Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human

Gutfeld on 2020 Dems trying to act human


DANA. ♪ ♪ IF HE COULD CHANGE A TIRE, MAYBE YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.>>I’M CHANGING THE TIRE ON THIS TRUCK. IT’S THE ONE, THAT WENT GREAT. IT BEATS WATCHING HIM CLIP HIS EAR HAIR.>>WHEN YOU DON’T GET IT CUT, IT CAN BE NASTY.>>Greg: YEAH, DRAGGING YOU TO THE DENTIST TO SEE THE INSIDE OF HIS GAPING MOUTH.>>SO, I’M HERE AT THE DENTIST, AND WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE OUR SERIES ON THE PEOPLE AT THE BORDER.>>Greg: SO WHAT’S NEXT FOR SLENDER MAN? WHAT OTHER IMPERSONATIONS OF A REGULAR GUY CAN HE DO? CAN HE HAMMER A NAIL INTO THE COFFIN OF HIS DEAD CAMPAIGN OR DIG A DITCH WHERE HE CAN BURY THE UNSOLD COPIES OF “VANITY FAIR”? MEANWHILE, SHE GETS AN EAR FULL OF REALITY FROM A FOREIGNER. FARMER>>I DON’T AGREE WITH THAT. [LAUGHS]>>Greg: THE TRUTH LEFT HER COLD AS, LOVE FINDS NO.>>OKAY. I WANT TO MAKE YOUR HEALTH CARE WAY YOU LIKE IT.>>Greg: THEN SHE THREW HER BEHIND BARS. WHILE THAT WAS BAD. NEITHER LIZ OR MARLA FEEL COMFORTABLE. THEN THERE’S TRUMP. LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, HE’S ACHIEVED ONE GREAT THING. BY COMPARISON, HE MAKES EVERY POLITICIAN WHO STILL ACTS LIKE ONE LOOK KIND OF FUNNY. NEVER LET HIS UNIQUE PERSONALITY BECOME SUBSERVIENT. YOU’D THINK THEY’D FIGURE THIS OUT BY NOW. YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEAT TRUMP WITH LET’S PRETEND WE ARE REAL. YOU WIN BY BEING REAL. TOO BAD THAT’S NOT AN OPTION FOR THE DEMOCRATS. THE ONLY REAL PEOPLE THEY HAVE SEEM TO BE IGNORED OR MOCKED, LIKE MARIANNE. THE OTHERS, COOKIE-CUTTER CLONES. HERE’S THE COOKIE MONSTER. THE THING IS, DANA, EVERYBODY JUST KIND OF LOOKS FAKE. TRUMP BROKE THAT, AND IT CAN’T EVER BE THE SAME, AND THERE’S ONLY ONE PERSON ON THAT BATTLEFIELD THAT CAN MATCH HIM. AND I THINK WE KNOW WHO THAT IS.>>Greg: MARIANNE?>>Greg: MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. SHE’S NOT PRETENDING TO BE ANYBODY. SHE’S THE REAL DEAL. SHE’S FIGHTING A PSYCHOLOGICAL BATTLE, WHICH MAKES ARE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THOSE OTHERS.>>Dana: THE INTERESTING THING THAT YOU JUST SAID IS THAT THE BACKFIRE IN AND EXPOSES THEIR ON THE HEALTH CARE PIECE WITH KAMALA HARRIS, IT’S LIKE, WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU REALLY FOR? AND HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MESSING ANYTHING ELSE UP? WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HEALTH CARE TO A SENIOR CITIZEN, THEY LOVE THEIR MEDICARE AND THEY DON’T BELIEVE THAT THEIR MEDICARE WILL REMAIN THE SAME IF YOU PROVIDE MEDICARE FOR ALL. THEY NOTE THAT THAT ISN’T POSSIBLE. BETO HAS THIS PROBLEM OF NOT LOOKING AUTHENTIC, LIKE A GIMMICK. LET’S PUT ASIDE WHAT HAPPENED IN EL PASO. BUT, THE STUFF THAT HE DID, LIKE AT THE DENTIST. AND THEN YOU HAVE WARREN. HER LEFT-WING AGENDA IS PRETTY MUCH DONE ON ARRIVAL OF MIDDLE AMERICA. IT IS TARGETING, ZEROING IN ON THEIR BIGGEST VULNERABILITY. WE WANT WHAT CAN THEY DO? IT SEEMS LIKE THEY CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT. THEY ARE KIND OF IN A PICKLE.>>THEY ARE IN A PICKLE. THAT’S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING IT. I THINK ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS THAT TRUMP DID WAS DESTROY THE FAKENESS OF AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNING. I HATE THIS BUSINESS WHERE THEY TRY TO DEMONSTRATE THEIR AUTHENTICITY BY, WE KNOW HE DOESN’T CHANGE TIRES. IN A VEHICLE THAT IT HAD ITS TIRES DONE BY BETO O’ROURKE ANYWAY. WE WANT WHY A GERMAN AUTO WAY, MARK?>>Mark: I’M IN NEW YORK. IT’S A CRAZY STATE IN MANY WAYS.>>Greg: IT IS.>>Katie: ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT TRUMP IS, IT’S A BIPARTISAN THING. I LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. WE DON’T GET THE MYPILLOW ADDS. WE JUST GET THESE POLITICAL ADS ALL THE TIME. I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS BORN THE SON OF A MAILMAN. HE WAS A LEHMAN BROTHERS. HE IS THE BROTHER OF A LEHMAN. HE SAYS “I’M PROUD TO SAY I WAS THE SON OF A –” I’M PROUD TO SAY I GREW UP THE SON OF A PRESIDENT. WE HAD IT TOUGH ACT THEN. TRUMP DESTROYED ALL THAT. YOU CAN’T GO BACK TO IT.>>Greg: YOU. WHAT ABOUT, THE MOST AUTHENTIC PERSON BEHIND MARIANNE IS BERNIE. HE’S THE REAL DEAL.>>Mark: FIRST OF ALL, I’M STUNNED.>>Juan: HE IS NOW THE BIGGEST FAN OF MARIANNE WILLIAMSON IN THE WORLD. THIS IS A TOTAL SET UP.>>Greg: YOU ARE READING IT INCORRECTLY.>>Juan: I KNOW, BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS WRONG. HUMANIZING POLITICIANS IS AMERICA’S APPLE PIE. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE. YOU DON’T TELL YOUR CANDIDATE TO GET HUMAN, TO BE AUTHENTIC, YOU ARE NOT A POLITICAL CONSULTANT. IF SOMEBODY TOLD THE DONALD TRUMP, “WHY DON’T YOU HIRE SOMEONE TO STAND AROUND.” I BELIEVE THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED.>>Greg: IT’S A TV SHOW. IT’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A TV SHOW FOR TRUMP. BUT HE’S NATURAL. HE’S NATURAL NATURAL.>>Juan: A TACO BOWL ON CINCO de MAYO?>>Mark: THAT WAS DEHUMANIZING DEHUMANIZING.>>Greg: ONE, YOU KNOW WHO TRUMP DOESN’T TALK ABOUT? MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. HE DOESN’T TALK ABOUT HER.>>Dana: EARLY ON, I THINK IT WAS AT ONE OF THE DEBATES, YOU SAID, SHE’S THE ONLY ONE UP THERE THAT IS ACTUALLY TALKING TO PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THAT THEY CAN UNDERSTAND.>>Juan: THE GOOD THING ABOUT HER IS THAT SHE SAYS YOU CAN’T OUTRUN ANYBODY. YOU’VE GOT TO TALK TO THEM ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL. REMEMBER, SHE SAID TRUMP IS DARKNESS AND HATRED AND YOU’VE GOT TO COME WITH LOVE AND LIGHT.>>Greg: THAT IS A COHESIVE ARGUMENT.>>Juan: BUT IT’S ALL ABOUT PERFORMANCE.>>I GET WHAT THEY WANT TO SEEM RELATABLE. REMEMBER PRESIDENT OBAMA. I THINK IT’S REALLY SAD THAT YOU NEED CONSULTANTS TO TELL POLITICIANS TO BE A HUMAN. BUT I THINK IT’S SAD, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FINE IF BETO WERE OUT THERE. HE CHANGED THE TIRE THE WAY I CHANGE A TIRE. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS TO EVERYBODY. THEY ARE TRIPPING OVER THERE OWN FEET TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEIR VOTERS WANT. THIS ONE WORKED RUNNING AGAINST SOMEBODY LIKE MITT ROMNEY. I THINK IT WOULD WORK AGAINST SOMEBODY WHO WAS A PROGRAM TO CANDIDATE. BUT THEY ARE RUNNING AGAINST THE GUY WHO WON BY JUST SAYING WHATEVER HE HAD TO SAY, BEING HIMSELF. SOMETIMES HE’S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, SO IT DOESN’T WORK. THEY SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME TRYING TO DO THIS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, HEY, WHO ARE RERUNNING AGAINST AND IF WE ACTUALLY WIN, DOMINIC. SAY WHAT HE’S GOT TO SAY.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY HE WALKS UP BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON AND LOOKS LIKE A — HE DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS.>>HE MAKES MISTAKES. HE MAKES MISTAKES, ONE, BUT IT’S REAL. HE’S THAT DOMINIC GOT THAT FEEL OF THIS IS HOW HE WOULD FEEL.>>Juan: THAT’S WHY WHEN I SIT AROUND, I GET ALL THE WOMEN WHO

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