Gutfeld on Cuomo’s Trump aging conspiracy

Gutfeld on Cuomo’s Trump aging conspiracy


♪ ♪>>Greg: ONCE THE FACE OF HARD NEWS, CNN IS THE OF AMERICA’S JOKES. THE LATEST AUDIO, CHRIS CUOMO CONSPIRES OVER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S APPEARANCE. YES, HE LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME SINCE HE BECAME PRESIDENT AND THAT CAN’T BE GOOD.>>LOOK AT PRESIDENTS WHEN THEY COME IN AND WHEN THEY LEAVE. I MEAN, COME ON. CLINTON’S HAIR. GEORGE W. BUSH LOOKS LIKE HE GOT A BEAT DOWN. OBAMA LOOKS LIKE HIS OWN GRANDFATHER. LOOK. THIS IS A VERY HARD JOB BECAUSE OF THE STRESS THEY CARRY WITH THEM. NOW LOOK AT THIS PRESIDENT. IT’S BEEN ALMOST THREE YEARS SINCE TRUMP WON THE PRESIDENCY. HE LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. HIS HAIR, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON BUT HE MAY DO THINGS PRESIDENTS IN THE PAST HAVE BEEN DONE TO AUGMENT THEIR PHYSICAL REALITY. BUT IT COULD ALSO BE THAT HE DOESN’T CARE THE WAY OTHERS HAVE.>>Greg: ONLY ON THE CLONE NEWS NETWORK AND AN ANCHOR WONDER IF THE PRESIDENT IS AUGMENTING HIS PHYSICAL REALITY. IN OTHER WORDS, WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN? SINCE THEY RUN OUT OF WAYS TO SAY TRUMP IS CRAZY, THEY HAVE MOVED ON TO SAY HE SOMEHOW MAGICALLY STOP THE AGING PROCESS. MPI WOULD LEAVE THE PARANORMAL ANALYSIS TO EXPERTS IN CROP CIRCLES. YOU HAVE TO WONDER HOW MUCH CNN PAYS FOR THIS POLITICAL ANALYSIS.>>I AM THE CHOSEN ONE HE SAYS, AFTER THE PRESIDENT REACH WEEDED OF CONSPIRACY THEORIST RADIO HOST WHO SAID HE’S LIKE THE SECOND COMING. WHAT DO YOU MAKE ALL THIS? [LAUGHTER]>>Sandra: I THINK MAYBE HIS MOMMY SHOULD’VE TOLD HIM SHE LOVED HIM A LITTLE BIT MORE. IT’S HARD TO KNOW.>>Greg: HARD TO KNOW. SOMEONE HAS A FUTURE IN ONLINE PSYCHOLOGY. TELL US WHY CHRIS CUOMO IS SO ANGRY. TALK ABOUT NEVER AGING, SHE LOOKS GREAT. ONLY CNN COULD FRAME NOT AGING IS A BAD THING. IMAGINE TRUMP WAS SHOWING HIS AGE. CUOMO WOULD SAY THE JOB WAS WEARING HIM DOWN SO MUCH. SERIOUS THREAT TO SURVIVAL OF OUR REPUBLIC. TRUMP LOOKS THE SAME AS HE DID ONE TOOK OFFICE. TOO BAD YOU CAN’T SAY THE SAME FOR CNN.>>Jesse: CUOMO TOAST. IT’S A GOOD ONE.>>Greg: IS IT? I WILL KEEP IT. [LAUGHTER]>>Jesse: GREG, IF YOU ARE MARRIED TO MELANIA, YOU WOULD PROBABLY HAVE THAT YOUTHFUL LOOK TOO.>>Greg: ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT MY WIFE?>>Jesse: NO! YOU LOOK GREAT. MAYBE IT’S THE PEACE AND PROSPERITY GLOW. THERE’S NO WARS, NO RECESSION. NOT AGING HIM THAT BAD. YOU DON’T REALLY SEE THE DIFFERENCE. TRUMP 2016 AND TRUMP 2024, YOU COULD DO A DO A SIDE BY SIDE.>>Greg: THE BEGINNING OF HIS THIRD TERM.>>Jesse: EXACTLY. WHEN TRUMP WAKES UP IN THE MORNING, HE DOESN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE DAY BEFORE BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LET ANXIETY AND NEGATIVITY WAY DOWN THE WAY AND ALL-PRO NFL QUARTERBACK, THAT’S HOW THEY SCOUT THESE GUYS. YOU WANT A GUY WHO GETS BURNED FOR A 50-YARD PASS ON THE NEXT SNAP HE IS STILL UP THERE WITH SWAGGER, FORGOT ABOUT THE LAST PLAN IS STILL TALKING TRASH AND THAT IS DONALD TRUMP.>>Juan: UNLIKE GLORIA, YOU SHOULD GET AN AWARD FOR ANALYSIS. TRUMP GETS BURNED ON EVERY PLAY. DOESN’T SEEM TO MATTER. THEN WHEN HE GETS EMBARRASSED AND THE MEDIA REPORTS, YOU SAY THE MEDIA IS TERRIBLE. WHY ARE THEY SAYING THAT HE TALKED ABOUT GREENLAND AND THEN SAID WHY WOULD ANYBODY CALL THAT ABSURD, BUYING GREENLAND.>>Greg: TRUMAN. TRUMAN, IT WAS A DEMOCRAT IDEA.>>Juan: THERE’S NO RECESSION. THE ECONOMY IS GREAT. TAX CUTS AND JEROME POWELL, CUT RATES?>>Judge Jeanine: THE AMAZING PART IS THEY WOULD RATHER HAVE THE PRESIDENT ACT LIKE MUELLER WHO DOESN’T REMEMBER OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT HE WAS WORKING ON FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, OR JOE BIDEN WHO DOESN’T OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH AND FACT. THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT. IF SOMEONE IS A CERTAIN AGE, THEY SHOULD JUST BE STUPID? HERE’S THE BOTTOM LINE. 800 POINTS, EVERYBODY WENT NUTS. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT’S THE ANIMAL INSTINCT THAT DECIDES HOW WE GO FORWARD IN THE ECONOMY. 800 POINTS. WE CAME BACK IMMEDIATELY. ALL RIGHT, SO EVERYTHING IS FINE IN TERMS OF THE ECONOMY, IN TERMS OF OUR BEING SAFE. THEY JUST WANT TO BE CRAZY. HE’S NOT. HE’S USED DISTRESS. HE’S NOT A POLITICIAN. HE DIDN’T COME UP THE EASY WAY THEY READ THE REST OF THEM DEAD.>>Sandra: HE DOESN’T DRINK, HE DOESN’T SMOKE.>>Greg: YES. THAT’S THE POINT. EVERYBODY WHO I KNOW WHO DOESN’T DRINK HAS TOO MUCH ENERGY FOR M ME.>>Sandra: AND THAT’S A LIE.>>Greg: MY FRIENDS WHO DON’T DRINK, THEY ARE OVERPOWERING WITH ENERGY.>>Juan: HIS PROBLEM HE DOESN’T SLEEP EITHER. HE’S TWEETING.>>Jesse: HE’S WORKING FOR US, JUAN. EVEN YOU.>>Judge Jeanine: DOESN’T NEED TO DO IT, THAT’S THE BIG POINT. HE DOESN’T NEED TO BE PRESIDENT. HE COULD BE PLAYING GOLF.>>Greg: SANDRA, YOU RAISED A GOOD POINT. DO YOU THINK IF HE WERE A WOMAN, LIKE A KIND OF DID WITH GLORIA>>Sandra: I DON’T KNOW HOW IT’S RELEVANT TO THE PERFORMANCE ON THE WORK HE’S DOING. THE THOUGHT HAS CROSSED MY MIND, HE — YOU GO BACK TO THE BUSH AND OBAMA YEARS, PRESIDENTS DO AGE. FOR FUN FOR THE SEGMENT, I LOOKED AT THE OPRAH INTERVIEW IN 1988. HE HASN’T CHANGED MUCH AT ALL. HIS PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.>>Jesse: THE DOCTOR’S NOTE? THE HEALTHIEST MAN ON EARTH? DOCTOR’S ORDERS. YOU’VE GOT TO LISTEN TO MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS.>>Greg: THERE IS A DECADE WHERE YOU TEND TO AGE. OBAMA, IT’S WHEN YOU GO GRAY. THE SAME TIME HE WAS PRESIDENT. IT WASN’T LIKE IT WAS THE PRESIDENCY.>>Juan: GREGORY, I HAVE AN IDEA. REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS THAT CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT THE WIFE, THAT IT WAS NOT MELANIA BUT A BODY DOUBLE? I THINK MADAME TUSSAUDS HAS PROVIDED A BODY DOUBLE FOR TRUMP.>>Greg: I WILL SAY CUOMO IS

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100 thoughts on “Gutfeld on Cuomo’s Trump aging conspiracy”

  • If I was the producer I would be afraid to put the judge next to the black guy. I can’t remember his name but I don’t think the judge can tolerate stupidity. I also forget her name

  • Jesus Balderrama says:

    The three past presidents are all mineral deficient mainly in copper they all have varicose veins and most definitely have hemorrhoids .

  • Trump is a duck, everything rolls off his top, paddling like hell underneath.
    Greg, lefts gonna come after you for that 3rd term comment…. 😂😅🤣

  • Cuomotos aka Prissy Chrissy alfredo Qusicumoto must be related to jimi Comeytos? The Leaker, and Clit-tongues Butt Licker since 1996! Does SNL write Spawn Swilliams scripts? Tweeting keeps President Trump young, that's why birds do it every morning.

  • They’ve gone insane! Not that it matters in the frigging least little bit, but those were pictures after four more years and Trump has only had four years. Such idiots!

  • Fredo Trump has nothing to worry about because he has MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. not like some of the losers I mean Presidents in the past . Obuma

  • robert lawrence says:

    Wait, Wait, a second Smuomo. I thought you weren't allowed to body shame anyone. Isn't that a leftist rule? Shame! Shame! Shame!

  • Cuomo has nothing to fault Trump about – so he’ll nit-pick anything to keep shaking it up. Only the low-informed person, who somehow listens to failing CNN, might buy into it…although totally phony. Just BS!

  • CNN compared Donald Trump's physical appearance after just two and a half years in office to that of Presidents who served EIGHT YEARS in office. Not even close being a fair comparison but this is what cnn does. They use skewed comparisons to push their hatred and bigotry of Donald Trump. This whole premise of this "comparison" is pathetic to begin with but when you have to fabricate such nonsense about someone to maintain your hatred of them it really shows just who the real problem is in this country.

  • Hey Fredo look at your stupid face it's the same stupid as last year the year before and it's the same stupid as it will always be next year the year etc ad nauseam

  • Nicholas Killian says:

    Trump should come out as Transgender so the democrats would either be forced to recognize him as the first female president or abandon their own social justice.

  • President Trump looks good because He can Sleep at Night knowing He is trying to Help ever American out there even the D.A. democrat leaders and their D.A. voters. The other Presidents were Lying and Cheating for 8 plus years so I too would look Old after trying to pretend I was being for the People.

  • Michael Belsey says:

    The three previous Presidents were 46, 54 and 47 when they took office. They were all about 8 years older in those photos. Those ages are typically when people start getting grey and look older. Trump was 70 when he took office and it's 3 years later? He won't be changing a lot for a bit now until he begins losing bone density and shrinking as the elderly do. It's like they can't help but talk about Trump even if they have nothing new to say.

  • Cumo is an idiot. Those before and after pics are 8 yrs in office. Trump hasnt been in office even 3 yrs yet. Btw he can afford to have a complete body over haul if he wants.. Trump unlike the last 3 presidents doesn't do drugs. Can't say that for those others. We know obozo n Clinton loved their cocaine n bush his pot that he didn't inhale lol

  • Michael C. Callahan says:

    less stress on a POTUS means less energy given to evil. Hard on a man to play 2 scripts. TRUMP IS A SINGLE MINDED MAN.
    THE BENIFIT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
    jaun go back and get more coffee and one ice tea, with lemon

  • Jesse, I don't remember anything from yesterday and I don't let it bother me either but I always thought it was just dementia.

  • Two things here:
    1–Comparatively, the photos of past presidents (before and after) were taken 8 years apart where as the photos of Trump are only 3 years apart. However, Trump looks the same because he lives off of stress. He has lived most of his adult live in the extremely competitive and stressful world of business, real-estate, and finance. The more stress he gets the better he looks and operates. So, Fredo, I don't think that he doesn't care, he just doesn't care about the media's opinions of him which the others have apparently lost sleep over.
    2–Trump said that statement in a joking manner as if to say that previous presidents were so incapable of negotiating a deal with China, that would be fair and in the best interest of America, that seemingly only one sent for God can do it. Yet, when Oprah Winfrey stood on a stage and asked a crowd (referring to Obama) "is he 'the one'?", no one gave it any thought. Some realized she was referring to him as a "messiah" figure and yet the media ignored it. This is another example of liberals having no sense of humor, sarcasm, and a classic cases of TDS.

  • I followed entire 2016 election watching CNN in India, and liked Trump and wanted him to win. CNN must be really bad at what they do. But this aging argument is a new low. India is so much better with it's news channel and political discourse.
    I'm following this us election cycle with Fox news.

  • Jared Childers says:

    All I could make out from Chris Fredo was "I'm smarttt. I'm not dumb like everybody says. I'm smarttt, and I want respect".

  • AmericaWeTrust 2015 says:

    fire and replace Juan. No one likes this Joker! Maybe put a 10 year old in this place should get about the same result

  • Trump is Not leaving until he has Served [ We The People ] for 8 years in The White House.
    Trump is making 🇺🇸 AMERICA Great Again.
    Trump has more work to do.

  • Is this one of those Trump pedophile supporter videos, or are there some here that actually have a brain and hate Trump as much as I do because he is a lieing pedophile?

  • Oh my gosh what an idiot…… You are running out of news or what?? Yes Mr. Trump is full of energy!!!! I can't believe what makes the news today. Cuomo is so ANGRY. Not aging is such a bad thing!!! What a good one.

  • I have been telling my wife for a while now that he is not aging like those other clowns, because he has been a high profile business figure all his life, so he is used to taking high risk decisions.

  • 1) He has not aged because he probably thrives on stress.
    2) He has not aged because he is soo used to stress that his body has developed somekind of resistance to it.

    3) He has not aged because he was already a workaholic before he became president.
    4) And maybe he has not aged because the man SIMPLY HAS A LOT OF ENERGY and enjoys his job of slaying evil crocs and gators in the WASHINGTON SWAMP.

  • Little do Lefties know, we have a half dozen cloned Trumps and while one is in front of the cameras, the other five are being provided the best spa treatment money can buy and he has a lot of it. Did I mention, he’s a capitalist. They are what Americans used to be proud of, before they started nuzzling to the government teet.

  • Can we get rid of Juan and keep the Judge indefinitely??? Please? The judge would be a fantastic replacement for Juan!!!

  • He looks good…he loves to improve lives. He grew up in an era we had great come backs to stop bullying in its tracks…he stuck by the ethics of the past. I lived it too, not being influenced by change.

  • Pres. Trump isn't doing dirt that's why. The others where stressed over their little deals behind the backs of American's.

  • Émilie Kennedy says:

    I've always wondered why liberals were referred to as the Left & conservatives as the Right.
    Then I found this Bible verse…
    "The heart of the wise inclined to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left".
    Ecclesiastic 10:2

  • Trump's not againg because he is in his element. Big time trade deals and all that? He is loving it. And also, he does not answer to globalist overlords…thats gotta be a lot of pressure,

  • What the hell is this guy talking about? Maybe Cuomo should take a look-see in the mirror and see what's looking back at him. Nothing to see here…..just a poor Fredo……angry at the world because he's just an ordinary guy that's ticked off nobody is listening to him. Trump is doing just fine…..he's taking all the negative energy and putting it to good use.

  • They have seriously lost their minds. Some of these people used to be respectable journalists. Not fredo. Not April Ryan. Not don Lemon…..ok never mind.

  • Either Fredo is even dumber than we thought or he purposely omitted the fact that Trump has been President for 3 years and all the other pics of past Presidents were after 8 years.

  • Maybe the other presidents stressed a lot with too much to hide. He's also a hardcore businessman on the highest level… he thrives under pressure. BUT it's only been a couple of years, and toupee's don't go grey

  • On the other side of the coin Trump ISN'T the second coming and I'm sure he was just playing on that when he said he was the chosen one because he's the first decent president we've had in my lifetime.

  • judge Janine good move fox, now just shift her into that position used by vacuous shell Juan and things will get better.

  • Josif Maracine says:

    Como ? That’s the guy’s name on CNN, right ?

    All of God’s children are Chosen. So, if you’re not chosen take that with God. Stop being a Hater.

  • Galliera Creative says:

    Communist News Network is trying ANYTHING at this point, now that all their attempts to oust Trump have failed miserably.

  • Ahem hair dye. It's a different colour every time you see him which is all too often unfortunately. Trump doesn't age? Have you seen his closeups. He has more make up on than melania.

  • Guys, we don't want to see Juan, the demon 5 (D5), in your show. Please remove him in fox and have this guy work with CNN fake media.

  • Maybe Trump hasn't aged from the Stress because he has succeeded in an insanely stressful Business job for the past 50 years?

    Hard to be stressed by dealing with global leaders as the head of a country when you have been doing that same thing as a business mogul his whole life.

  • Mary Giannoble says:

    This chomp is so stupid who even cares!! So pathetic they have nothing important to say so they find idiotic things to say omg who even watches CNN ANYMORE???

  • Cuomo is so disappointed the fake news isn't wearing Trump down. Trump thrives on stress so being it on Fredo. Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a $hit. LOL

  • And Just like that, the Epstein case was forgotten. I think CNN did that piece on purpose to distract the people and Republicans attentions away from the biggest scandal of all time.

  • It's the difference between Fox and CNN. People have fun on Fox and misery on CNN. Republicans just don't go crazy over everything.

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