Emoji News with James Corden’s Sister

Emoji News with James Corden’s Sister


OKAY. OKAY. COME HERE, YOU PASTEL-COLORED
DREAM. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>MELISSA.>>James: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?>>FROM ENGLAND.>>James: FROM ENGLAND?>>IT’S THE ’50s LOOK.>>James: TRYING AND SUCCEEDING
I WOULD SAY. HAVE YOU GOT SOMEWHERE YOU’RE
GOING AFTER THIS OR JUST FOR THE SHOW.>>WE’RE GOING TO THE IN-N-OUT
BURGER. WE’RE TOLD TO GO THERE.>>James: WHY NOT? OKAY, DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS. WHAT EMOJI DO YOU USE THE MOST?>>MONKEY.>>James: WHICH ONE? OH, COVERING THE EYES. THE MONKEY COVERING THE EYES
BECAUSE YOU GET A LOT OF PICTURES YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE.>>YEAH.>>James: DO YOU?>>YEAH.>>James: OH, GEEZ. SORRY. YOU MADE ME DROP MY CARD JUST
THINKING ABOUT IT. THIS IS ALL MIXED UP NOW. HANG ON. THESE ROBS HAVE GOTTEN FLIMSIER. WITH THE CUTBACKS. THEY WERE CARDS NOW JUST PAPER. [BLEEP] [BLEEP]. SO, HAVE A LOOK AT THESE EMOJI
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THE NEWS STORY COULD BE.>>OKAY.>>James: SO THERE DO YOU. THAT’S WHAT YOU GOT THERE.>>I NEED ME GLASSES.>>James: I’VE GOT IT HERE ON
THE BRILLIANTLY MADE CARDS.>>IS IT, A FLAG.>>James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT FLAG
THAT IS?>>CHINA.>>James: YEAH, WELL DONE. BRITISH, EDUCATION, GUYS. BRITISH, EDUCATION.>>CHINA CAN’T MAKE FILMS OF
CHINESE LADIES THAT EAT BANANAS?>>James: WELL, YOU LAUGH BUT
YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH BANG ON BECAUSE THIS IS A CHINESE
LIVE-STREAMING SERVICE HAVE BANNED PEOPLE FILMING THEMSELVES
EATING BANANAS IN A SEDUCTIVE FASHION. NEW REGULATION — I KNOW. NEW REGULATION MEAN THE
LIVE-STREAMING SIDE MUST MONITOR ALL THEIR OUTPUT KEEPING AN EYE
OUT FOR ANY EROTIC BANANA EATING ACCORDING TO “THE NEW EXPRESS
DAILY.” AS THEY TRIP TO CHINA CANCELED. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. OKAY. HOW ARE YOU?>>I’M GOOD.>>James: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>KENDALL.>>James: HOW HAS YOUR LIFE
CHANGED SINCE KENDALL JENNER BECAME FAMOUS. BETTER OR WORSE?>>WORSE.>>James: WHY?>>BECAUSE EVERYBODY GOES
KENDALL JENNER. I’M LIKE, NO.>>James: WE LOVE KENDALL
JENNER. NO? I DO.>>RIGHT. UM, I —
>>James: ALL RIGHT. HAVE A LOOK AT THE NEWS STORY
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS COULD BE.>>A DOCTOR HAD TO CUT AN
OCTOPUS –>>James: YEP.>>OUT OF A BABY’S THROAT.>>James: YOU ARE SO RIGHT IT’S
INCREDIBLE. IT’S A 2-YEAR-OLD KANSAS BOY IS
RECOVERING AFTER HE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE DOCTORS
REMOVED A SMALL OCTOPUS THAT WAS STUCK IN HIS THROAT. I MEAN, I HAVE TO SAY THE
ADVERTISING FOR THIS “FINDING NEMO” SEQUEL ASK OUT OF THE
REALMS. WHO WANT TO PLAY? ALL RIGHT. COME HERE. COME HERE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO YOU
SPOT ANY SIMILARITIES? THIS IS MY SISTER. THIS IS RUDY’S FIRST TIME TO THE
SHOW. YOU FLEW OVER THE OTHER DAY.>>I’M LOVING IT.>>James: IT’S THEIR HERE’S TIME
I SAID WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY AND SHE SAID WE HAD THE BEST DAY. WE WENT TO BED, BATH AND BEYOND. RUDY ALSO BOUGHT ME THIS TUX.>>YES, I DID.>>James: OKAY. REPRESENTING. DO YOU SENT A LOT OF EMOJIS.>>I LOVE EMOJIS.>>James: WHAT’S YOUR MOST
GO-TO? THE EYE ROLL?>>THE CORNERSTONE OF LIFE.>>James: ALWAYS THE CORNERSTONE
OF LIFE. NO ONE EVER.>>BUT THE WHOLE TIME IT’S JUST
LIKE — SOMEONE SENT ME THAT AGAIN.>>James: YOU ALWAYS SEND IT. THAT’S MAINLY TO YOUR HUSBAND
MATTHEW.>>James: COME ON. MATTHEW, YOU CANNOT SAY TO ME
THAT MY SISTER — I DON’T WANT TO KNOW. NO — STOP TALKING — MATTHEW!
YOU LOVE THE EYE ROLLS. YOU SEND THEM TO EVERYONE EVEN
WHEN MATTHEW SENDS YOU THE [BLEEP] PIC. HE NEVER SENDS YOU THE [BLEEP]
PIC?>>I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS
WITH YOU.>>James: I HEARD MATTHEW SENDS
THEM BUT HE PUTS IT BETWEEN A MINI FUN-SIZED SNICKERS AND A
MINI CAN OF COKE TO MAKE IT LOOK BIGGER. OKAY. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS STORY. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS COULD BE?>>A COUPLE WENT TO A BAR AND
THERE WERE THREE PEOPLE THERE. IT WAS HELD UP FOR MONEY OR
SOMETHING THERE WAS LIKE A ROBBERY.>>James: BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK
WITH THE TWO PEOPLE THERE?>>THEY WERE IN LOVE.>>James: DO YOU THINK THAT
WOULD BE THE NEWS STORY?>>THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED. I JUST SEND THE EYE ROLL. I DON’T KNOW.>>James: YOU’D BE EYE ROLLING
TO THAT IF SOMEONE SENT YOU THAT? WELL I CAN TELL YOU WHAT THIS
IS. A COUPLE IN MONTANA WERE SO BUSY
MAKING OUT THAT THEY MISSED THREE ALLEGED ARMED ROBBERS
HOLDING UP A BAR LAST MONDAY NIGHT. THEY WERE SMOOCHING AT THE BAR
AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN SEE THE GUYS COME IN. I KNOW. BAD NEWS FOR THE BAR, GOOD NEWS
FOR THE COUPLE, THEY HAVE AN ARMED ROBBERY FETISH. THIS I HAVE TO SAY — THIS IS
ONE OF THOSE RARE OCCASIONS WHERE BOTH THE COUPLE AND THE
ROBBERS MADE OUT LIKE BANDITS. THANK YOU FOR PLAYING EMOJI
NEWS. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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