Breaking Up On Valentine’s Day ft.Shreya Singh || Log Kya Kahenge ||

Breaking Up On Valentine’s Day ft.Shreya Singh || Log Kya Kahenge ||


As long as things are in your hand.. ..everything seems perfect. However, as soon as you lose track.. .. it slips out. Things are not perfect anymore. But then there’s a saying, “Everything is Alright!” How would she be able to tell him? That, the banana in my hand, .. is a big pain in my.. Lower Back! Oh sorry! Good? Yeah! Rizwan and I never had a fight. Still we’re splitting up. I won’t be able to handle this pain. Baby? Could you please give me my clothes? Asshole! What’s up? Wha… Whoa… Lucky bitch! She’s the only one pulling her boyfriend’s towel. Hi baby! Hi.. Happy Valentine’s Day! Happy Valentine’s Day! For you. Oh! Thank you! These are nice. Thank you! Haven’t you ordered anything? Riz.. I have to tell you something. What? Ah.. Where shall we go tomorrow? Ah.. our regular place? They make awesome prawns! Baby. Have some Dosa. Screw that! Have some prawns.
They’re kickass! Even their sentences have ‘Ass’ in them Have more. No I’m good. They’re good. No.. What wrong did I do Riz? You’re going crazy over someone else’s jizz! Wait! I’ve got this. Look there. No. Over there. Try bending more. There.. Look inside. Inside! Got it? You want more? No. I’m good. Chocolate flavoured? But we never use…. Bhabhi.. Come have some chocolate! We even got a cashback. Give me some. Why don’t you just kiss my ass? Okay! Bend over. Come on. Babe! What are you doing? Bhabhi, hi. He’s not giving me a kiss. Asshole. I’ll leave you alone. It’s kiss day. You guys carry on. Riz? Yeah? How’s it? Delicious! You want some? I’m vegetarian Riz. Oh yeah! Sorry. Riz? Hmm? Riz? Stop eating! I’m trying to have a conversation here. I cannot be with you anymore! What? But why? Because you’re Gay! So you’ll break up with me? I’m Gay? What? You could’ve told me Riz. I’m not homophobic. However, the last thing I want is.. .. my boyfriend to be Gay. I know it’s difficult.. ..and it’s okay to come out of the closet. I know everything. Everything? Define everything. Whatever’s going on with you and Rishabh. walked in on you guys making out the other day! Have you gone crazy? Rishabh is my childhood buddy. I have a great bond with him. What you saw was brotherly love. ‘Brutherly loove!’ Don’t fool me! What about the chocolate flavoured condom? We never use chocolate! That explains the licking. Gross! The condom was a surprise. We never try anything new. So I thought why not tonight! No no no no! Don’t fool me. I know about THAT! You know about WHAT? The VIBRATOR! What? Oh don’t act all shocked. I know where it’s been going this whole time. You’ve ruined everything. I did it for you! Would you please stop this crap? I’m well aware of my shortcomings. I know I underperform in bed. I was scared you would dump me! So I put my ego aside and decided to get it for you. For us! What? Yeah. I was trying to fix things. I AM NOT GAY! Really? Yeah! Ananya. The little guy has always been yours. It’s not going up anyone else’s. What? I mean.. I’m yours! Totally straight. Oh I’m so sorry Riz. It was a huge misunderstanding. It’s okay. It’s okay. I must have hurt you. It happens. No worries. And listen. I don’t need any vibrator. You’re enough for me. What about the vibrator then? Give it to Rishbabh. I love you! I Love You too. It was such a big misunderstanding. At least now I know there’s no need for a vibrator. I can satisfy! You can satisfy anyone. One more round? I’m done. I’ve to go to Ananya as well. We almost got busted. And stop coming at our place unannounced. Asshole! Well.. I guess I have to.. .. take matters in my own hands now.

Author:

0 thoughts on “Breaking Up On Valentine’s Day ft.Shreya Singh || Log Kya Kahenge ||”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *