News time, children! Hey everybody, this is Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc-jockey. What’s a disc? Hell if I know… I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to solve a flame in your heart… …since the Puritans got a shock when they landed on Plymouth Rock If today, any shock they should try to stem ‘stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, [additional instruments join in]
Plymouth Rock would land on them! In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
was looked on as something shocking, But now, God knows: Anything Goes! Maybe you’ll think of me when you are all alone… The roads are the dustiest,
the winds are the gustiest, the gates are the rustiest,
the pies are the crustiest, the songs the lustiest,
the friends the trustiest, way back home. (Back home!) Ella:
But when I think of you,
another shower starts. Ella and Bill:
Into each life some rain must fall,
but too much is falling in mine. I say I’ll move the mountains
and I’ll move the mountains if he wants them out of the way. Crazy, he calls me. Sure I’m crazy. Crazy in love, I’d say… (…he’s hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’!
He just hacks, whacks, choppin’ that meat!) Butcher Pete’s got a long sharp knife,
he starts choppin’ and don’t know when to stop. All you fellas gotta watch your wives,
‘cause Pete don’t care whose meat he chops! Well, I’m a mighty, mighty man,
I’m young and I’m in my prime! Yes, I’m a mighty, mighty man,
I’m young and I’m in my prime! Well, I don’t pick my jobs,
I’m ready for any ol’ kind! Living for you
is easy living. It’s easy to live
when you’re in love. And I’m so in love
there’s nothing in life but you… I’m as corny as Kansas in August,
high as a flag on the Fourth of July! If you’ll excuse an expression I use I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with a wonderful guy! Right on right on!
Keep your radio tuned to GNR! Be glad to provide!