIVE ME ANY IDEAS, I’M ONLY KIDDING.>>YOU KNOW HE’S NOT KIDDING, IT MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT COUNTRY YOU’RE IN.>>MAGA, MAGA, WE ARE IN MAGA COUNTRY I CAN TELL YOU.>>I CAN TELL YOU MAGA IS NO LONGER THE MOTTO, IT’S KEEP AMERICA GREAT. SEE THE FIRST MOTTO MAGA SAID IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE, THE NEW ONE SAYS LET’S PRESERVE WHAT WE’VE CHANGED. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE SLOGAN FOR HIS THIRD TERM. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]>>ANYWAY, THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE, PEOPLE, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. BUT AS HE THROWS HIS FIRST POLITICAL TAILGATE THE ORLANDO PAPER PULLED FIRST TWO AND ANTIENDORSEMENT OF TRUMP EVEN BEFORE THE DEMS HAVE A NOMINEE, MEANING THEY HATE TRUMP SO MUCH THE DEMS COULD NOT NOMINATE A ZOMBIE RACCOON AND GO WITH ZOMBIE RACCOON, BUT ENOUGH OF BERNIE SANDERS, I STILL THINK IT’S INFANTILE MUCH LIKE CNN AFTER BEING INSULTED AT THE RALLY ACTUALLY SHUT THEIR COVERAGE DOWN, PROVING HOW EMOTIONAL THEY REALLY ARE, I’M SURPRISE THEY DIDN’T SAY SAY I HATE ALL OF YOU AND RAN UPSTAIRS AND CLOSED THE DOOR SOBBING INTO A PILLOW, AT LEAST THEY PROVIDED COVERAGE FOR CREEPY STUFF.>>THE ACADEMIC DEFINITION OF CONCENTRATION CAMPS ARE TARGETING A COMMUNITY AND PUTTING THEM IN DETENTION CAMPS WITHOUT A TRIAL. THAT’S WHAT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS DOING.>>AND THE GENOCIDE OF THE JEWS, YES.>>SO AS ONE SIDE CELEBRATES A COUNTRY, THE OTHER FLOATS IN AN IMPERVIOUS IDIOTIC BUBBLE INSULTING HOLOCAUST VICTIMS AND JUSTIFYING WITH LAME SEMANTICS, AGAIN, THE CONTRAST, THIS IS TRUMP. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>CRAZY GROUP AND THIS IS THE CRITICS. [LAUGHTER]>>YOU CAN DO IT. NOW, I’M BAD AT PREDICTING THINGS BUT THE SIDE HAVING MOST FUN USUALLY WIN, ON THE REPUBLICAN SIDE IT’S FUN AND ON THE DEMOCRATS IT’S A FUNK, DEEP SMALL SMELLY BOTTOM OF THE HAMPER FUNK, YOU KNOW WHERE THE SOCKS HAVE GONE STIFF. EVERY CANDIDATE STAKING OUT THE GLOOMIEST VISION OF THE COUNTRY, THANK HEAVEN TRUMP WILL BE LIVE-TWEETING THE DEBATE. HOW OFTEN IS THAT? PEOPLE WON’T BE WATCHING THE DEBATES, THEY’LL BE WATCHING HIM WATCHING DEBATES. IF SOMEONE CAN MAKE AMY KLOBUCHAR INTERESTING IT’S TRUMP AND HIS TWEET MACHINE. [LAUGHTER] HARD TO SEE HOW SPECIAL IT IS WHEN YOU’RE IN IT, ONE OF THOSE TIMES THAT CAN BE REVEALED BACK AT IT DECADES FROM NOW. LUCKY FOR YOU I TOOK THE TIME MACHINE IN THE FUTURE AND FOUND THE PERFECT PRODUCT.>>I OWN TOM, DO YOU FORGET IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, WELL, I’M THRILLED TO SHARE WITH YOU A COLLECTION OF NO OTHER.>>I WON’T TALK ABOUT JEB BUSH, I WILL NOT SAY, I WILL NOT SAY HE’S LOW ENERGY, I WILL NOT SAY IT. I WILL NOT SAY IT.>>NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER UNFORGETTABLE TRUMP HITS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE MUST-HAVE SELECTION. STAR UNICORN ENTERTAINMENT AND GREG PRESENT THE BEST OF TRUMP.>>WE WILL BUILD THE WALL. AND WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL?>>BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE MY COHOST KAT KEMF.>>YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE WITH TITANIC 17, JACK’S REVENGE, BUT TODAY I’M EXCITED TO LOOK BACK ON THE VOICE THAT DEFINED AN ERA.>>DONALD SUPPORTED THE INVASION OF IRAQ.>>WRONG.>>THAT’S ABSOLUTELY PROVED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.>>WRONG.>>HE ACTUALLY->>THE BEST OF TRUMP IS GREAT SO WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER.>>LIKE ME IF YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS.>>I’M OFFICIALLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND WE ARE GOING TO MAKE OUR COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN.>>THIS COLLECTION BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES LIKE BEFORE MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR GERALDO.>>THAT’S RIGHT, TOM, WITH MORE THAN 47,000 HOURS OF CONTENT YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED BACK TO ALL THE MOST ICONIC MOMENTS, UNTOLD.>>LET ME RUN THE COUNTRY AND YOU RUN CNN AND IF YOU DID IT WELL YOUR RATINGS –>>BEFORE IF YOU WANTED THIS MUCH TRUMP, YOU’D HAVE TO WATCH THE NEWS 24/7 AND IGNORE YOUR FAMILY COMPLETELY.>>DON’T I KNOW IT, KAT. MY SON STILL WON’T TALK TO ME BUT NOW I CAN GET THE GREATEST TRUMP MOMENTS ALL IN ONE PLACE, WHENEVER I WANT I CAN SEE CLASSICS LIKE GET HIM OUT OF HERE.>>GET HIM OUT OF HERE, PLEASE, GET HIM OUT, OUT. OUT, GO HOME TO MOMMY.>>HOW WAS YOUR NAP, KAT?>>GREAT, TOM. EVERY CLIP TELLS A GREAT STORY.>>THAT’S RIGHT. WHO COULD FORGET BING, BING, BONG, BING, BING.>>BING, BING, BONG, BONG, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?>>YOU WON’T FIND THIS COLLECTION ON CNN?>>YOU’RE TELLING ME, DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE’S NICK?>>NICK, STAND UP. [APPLAUSE]>>COME HERE.>>GET UP HERE, NICK.>>ORDER TRUMP HITS TODAY, CALL ANY TIME WITHIN THE NEXT 4 YEARS AND YOU’LL LIMITED EDITION LOCK OF THE PRESIDENT’S HAIR, NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE. TRUMP HITS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUEST, HAS MORE GUTS THAN BELLY CONTEST, TECHNICIAN STAFF SERGEANT JOYE JOE. HIS COMEDY SPECIAL I’VE GOT THE HOUSE NOW STREAMING EVERYWHERE, JIM FLORENTINE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>HER GLASSES ARE THICK BUT PART OF HER STICK, KAT TEMPF.>>HE’S A SHOPLIFTER HE CAN ACTUALLY LIFT AN ENTIRE SHOP, SIDEKICK AND HOST OF ENOUGH SAID, TYRUS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>JOE, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE CAMPAIGN KICKOFF?>>WELL, I LOVE THE VIDEO, BY THE WAY. CAT JUMPING.>>STOP, STOP.>>HE’S COOL WITH IT. [LAUGHTER]>>I’M A BIT OF ONE-TRICK PONY OVER HERE. [LAUGHTER]>>LISTEN, ARGUING WITH HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS OVER THE DEFINITION OF TRANCATION CAMP, IF I’VE REACHED THAT LEVEL OF MY POLITICAL CAREER, PUT A FORK WITH ME, I’M DONE, THAT LEVEL OF STUPIDITY DOESN’T HAVE ANY PLACE FOR AMERICAN POLITICS WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THE CONSPIRACY THEORIST. ANYWAY. [LAUGHTER]>>SHALL I STOP THERE?>>YEAH.>>I’M GOING TO GET MAD.>>WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF THE WEEK SO FAR?>>I THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT AND GOT CRITICISM BECAUSE HE WAS COMPLAINING THE FIRST HOUR, HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO COMPLAIN. THEY’VE BEEN ON HIM, DEMOCRATS WON’T WORK WITH THEM, MUELLER REPORT HANGING OVER HIS HEAD, MEDIA AGAINST HIM, MEDIA IS LIKE A NAGGING WIFE, THEY PICK AT HIM. LOOK AT THE WAY HE YAWN, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.>>LIKE A MAN WHO JUST GOT DIVORCED.>>EXACTLY. [LAUGHTER]>>THAT’S WHY MY COMEDY SPECIAL I GOT THE HOUSE.>>DID YOU GET THE HOUSE?>>YEAH.>>WAS IT A NICE HOUSE?>>YEAH. JUST CALL ME PETEY PRENUP. THE GUY IS AN ANIMAL. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>I KIND OF WANT YOU TO GET THE MOVIE THAT YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHICH YOU SAID WAS WAS TITANIC 14?>>17, JACK’S REVENGE. I’VE BEEN WRITING IT, YES.>>YOU MAKE AN EXCELLENT ELDERLY KAT TEMPF.>>THANK YOU.>>I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT AOC AND CONCENTRATION CAMP THING, THAT WAS SO STUPID I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE SO I WROTE A BUNCH OF ANALOGIES AND I COULDN’T FIND WHICH ONE WAS BEST SO I WILL SAYING ALL. THAT’S LIKE SAYING COLD HAVING A CANCER AND PHONE DYING IS LIKE YOUR MOM DYING, THAT’S LIKE SAYING THAT WEARING A TIE THAT’S TOO TIGHT IS LIKE BEING BEHEADED, THAT’S LIKE SAYING THAT EATING HOT SOUP AND HAVING IT BURN YOUR MOUTH IS LIKE BEING BURNED ALIVE WHILE EATING HOT SOUP.>>INTERESTING.>>AND THAT’S LIKE SAYING BREAKING A FINGERNAIL IS AS BAD AS HAVING A NAIL IN YOUR FINGER. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>I DON’T KNOW — I DIDN’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO PICK SO THEY ALL MADE THE AIR.>>YES, TYRUS.>>I THINK THAT’S ACCURATE BECAUSE THERE WERE NO ONE-SENTENCE TO DESCRIBE THE MORONICNESS OF WHAT SHE SAID.>>RIGHT.>>SOMEBODY BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE, TRIPS AND FALSE AND BREAKS THEIR NECK AND YOU GO TO JAIL FOR MURDER BECAUSE THAT’S KIND OF THE SAME THING. [APPLAUSE]>>TRUMP HAD A BIG WEEK, KICKED IT OFF AND WE DIDN’T SEE ANY DEMOCRATS AGAIN, LIKE IT WAS ONCE HE GOT ON THE NEWS, THE ONLY THING WE HAD GOING ON WAS THEY ARE REALLY MAD AT JOE BIDEN FOR TELLING HOW IT IS.>>YEAH.>>CORY BOOKER WAS MAD AT JOE BECAUSE JOE TOLD THE TRUTH OF ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN HISTORIC EVENT, NOT SOMETHING HE MADE UP ON TWITTER. CORY BOOKER IS FUNNY TO ME, I’M ALL FOR CIVIL RIGHTS AND FIGHTING FOR OUR STUFF BUT GOING AFTER JOE BIDEN, HE LED THE LEGISLATION, EVERYBODY KNOW THAT LYNCH MOB IS A CRIME. IT’S OFFICIALLY A CRIME.

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100 thoughts on “Gutfeld: The side that’s having the most fun tends to win”

  • Donald J Trump is the Antichrist and all who follows the Antichrist are minions for Satan. F*** Fox News and f*** all Republicans see you in hell

  • Ironjaytrain2003 says:

    People aren’t gonna accept that the Holocaust was actually done by a group that is running a specific
    “State”.

  • I think its ridiculous that one branch of the federal government has term limits and the other 2 just keep on mooching until they are vegetables. Which is what half of Congress is. Term limits for all!

  • Trump is targeting a community of *CRIMINALS*… nothing is similar to concentration camps of the NSDAP or Socialist regimes around the world

  • Dominic Giorgi says:

    Joe the crypt keeper Biden. No that's not right i shouldn't insult the crypt keeper. Creepy Joe Sleepy & Creepy Joe Biden.

  • C is for Chris says:

    I don’t watch Gutfield but wow this guy is better off sitting next to some of the other Leftist late night talk show hosts. Well what can you say when Disney bought out Fox.

  • WOW. I love being a trump supporter 👍😀 it’s actually great fun. I’d hate to be a demoncrat as they all look a bit depressed. Poor buggers

  • Barzing barzoo says:

    The Christopher Walken lion speech is so accurate it's not even fun and it's an awesome little clip to watch I suggest if you haven't seen it look it up Christopher Walken lion speech YouTube

  • I almost died laughing at that trump skit on the best of trump moments. Kat, never a better moment- you were so funny!!! well done

  • Well if trump keeps doing well maybe he might actually win an election because anywhere else in the world losing the popular vote by 3 million votes would lose you the election

  • Andrew Thomas says:

    Here in the UK us brexiteers are having a ball 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • Deniese Henson says:

    Concentration camps…lol. These people are not political prisoners, forced labor nor awaiting execution. So no, they are not in concentration camps. aoc…..left out the most important part of the definition. She gave the left, socialist version.

  • davidlott2000 says:

    i used to go to Tijuana for the donkey show for entertainment until i found out the real donkey show is on capital hill it cost a lot more but one show seems to last forever endless supply of clowns ops! i meant donkeys

  • OMG people do you really think that Jerry Springer here is giving you actual news? This is entertainment folks, and worse than Jon Stewart.

  • Donald P. Baty says:

    Trump: "You have to pay to not pay." Me: My daughter was homeless and had to pay $700/yr, because she could not afford to buy medical Ins., under Obama Care rules. Trump stopped that scam.

  • OMG Greg, i want a FOREVER TRUMP CD
    that is a riot. I was 1/2 asleep & woke myself laughing. Where do you get this insane ideas, Oh thats it, i need get insane.

  • President Trump's great at everything but as he, we need to thank the Lord, not only for us but Trump's letting the Lord govern him and his thoughts to run the country, thank you Jesus😉🙃, compared to the last Presidents since Regan, we really needed Trump in more ways then we thought, still, thank you Lord

  • willard fillmore says:

    His speech was just fantastic man..I truly believe he was a time traveler.. I really do..!! Food for thought..!!!

  • Bill Daniels says:

    These idiot don't even know what a conchintration camp was and the treatment of those that were there if they did it would shame them if they have any at all dignity

  • Dr. David Banner F.E.S. says:

    "Let's just get this straight you..you …Nazis…I bet every single one of you hate Unicorns…and they haven't done anything to you…Plus.. they..they.. are technically a Winged Pegasus and can Fly Over Walls…so there!" — Democrats.

  • Dr. David Banner F.E.S. says:

    "Beloved Drag Queen Sparkles — Accused of being a Pedophile by Racist County Court Clerks and Records Division. The poor girl wasn't even allowed to come back for the next Drag Queen book reading at the Local Library. One kid was quoted saying "Sparkles was awesome…we would dance, and do the Hokie Pokie together." It's obvious this was Racist against Drag Queens…all of those Pedophile charges were when Richard wasn't fully Transitioned anyways..it's just sickening they would even bring them up." — Democrats.

  • Dr. David Banner F.E.S. says:

    "If you put us into those detention centers with those stupid shiny crackly blanket thingys…..I'm telling you right now…we won't use them. Those are a symbol of America and very very racist. They make us feel like we aren't at home with Papi and Papita and Maria me hermosa…and don't think we don't what you are trying to pull with all of the free tortillas and rice and beans and stuff either….We KNOW that is Racist….my friend said they don't taste nothing like the ones from back home. So I'm warning the Americans right NOW….No silver blankets….No Rice and Beans….We have had enough….and enough is enough…did you hear me you Racist White People? Huh? I said did you hear me? When i come over there I want blankets like my Madre' makes, and none of those refried beans in the can either…Es no paco bueno comida…Did you get that stupid Americans? No…because you can't speak Spanish can you? That's what I thought….That's because you are RACIST!!!" — The United Illegal Immigrants of Mexico.

  • Dr. David Banner F.E.S. says:

    "Es no paco bueno comida" — "Tu estas silver crakle un pinche blanket" Border Officials report today the The United Illegal Immigrants of Mexico will soon be knitting a wall of their own with those "Silver crackle un pinche Blankets", and using the "Es no paco bueno comida" cans of refried beans to Fortify It.

    U.I.I.M. Spokesperson earlier today said the following: "We are sick and tired of those blankets and the beans…The situation is clear now. Unless America gives us each $500 in cash and a Bus Ticket to any State we choose….We will build our own wall right here with those blankets and those cans of beans. And we mean it. This will be the last time we warn the Immigration Authorities. Thank You."

  • That little ocaso Cortez chick is as dumb as a box of rocks. I think all of these radicalized democrats are going to start lying just to get votes!!

  • GKproductionsHQ says:

    It's happening all over again.  All these polls and news outlets saying "so and so" is ahead of Trump and getting all the Dem's hopes up.  But in 2020, these clips will likely makeup the Trump Victory Reaction video 2020 with all the tears and screaming.

  • Rita Seifridsberger says:

    Gee… that transformation from American to socialism was not easy, wow… It was like giving birth, right down painful . NOT…
    🇺🇸 Trump 2020 🇺🇸

  • So I Googled the academic definition:

    Concentration Camp: "A type of prison where large numbers of people who are not soldiers are kept during a war and are usually forced to live in very bad conditions."

  • These polls are hilarious, I seriously don't see how Trump loses in 2020. With the amount of enthusiasm on the Right, and support among Republicans at records numbers, I could see him getting 70M + votes.

  • Americans have killed comedy. When everything is about politics its no longer comedy, just moronic yes men attemptimg to control the minds of the masses!

    Wake up America! Youre being scammed and your too blind to see it!

  • There is more to life than politics!

    The United States is not the government, its about its people! When our Gov is defunct and can longer mislead the people, it results to desperate measures to control us all. They have lost there way and forgotten why they are there in the first place. Its time for We the people to set these criminals straight and hold them all accountable for stealing from the American people! The game is up. Get ready!

  • This had to be the worst attempt at comedy I've ever seen. I'm sure the laughter during the Trump clips was added in later. When are people going to learn politics and comedy are better when kept seperate.

  • Joseph Patton says:

    That cute little kitty that missed the couch is white, and 50% chance of being male, so he is an evil racist.

  • Sparky Runner says:

    Thank God Kat is NOT my girlfriend ! She would have me laughing all the time an NOTHING would be accomplished for the good of the nation for national security reasons!!!!

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