Gutfeld: Bernie Sanders is working for the Republican Party

Gutfeld: Bernie Sanders is working for the Republican Party


.>>THE CORRECT TITLE OF THE SONG THE FIRST WORD OF THE SONG Whoomp Whoomp DID YOU KNOW, THAT? MAY BE OOPS? BUT THERE IT IS. THAT IS ABOUT TO BE THE THEME OF THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE. THERE IT IS BECAUSE THEY BLEW ih THERE IT IS BECAUSE THEY BLEW io THERE IT IS BECAUSE THEY BLEW ip THERE IT IS.>>THERE GOES MSNBC. [APPLAUSE] IT’S OFFICIAL BERNIE SANDERS IS WORKING FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY PRTY PARY PARTY.>>PEOPLE WITH FELONY RECORDS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE WHILE IN PRISON SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU WOULD SUPPORT AND FRANCHISING PEOPLE LIKE THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER A CONVICTED TERRORIST AND MURDERER QUICK.>>SOMEBODY COMMITS A SERIOUS CRIME SEXUAL ASSAULT OR MURDER, THEY WILL BE PUNISHED. THE RIGHT TO VOTE IS INHERENT TO OUR DEMOCRACY. YES EVEN FOR TERRIBLE PEOPLE. GREG: EVEN FOR TERRIBLE PEOPLE. BUT THAT MAKES NO SENSE. YOU THINK A GUY IN JAIL FOR MURDER CANNOT HAVE HIS RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY? WHAT IS IT ABOUT BEING IN JAIL THAT YOU ARE MISSING? HE IS IN JAIL. HE CANNOT GO OUTSIDE. THE TOILET HAVE NO SEATS. [LAUGHTER] NOT VOTING IS THE LEAST OF HIS CONCERNS. BUT I GUESS BERNIE WAS THE GUY ON DEATH ROW TO VOTE HE CAN PULL ONE LEVER BEFORE WE PULL THE OTHER. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] TERRIBLE. IS TAILORED FOR THE RNC AD.>>SHOOTING AND THROWING PIPE BOMBS IN ONE PRESSURE COOKER BOMB AT THEM. .>>YOU THINK THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER SHOULD VOTE NOT AFTER HE FACES HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY BUT WHILE HE IS IN JAIL? .>>DO YOU BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY? GREG: PAID FOR BY BERNIE SANDERS. WHAT A GREAT ISSUE TO MAKE SURE THE BOSTON BOMBER CAN VOTE. CHECKING WEAPONS DOWN A WELL DID NOT FOCUS IS HIGH IN FOCUS GROUPS. IS HE COLLUDING WITH TRUMP OR THANKS TO THE ACTIVIST MEDIA THINKING AMERICA IS JUST AS NUTS AT HIM. KNOW WE ARE NOT. EVEN SHARE IS AGAINST THIS WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME. [LAUGHTER] I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, THAT COST OVER $100,000 TEEFIVE TWEETED EVEN THIS IDEA IS TOO CRAZY FOR HER AND SHE DATED GENE SIMMONS. [LAUGHTER] AND MICHAEL BOLTON. NOT JOHN BOLTON. BUT BERNIE WILL STILL NOT LET GO.>>I SAID THE RIGHT TO VOTE IS ESSENTIAL IF YOU ARE A CITIZEN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE. THAT IS A RIGHT WE MUST PROTECT BECAUSE WE KNOW THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY. WE KNOW WOMEN DID NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE. WE KNOW AFRICAN-AMERICANS DID NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE. GREG: SO CRIMINALS ARE LIKE WOMEN AND BLACKS? [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] I WOULD SAY HE’S DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE BED IS DIGGING THE WHOLE CEMETERY. LET THE BOSTON BOMBER VOTE. .>>LET THE BOSTON BOMBER VOTE? I DON’T THINK SO. LET TERRORIST IN PRISON VOTE? I DON’T THINK SO. GREG: I DON’T THINK SO. THE PARTY IS ON A LEFTWARD DOWNWARD SPIRAL AND HOW LEFT CAN THE PARTY GO? .>>COLLEGE IS VERY IMPORTANT AND SHOULD BE FREE.>>NOT JUST FREE BUT MANDATORY. DON’T GO TO COLLEGE YOU CAN GO TO PRISON.>>IN PRISON YOU CAN STILL VOTE ONLY IF A MURDERER OR TERRORIST.>>RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO $40 AN HOUR. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS AN HOUR.>>$1000 AN HOUR.>>IF YOU ARE IN PRISON THE ONLY TERRORIST INVERTERS WE CAN BALANCE THE SUPREME COURT WITH MORE TERRORISTS AND MURDERERS. .>>ELECTORAL COLLEGE NEEDS TO GO. ONE PERSON ONE VOTE.>>ONE PERSON TEN VOTES. A CAT GETS FIVE VOTES.>>SERIAL KILLERS? GREAT QUESTION KILL TEN PEOPLE GET TEN VOTES. .>>THE RICH DON’T PAY ENOUGH IN TAXES. THEY MUST PAY MORE.>>WE NEED A DEATH TAX IF YOU DIE WE TAX YOU. WITH MY PLAN WE TAX YOU AFTER YOU DIE WITH MY PLAN WE TAX YOU AFTER YOU DIE TERRIBLE PERSONALITY TAXES? TAXES ON UGLY BABIES. TAXES FOR THOSE WHO STOOD YOU UP AT THE PROM. SANCTUARY CITIES.>>SANCTUARY HOUSES.>>YOUR HOUSE.>>SANCTUARY HOT TUBS.>>I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN YOUR HOT TUB.>>I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.>>I’M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.>>I JUST BROKE OUT OF MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON I’M CERTIFIABLY INSANE AND I’M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. .>>PAID FOR BY THE REALLY, REALLY REALLY LEFT PARTY. [APPLAUSE] GREG: MEANWHILE SLEEPY JOE FINALLY WOKE UP AND BOY IS HE WOKE.>>WE ARE IN THE BATTLE OF THE SOULLESS NATION HISTORY WILL LOOK BACK IN FOUR YEARS OF THIS PRESIDENT AND EMBRACE IT AS AN ABERRANT MOMENT IN TIME. BUT IF WE GIVE DONALD TRUMP EIGHT YEARS IN THE WHITE HOUSE HE WILL FOREVER FUNDAMENTALLY ALTER THE CHARACTER OF THE STATION AND WHO WE ARE AND I CANNOT STAND BY TO WATCH THAT HAPPEN TO CLIMB ANNOUNCING MY CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. GREG: I DOZED OFF. [LAUGHTER] HE SAYS TRUMP IS WORSE THAN WAR AND TERROR AND DISEASE AND ASPARAGUS SOUP? I DON’T THINK HE BELIEVES THAT. I’M NOT SURE WHAT HE BELIEVES. HE HAS BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND HAS NO DEFINING POLITICAL ACHIEVEMENTS. LIKE A TV CHARACTER IN A SHOW THAT IS ALWAYS THERE AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHY MIKE JANET FROM FRIENDS. SCREECH. DAPHNE FROM SCOOBY DOO. [BLEEP] VELMA SOLVES ALL THE CRIME. HE IS LIKE YOUR APPENDIX HE IS THERE ALL THE TIME BUT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT IT UNTIL IT BURST. WHAT IS HIS MESSAGE? HEY I AM STILL HERE. BUT I GUESS I FEEL LIKE A YOUNG MAN.>>I’M SO YOUNG. AND THE YOUNGEST PERSON A YOUNG VIBRANT MAN. I LOOK AT JOE I DON’T KNOW ABOUT HIM. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] IT’S NOT WRONG. IT CANNOT BE GOOD IF MICHAEL BENDS OVER BACKWARDS TO ENDORSE YOU BUT BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T A POPULAR TWO-TERM PRESIDENT SAYS NO BUT THE SLEAZY GRIFTER EVER SAYS YES. THAT IS LIKE A HEAD CHEERLEADER TURNING YOU DOWN FOR THE PROM BUT THE 400-POUND JANITOR WITH A SPIDER WEB TATTOO SAYS YES SO WHO SHOULD THE VP BE? HE IS OLD AND SLOW AND NOT THAT BRIGHT SO TO BALANCE THE TICKET HE NEEDS SOMEONE WHO WAS CONSCIOUS. [LAUGHTER] SO WATCH AMERICA RETURNED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF BEFORE TRUMP BUT WASN’T THAT GOOD IF THEY NEEDED SUCH A CHANGE IN ANCIENT LIKE TRUMP WITH POLICY AND JOBS BECAUSE BACK THEN IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK HE WILL BE GOING ALONE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] .>>HE’S SO FUNNY MAKING MILK COMES OUT OF A COW’S NOSE. [APPLAUSE] SHE IS THE LOUDEST THING OF THE MUSTANG HOST OF THE PODCAST. [APPLAUSE] FORMER WWE E-SUPERSTAR TYRUS THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST ELECTION EVER NOT ONLY ALL THESE CANDIDATES BUT TRUMP AS AMERICA’S HECKLER. [LAUGHTER] .>>YOU WATCH WHAT JOE BIDEN HAS TO SAY. DID YOU WATCH IT? THAT’S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE FOR HIM TO BE.>>EVEN “THE NEW YORK TIMES” SAID RAMBLING AND STUMBLING IT WAS I’M SORRY BUT I’M NOT SORRY. I HAVE BEEN THE GUY THAT HAS BEEN AROUND THIS WHOLE TIME. BUT THE THING ABOUT BERNIE WHEN HE SAID THAT LINE ABOUT THE BOSTON BOMBER THE WHOLE CROWD CHEERED. HE IS SPEAKING TO A BASE WHO BELIEVES WHAT HE HAS TO SAY HE IS RUNNING TO WIN THE PRIMARY FIELD HE WILL DEAL WITH TRUMP LATER ON BUT HE SAYS WHAT HE BELIEVES.>>HE IS THE OPPOSITE OF BIDEN HE KNOWS WHAT HE BELIEVES BIDEN IS JUST HAPPY TO PLAY A POLITICIAN ON TV. [LAUGHTER] .>>FIRST OF ALL, DEMOCRATS WAY TO FRAME THE ISSUE. GOOD CHOICE TO DEFEND THE BOSTON BOMBER THAT’S LIKE IF THEY SAY IS LITERACY IMPORTANT WHAT ABOUT THE UNIT BOMBER? THE ONLY ONE I CARE ABOUT IS THE LAST MEAL I’M NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING ELSE. [APPLAUSE] .>>AND IF YOU WANTED TO BE VEGAN VGAN VEGN VEGAN.>>WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN YOU ARE IN JAIL FOR A FELONY YOU DON’T GET TO VOTE WHEN YOU ARE OUT IF YOU PAID YOUR DEBT YOU CAN CONSIDER IT. IS NOT A DIFFICULT QUESTION BUT THE DEMOCRATS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MOST FAR LEFT POSITION YOU CAN TAKE TO SIGNAL YOUR VIRTUE AND THEY WILL PAY THE PRICE BECAUSE TRUMP CAN HAVE A WHOLE PRIMARY OF THEM AND HE WILL SHRED THEM.>>MY FAVORITE IS WHEN THEY ASKED KAMALA HARRIS THAT QUESTION AND SHE SAID WE CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION LIKE YES I THINK THAT’S WHAT THAT GUY WAS TRYING TO DO BY ASKING THE QUESTION. [LAUGHTER] I THINK THAT IS WHAT HE WAS GOING FOR. IF I WOULD’VE BEEN THAT MODERATOR I WOULD HAVE SAID ARE YOU BUSY NOW? [LAUGHTER] BECAUSE WE WERE TOLD YOU HAD A LOT OF TIME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS. NOW WORKS FOR ME. HAVE AN OPINION YOU ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT YOU CANNOT SAY I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE.>>SHE HAS ALL THE TIME TO KNOW THAT SHE OWNS A GUN AND AS A PROSECUTOR. GREG: TAKE IT AWAY.>>I ACTUALLY FELT BAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE FOR OLD WHITE GUYS. [LAUGHTER] THAT WAS A TERM A BUNCH OF OLD WHITE GUYS WALKING IN HERE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? WOW. I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT WAS TO HAVE AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD THE BEST MAN OR WOMAN? NO. NO WHITE PEOPLE WE ARE LAUGHING BUT THAT IS KIND OF TRUE THEY ARE UPSET THE POLL NUMBERS ARE LEANING TOWARD THE OLD WHITE GUY WHICH IS DISGUSTING APPARENTLY. FUN FOR ME TO WATCH NEVER HAVE I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE SITTING ON TV DURING MY FRIENDS COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TOO MANY DAMN WHITE PEOPLE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. [LAUGHTER] BUT WE MADE IT. WE ARE THERE. THAT IN CORY BOOKER PROBABLY THE MOST SPINELESS PERSON I EVER MET IN MY LIFE. HE WILL AGREE TO WHATEVER THE LEFT TELLS HIM WILL A WOMAN BE A VICE PRESIDENT? ABSOLUTELY SHE’S ACTUALLY PARKING THE CAR. SHE’S ON HER WAY IN SHE’S RIGHT HERE. HE IS SO AFRAID OF THE LEFT MONSTER IT IS ENJOYABLE TV. GREG: IT WILL BE A GREAT TWO YEARS. TIME IS RUNNING OUT TO GET YOUR TICKETS FOR THE GUT

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100 thoughts on “Gutfeld: Bernie Sanders is working for the Republican Party”

  • Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
    Silly Bernie! Free candy from the government is only for rich people in the form of bailouts!
    Free stuff in America is only for corporations and rich people. Everyday is free pizza day at the CEO of General Motor's House. LOL.

    "Did we get our free candy from the government? There's our fancy bailout check! There it is."

    I went to the CEO of General Motor's house. He opened a giant government check for his birthday. XD

  • Bernie is just being a bro. He’s making sure Hillary and the majority of the Left can one day still vote. That’s a true friend.

  • At least Sanders has the strongest democratic principles than virtually anyone currently in politics and the media, I'll give him that

  • People actually watch Rachel mad Cow? Biden can’t debate. He’ll fall asleep on stage. They’ll have to keep waking him up.

  • Bernie and Madcow should do a train on Bernies cow wife in a cow field and make crazy cow love.Berniethebabykiller/Satan2020

  • insertnamehere says:

    She literally said every single word that sounded like the word in the song…….except for the actual word in the song. HAHAHAHA!!! That was classic.

  • Fantastic open, I’ve been searching that song near a decade but “whoo there it is” or “wute there it is” and everything else similar just wont find it.

  • Wait was this supposed to be funny? Maybe you should take tips from Jim Jeffries. 🤷‍♂️ and lmao the mustang isn’t made in Detroit…..

  • It's not that their in jail Bernie is talking about felons that did their time and is released in to the free world.. I swear it's funny how stupid ppl act when they dont like somebody

  • Gutfid dozed off after bidens announcement? I hate Biden but dude your a major media source cant you be serious for 2 seconds.. do people take you serious?

  • Edward Hawkins says:

    College could easily be free if you made a good online college. Freakin YouTube is halfway there without trying

  • Republican 4U2NV says:

    The democrat circus is trying to run on raising our taxes trillions and trillions to pay for all their "free" things they are bribing their lazy voters with 😬 Raise my taxes through the roof to vote for a democrat so lazy people can sit on their asses even more or vote Trump and keep our booming economy and keep our tax cuts.. hmmm… such a tough decision 😂😂

  • DeagleBeagle says:

    Let's not mislead ourselves just because it sounds good. In all reality criminals are probably democrat otherwise libs wouldn't be trying to get them to vote. They are male which means they have a higher chance perhaps of being republican than a woman, but the fact that they are criminals means they will support dems who support criminalism.

  • With the U.S enormous imprisoned population size maybe they would vote for better rehabilitation in prisons and maybe get normal food for once.

    Being in a prison not being able to leave or see any women is already a punishment and the American prison system is one of the worst out there so maybe to fix the prisons you will have to have prisoners who vote and let their voices be heard.
    Still i do think it's creepy if a pedophile is allowed to vote but most inmates are in prison for pretty lax things like weed.

  • Gary S. Seth says:

    BERNIELUJAH !
    There is a man that takes a stand
    To free Our people across the land
    But you don't really get Our Political Revolution do Ya ?
    It goes like this , you vote for him
    Make the turnout so big he has to win
    Don't let the pundits succeed a second time to fool Ya BERNIELUJAH.
    BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH
    They say that he's a socialist . Have you believe FDR was a communist
    They call him old , thats alright cause Justice is a Timeless fight
    One last chance to stand and fight , vote this time because it's right
    " The Bill Of Rights"is too bold you are told to try to fool ya BERNIELUJAH
    BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH,BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH
    People here are suffering , from the war on drugs that should have never been
    They've taken the well paying jobs from us , forcing working Americans to go bust
    The middle class has been hollowed out , while Wall Street Kleptocrats scream and shout
    They divide us up in every way , seems K Street lobbyists always win the day
    They use class , color , gender and culture to cheat us of the future BERNIELUJAH
    BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH, BERNIELUJAH ERNIELUJAH !

  • waffles toast says:

    If trump is truly the worse thing that’s happened to this country, then the last 3 years have been harder than the civil war, world war 1 & 2, and the Great Depression. That’s right, we made it through the hardest days!! Congrats everyone

  • These people are stupid..Republicans need to wake up. TRUMP is lining the pockets of the rich. We need insurance that that works not high copays for crap coverage, a minimum wage that people can live off of, and to penalize big corporations that take jobs out of the country not give them and the richest Americans huge tax breaks..

  • The left has high quality comedians like Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon, Myers, Corden, Maher, Noah, Stewart, Wolfe, Bee, Conan, etc…and conservatards only have a lousy wannabe comedian named Gutfeld. Ouch!

  • Drapper Timmons says:

    People getting education or should I say it better education is beneficial to all of society. Therefore we all should fund that we all should support that I want you to have a better education not so you can get indoctrinated. So you can be smart enough not to be watching Fox News. And know that there's more out there in the world that everybody isn't bad but this propaganda on Fox that you are being indoctrinated by is what's wrong with America

  • randommob2806 says:

    Our government isn't full of rapists and murderers, but it is full of payed off, corporate centered morons.

  • Ryan Metevier says:

    Law abiding citizens, right to self defense? Nawwww but giving convicted murderers rights? Absolutely 🙄

  • Shelly Mcgough says:

    Terrible people can vote, but they’re cutting free speech? I guess we’re all gonna be in jail, if we disagree with the Left.

  • Benjamin Burkhardt says:

    We thought Trump was working for the Democrats. Honestly we’ll end up with Oprah. All hail her royal highness Queen Oprah I.

  • Yoshi Baggins says:

    We need another category for serial killers and mass murderers. Felonies are too big a category, you can't have the Unibomber in the same category as a vandal.

  • We need all of the video, not just sound bites. And I can't stand the left!! Media from both sides does not allow enough time for ALL of the videos. Make no mistake…. in most circumstances, both sides are snakes!! The power that is at stake is beyond belief. The internet is a tool used to divide, not bring America together. The entire planet is becoming divided. It always has been, but not like today. Not like since the internet has been put in power. Physically TALK to every person of every color and religion that you know. That is the only thing we have left. Put down your magic box and TALK to people. You will be surprised to find that we all want the same thing.There have always been extremists groups from both sides. That is humanity, but the majority want to just live.

  • Felons also lose their right to own a firearm……I wonder if ol' Uncle Bernie thinks they should not only be allowed to own guns, but be issued a Glock at tax payer expense, while in prison?

  • Hahahah theres no way dems win 2020. Hilarious how they're throwing their odds to win 2020 out the window all on their own.

  • Jacob Serrano says:

    Bernie actually cares about regular people. This is why Republicans actually respect him.

    The populist Left and Right definitely don’t want Joe Biden.

  • I’m a right leaning independent and I’m going to have to agree with Bernie here. The only reason to put a murderer in prison is to create net freedom in the country. We sacrifice the murderer’s freedom in order for the many to be free not to be murdered. To then make the argument that that murderer’s vote enfringes on anyone else’s freedom is akin to saying that antifa’s “emotional violence” is a real thing to defend against. It’s far too removed to be applicable. And to make the case that our anger against the murderer is justification for our unnecessarily taking his freedom to vote is to apply the tyrannical censorship arguments of the left. It’s not anyone’s right to take away freedoms unless it can be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that doing so will result in net positive freedom in the country.

  • Michael Ivanyo says:

    The people murdered by felons have not only had their right to vote taken from them, but their very lives as well. So, Bernie and his followers want to give voting rights to murderers and terrorists? "I don't think so." Thank goodness we have a president with common sense.

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