I moved back in with my parents
about a year ago cos I got out of a relationship. Well, you don’t really
move back into your parents’ for a good reason, do you? It’s not like,
“Oh, I got a promotion at work, “so I thought Mummy and Daddy
could do with some company.” It’s usually… It’s either emotional issues
or financial issues. My dad called mine
“the double whammy”. And as soon as
in with them, I thought, “I’ve got to start dating
again. I need an out plan.” On my first date back,
I was terrified, right? And it didn’t help, right,
that the guy was a bit weird. Oh, yeah, “guy”. I’m a gay person. Key change! Here we go, sisters! That’s right, I’m a sodomite! Nothing more scary than
a Glaswegian gay man. “I’m gonnae bum you!” Sorry, mate. Are you a heterosexual? Yeah, a nod of the head there.
“Yes, I love the vulva.” I don’t know why I had to change
my voice for that. “Yes, I love the vulva.” “Larry Dean, BBC News,
I’m very gay.” This is my favourite bit of any gig,
man, I love this bit, it’s so much fun cos I’m just
looking at all the straight men in the room looking at me going,
“Hold on, he’s gay. “He doesn’t look gay. “I don’t look gay. “Maybe I’m gay.” Sorry. I’ve never… Actually, to be honest,
I don’t even like the word “gay”. I’m not a fan of the word “gay”. Cos the word “gay” gets used quite
derogatory sometimes. People are like, “Oh, that’s gay.
I don’t like that. That’s gay.” In Scotland, we don’t even
need to use that word. In Scotland, we can describe
somebody as a homosexual by using any noun
in the English language. Like, “What?
Is he a blueberry, aye?” “Aw, see that guy,
I’ve heard he’s a lava lamp.” I found this out when I was having
an argument with my dad, right? Cos I could see my dad wanted
to call me “a big jessie”, but I could see him thinking, “I don’t know if that’s
homophobic now, actually.” So my dad went,
“Ah, get lost, you big… “..duvet!”
The Indian Princess says:
Thank you for the subtitles..
sopraltenass13 says:
Well. This took a pleasant turn.
Sarah Smith says:
Scottish folk – understand almost EVERY english speaking accent in the world…
Rest of the world – Not a clue what language the Scottish speak 😂
Peter Smit says:
Subtitles Please…
Stephen kookoobox says:
Yeah,called gayface
Stefan Slaven says:
Absolutely hilarious I was born and raised in Edinburgh Scotland but never been a fan of the Glasgow accent they all sound like chavs/neds/junkies
Scott McGoldrick says:
Shouldn't you put the name of the artists in the title? If you're gonna pull in the views?
Teri Hargrave says:
Not hard to understand, and well funny!
N H says:
as an english girl i feel so proud that i could understand his accent
Ailsa D says:
this man is fecking hilarious I’m creased
peater tiffoney says:
Im in love lols
Arc Kocsog says:
What language is this? Remindes me of English.
Aella Lee says:
I have a bi friend named Jessie. Does he have to be gay now? Or is he a little Jessie rather than a big Jessie?
Alex Hristova says:
that was funny. what's his name?
Luke Taylor says:
Huh… am I gay?
liam898 says:
I feel like he throws us gays under the bus in an attempt to prove how “masc” he is. So as to find common ground with the audience and be like “yeah I can’t stand gays either”.
Niss says:
yer shopping trolley
Alison Grace says:
I love this guy! But he’s gay! Lol
Lion says:
It's just so crazy how different the sense of humor is in different countries.
Like for real, if he would have made the same jokes here, almost nobody would have laughed about it tho. 😛
Elly KindredZombie says:
Does anyone know this comedians name as I'd love to watch more of him love the accent too very Scottish and lovely
Jaspercat91 says:
Man: speaks perfect English
Comments section: Ohmygod crazy I understood practically all of it! I must just have a great ear for Scots or something, but to be honest I’m just very cultured…
Me: …….No one does this with Michael McIntyre…..
Tamara Silverman says:
this dude is so expressive! love it
Teral Miles says:
What's this guy called?
crv says:
This dude is bangin… Too bad he's so far away.
I'M GoneWithTheWind! FABULOUS!! says:
I can only understand 20% of what he says omgggg i can't
StewNWT says:
Awfully cute sodomite
pixel girl says:
To be fair, the duvet is clearly the gayest part of the bed, what with that fancy silent t in its name.
Teddy Nguyen says:
He is hilarious and adorable
David Cruickshank says:
That has to be the best bit on being gay i've ever seen.
thompson223 says:
Can't get more manly than a weegy gay man 😂
NeulSung Park says:
thank goodness there's captions! as a non-native English speaker is difficult to understand some accents 😅
Quick Dimwit says:
Yes
MusicalTheatreFan says:
Who is this? He’s so funny!
Georgie says:
omg people thinking scottish is hard to understand are the equivalent of americans saying america is the land of the english language
Michael Miller says:
Is he speaking ‘English ‘?!
nazarkgb1 says:
Lol I saw him on a mock the week clip recently and thought he was the cutest ever, so seeing that he’s a lava lamp just made my day
Bluetrainer91 FireBlast says:
XD why I love my country 🏴
gramps2matt says:
This guy is great.
Dekatries says:
Ok wtf did he say can someone translate I dont speek sheep language!
Luke Lacroix says:
Too bad we don’t know his name. I’d watch plenty more of him….. seeing more too if it’s permissible to say. Hahahaha
Zachary Walker says:
His accent is so hard to understand…
colin nairn says:
What is his name?
Shitstirrer says:
Yes, you can absolutely look gay. Usually they mean you're white but they're trying to be polite.
John Doe says:
Youse do realise he speaks with quite a posh Glaswegian accent that’s why you can all fuckin understand
Forwen Eymnorty says:
He could bum me all night as long as he keeps talking with that sexy accent. Hot!
veramentestanco says:
A lavalamp!
I'm in tears!
Noah Ritz says:
SO funny.
Josephine Winter says:
"you don't really move back in with your parents for a good reason do you?" haha so true
Al Fa says:
The accent makes me confusing
Yellow Cotton Candy says:
And i thought i understood english
3 1 5 7 3 says:
Wow, he's a barrel!
barkebaat says:
Can you "look" gay?
Yes.
rainy luv says:
guys turn on subtitles
William Hutchinson says:
i’m sure your parents were devastated
Phil DH says:
The first joke about moving back with your parents is a Seinfeld joke. My comedy policing is over.
batnat says:
my scottish gay ass has never related more to the moment at 0:38 i-
poliapolis says:
This, for non native speakers, is what the listening part of a C2 English exam sounds like.
Niharika Parashar says:
Thank you Doctor Who I understand most of it🤣.
Lizzylu46 says:
His accent is SO thick!!
jezebel324 says:
Larry Dean, folks!
Samuel115s says:
He dose not act gay……. which makes him even hotter 😍
67psych3 says:
Bufftie!!! He’s hilarious
kat treasure says:
“i’m gonnae bum youe” HOWLING
sarkaniemi says:
This is the first time I meet a gay Scotsman! To me Scots are really hard and tough fighters. I didn't know there were gay people in Scotland!
sarkaniemi says:
This is not filmed at Apollo theater in Harlem, New York! The audience are all white!
Tom Folgner says:
Scottish = English and Swedish plus a bit Polish
Tanya Kerpan says:
I wanna laugh too… but I have no idea what he’s saying 60% of the time 😭
Robyn Jeart says:
He’s soooo cute 😍😍😍 what’s his name i must know 🤤😂
Robyn Jeart says:
I’d let him bum me 😍😍🤤🥰
Gavin Burnes says:
“Sisters” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mike Martinez says:
At the Apollo? The fuck did I not hear about this?
C00kii0 says:
"KEY CHANGE, HERE WE GO SISTERS " 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂
MrRedstardude says:
Firstly, he doesn't look gay at all. Secondly, I understood everything except the "big Jessie" slang bit.
Rhyan Shelby says:
My YouTube suggestions know me better than my own brain apparently
thenewmiLONNIEum says:
God, this boy is so hot.
Stu Balmer says:
Saw this guy in Cambridge junction a little while ago,the funniest comedian I've seen,gay or not still great show
This channel is under renovation says:
Isn’t it so sweet that the dad didn’t want to be homophobic even in the middle of an argument?? Then… “duvet” 😂
danah says:
my new goal in life is to understand a Scottish accent without getting a headache!
J W says:
I like the expression "He's got some sugar in him." 😉
JB says:
It might be just me but when I look at him I see Lord Voldemort.
Kevin Rei says:
What's his name? He's super cute and funny! Greetz from Germany
Megan says:
"aw see that guy? ah've heard he's a lava lamp"
Skripty C says:
Dirty battyman go bum your dad
Layput says:
If you want to be cryptic but don't want to learn another language, just use the Scottish accent. Nobody would know you're actually speaking English
Jeff Brunecz says:
OMFG hes SO BEAUTIFUL. The accent makes him even hotter. I wanna put a baby in him!!!!
Spitfyre1011 says:
"AH'M GONNAE BUM YOU"
Lanyo Shadang says:
Scottish and Irish accents are hard to understand, even some English and Welsh accents too!
fool on the hill says:
Is he a blueberry, aye?? Lmao
Virginia Fernandez says:
Some random person: “Are you gay? You don’t look gay!”
Me: “So that’s why I can’t get a date!”
Shay 101 says:
I legitimately thought he's mocking the Scottish accent 😭
Solun says:
I understood like 2 words
Morgan Olfursson says:
Hilarious, brainy and handsome, he is a masterpiece.
Kim mcgaughey says:
Soo funny 🤣
ไทโรน Ptolemy [ XXVII ] says:
So handsome
red diamond says:
Why is that true? Stop revealing our secrets you orca!
Mudah Banget says:
His accent tho 😍
AbelleveMe says:
Thumbnail looks like a very expressive Matt from CarWow. Clicked. Actually isn't, but not disappointed.
Danny Reyes says:
It took me a full minute to realize that he had an accent and wasn't speaking a different language.
This is why people hate America.
Belvie says:
This is like beginner level Scottish accent. You want a real challenge you find some rural guy who's accent is so thick you could physically cut it with a knife
Sunshine says:
This is fantastic!