Hello, there. “Fallout : Nuka Break” is a non-profit fan film and is not endorsed by Bethesda Softworks. It’s intended for entertainment purposes only. “Fallout”, the “Fallout” logo, all names and pictures of “Fallout” characters, and any other “Fallout” related items are registered trademarks, and/or copyrights of Bethesda Softworks, LLC, or their respective trademark and copyright holders. So, please. Don’t sue us. Have a great time! Enjoy your stay! October 23rd, 2077. The Great War began and ended. It wasn’t a war of rifles, or a war of soldiers. It was the final war. The war of the atomic bomb. Whatever the bombs did not destroy was consumed by the wasteland they created. But it wasn’t the end of man. Oh no. Far from it… You guys, hang on.. I gotta take a couple seconds. Or… Or a couple minutes? Here, drink that. It’s just… It’s just water! Why would you do that!? Smoothskins. “Oh, I’m tired! Oh, I need sleep!” “Oh, this radiated water is killing me from the inside!” …Lightweight. Hey! Scar ?
Don’t look at me. Twig’s your buddy. Me? I don’t even like the guy. Oh… See, I thought you guys had, like, a partnership going on. “Partnership?” Yeah. This is The Wasteland. Love is where you find it. Uh. Hahah, No, No, No…
No, no, no! Mmm mm. No… I mean, look at him. Ok, you know, I don’t like where this conversations going. Let’s, let’s just keep moving. I don’t want to be left out here alone… …and then also dead. (HEY!) (I’m a merchant!!) I’m out! Don’t tell him that!
I’m out too. I’M A MERCHANT!
— What? He said he’s a merchant!
It’s a trick. He’ll shoot us if we go over there. We think it’s a trick!
We think you’ll shoot us if we come out there! Well, *I* think it’s a trick! How would we be tricking you? I think you got lots of ammo, and you’re gonna shoot me… (if you come over here!) Ok ok, we’re gonna all throw our weapons out at the
same time on the count of three.
That means you too weird guy! …Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah… O-OK! Alright! One… two… ! Wait!
— WHAT!? …Is this a trick?! Step up and feast your eyes!
Only the finest crap between here and New Reno!
Look’a that little lady, you could eat off that one! Hey! Where is “here”?
I have no idea, but try this. Oh, my. You’re a handsome man. Hey. Hey, hey, hey! This… Do you have any more?! Sorry, you know, I sold my last bottle a couple-few days ago. Yeah, I got this fancy hat. Look! It’s adjustable. Heheh. I’m really happy for you… About the hat, and all. Um, y’know, we’ll take the bottlecap mine…
(Good choice! Good choice! Good choice!) …And all the ammo you got, I guess.
(Well, of course! You can never have too much ammo, can ya? Haha.) You know, you would probably get more business if you didn’t run around shooting at people.
(And this is free for you today!) Well, I don’t know. You know, you probably wouldn’t need to buy so much ammo if you hadn’t spent it all shooting at me. Hahahahaha! Heheheh… G-Get it? When ya’lls shootin’? At — Over there earlier? Hahahah! You didn’t have to punch him in the nose, though.
— Yeah, maybe. But, it sure felt great! Ah. Great like a frosty, fresh Nuka Cola? You know, I’ve been meaning to say this for a while, but… …I’ve been out here a long damn time, and I’ve never seen a man addicted to soda. Ah, it’s all I can think of. That, and Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.
Oh, I could really go for some Sugar Bombs right now. Yeah, I bet you could fatty. “Fatty”? Oh, hey. I was just kidding. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. You see, when The Great War started, many people found safety in underground vaults. But, unknown to the vault dwellers, the vaults were never actually meant to save anyone at all. Of the 122 vaults, only seventeen were made to public expectations. All others were designed to include “social experiments”. Vault 21, for instance, was filled with nothing but compulsive gamblers. Or Vault 69.
Of the 100,000 people who entered, there was only one man. And then there was Twig’s vault. Vault 10. Being backed by Nuka Cola as a sponsor, it was developed and designed to solely test the Eat’O’Matic’s cafeteria and food dispensers for the vault systems. Exercise equipment was also never installed. All of the occupants of Vault 10 became overweight. Obesity became the social norm for Vault 10, as the average girth increased with every generation. And that’s where Twig’s nickname came from, as he was the skinniest… … and, therefore, most picked on dweller within Vault 10. I think he’s lost his damn mind.
…Dibs on his Pipboy. I don’t — I don’t know where he is.
…He said to come right here. (Don’t move, fatty!) Shit! We did the “pop up” thing. …What’s up? READ THE CONTRACT!
… Do you have to yell?
— Please. Tanner and Company! You are hereby hired by Caesar’s Legion to track and return the slave known as “Scarlett”… ..to her respective owners in New Vegas. You’re name’s Scarlett?
…Yeah! Should you encounter the ghoul or vault dweller responsible for freeing her… …you can eliminate them for an additional bonus of 75 caps. Oh, ok. Wait, wait.
What if we give *you* the additional bonus to *not* kill us? That sounds pretty good —
Yeah, that doesn’t sound to bad, huh?
— Yeah, we could do that. Move and we shoot!
Hands where we can see ’em! Did these chumps just get the drop on us?
— Jesus. We’re back here again? Really? Uh, we probably should’ve shot ’em when they went for their weapons. I was– I was following your lead!
I didn’t want to shoot people just for moving! Th– That’s what we opened with. That was our thing! This is how it’s gonna play, fat man. You know what? No.
Let me tell you… “thin guy”, how this is gonna play out, alright? We saw you guys coming, we sent our buddy up, Ben.
He’s gonna snipe you right now!
Alright, Ben! TAKE ‘EM OUT! Ben, they’re right there! …I can’t see shit.
(Take ’em out now Ben!) Screw it. I’ll just join whoever survives.
(Uh, right now, Ben!) Ben, GO! Hahah, shut up butterball!
— What’s your problem, huh? My problem? You’re rippin’ my style. That’s my problem. What is she –? What? What?? You’re NAME, sweetheart! “Scarlett”?
Hello!? They call me “Red”! Alright? You’re rippin’ my style! No. I’m not ripp– Scarlett is my name! Well, that’s stupid.
You’re stupid! At least Scarlett is a name. Red’s just a… color. Ah! Red is so a name!! It’s short for “Redbecca”!! You just made that up.
— That’s not a name… Would you all just SHUT UP!? Would you just shoot them please?
Oh, okay. What the hell was that!? You guys missed! Twig, come on! We have to focus! Turn off your damn radio! It’s not… It’s not on! it’s not my radio! *I have never advocated war, except as a means of peace.*
*Nations, like individuals…* I — I gotta terrible idea!
(*…are punished for their transgressions.*) *Happiness lies in the joy of achievement.
And, the thrill of creative effort.* Ahahahaha! Aahahahaha! Ahahahahaaaa! Ahah– Damn it, Red! How many times’ve we been over this!? OK, this one? Baby, not my fault. You shot him in the face!
Only a little… *A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.* Hahahaha!
Hahahaha… Did you hear that? *Everybody likes a compliment.* Ugh, those things. Damn Enclave.
Hahaha! Come to mama…
(*Do not bite at the bait of pleasure until you know…) RED!!
*…there is no hook beneath it* …Sounds dangerous. Whaaaaaat!? I thought you said you were gonna give us some cover?
Hell, it was your idea! And you didn’t even need it.
I mean, we had to kill them all, and now they’re all dead. I… (Wooo! Awww, free shit!) (Ohhh, yeah!) Whadya got for me, smoothskin? Ah, come on man. You know I hate it when you do this. What? Collect what we earn? What is this “we”?
Hey, I did something! Just not what you expected. Hey! Muzzle discipline. Besides, you never know what you might find. No, I got — I told you… I’m not… Haha! Hahah! There are — There’s TWO! Mmmhmmhm, it’s *real*! *RADIATION-VOMIT-PUKE EVERYWHERE* ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Say What!? You Watched With Closed Captions! Thank you. …Jackpot. WHAT THE FFFFUUUUUUU– ?!?! English subtitles by Julian Higgins. Special thanks to HawK-EyE. Thanks for your support!