As Trump Ignores Hong Kong Protests, Steve King Sinks to a New Low in Iowa

As Trump Ignores Hong Kong Protests, Steve King Sinks to a New Low in Iowa


EVERYWHERE ON THIS BIG BLUE
MARBLE THAT WE CALL THE EARTH, THE PRO-DEMOCRACY DEMONSTRATIONS
ARE GOING STRONG. IN HONG KONG THERE’S A HUGE ONE
GOING ON. MILLIONS IN THE STREET. LAST
NIGHT TRUMP WEIGHED IN, TWEETING FIRST OF ALL, “QUICKLY AND
HUMANELY” MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU’RE PUTTING THE FAMILY PET TO
SLEEP. “I’M SORRY, KIDS, HONG KONG HAS
HIP DYSPLASIA. AND THOSE TANKS ARE JUST HERE TO
TAKE IT TO A FARM UPSTATE.” SECOND, ENDING THE TWEET WITH
“PERSONAL MEETING?” MEANS WHAT? (AS TRUMP)
“MY COUSIN’S A CATERER IN A VERY TOUGH BUSINESS AND IF YOU WANT A
TUXEDO, HE CAN GET IT VERY SAFELY AND HUMANELY. WEDDING?”
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LATER, IN A RARE TWEET
CORRECTION, THE PRESIDENT CLARIFIED THAT HE DIDN’T MEAN
INVOLVED, TWEETING, “IF PRESIDENT XI WOULD MEET DIRECTLY
AND PERSONALLY WITH THE PROTESTERS, THERE WOULD BE A
HAPPY AND ENLIGHTENED ENDING TO THE HONG KONG PROBLEM.ñ
I HAVE NO DOUBT!” (AS TRUMP)
“YES, AUTOCRATS SHOULD MEET WITH THEIR ANGRY PROTESTORS. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
TO HOLD A RALLY WHERE ANYONE WHO BOOS WILL GET CARRIED OUT IN A
STRETCHER.” BESIDES, THERE ARE 500,000
PRO-DEMOCRACY PROTESTERS. HOW IS THAT MEETING GOING TO
WORK? (AS XI)
“HI, EVERYBODY, I’M XI, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE. THIS IS THE TALKING STICK. WHOEVER HAS THE STICK, GETS TO
TALK. THIS IS THE HITTING STICK. ANYONE WHO TALKS, GETS HIT.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EVEN MORE DISTURBING, IN THE
RUN-UP TO THE G-20 SUMMIT, TRUMP SURPRISED HIS AIDES WHEN HE TOLD
XI THAT HE WOULD NOT CONDEMN THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT OVER A
CRACKDOWN IN HONG KONG. (AS TRUMP)
“AND I’M PROUD TO BE THE PRESIDENT, AND TO HELP MY BEST
BUD XI, AND IF HE CRUSH PROTESTORS, YOU WON’T HEAR SQUAT
FROM ME, AND I’D PROUDLY SIT’c■ DOWN NEXT TO HIM AND IGNORE THE
PROTEST CRIES, ‘CUZ THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I WANT A DEAL FOR
CHINESE-MADE TRUMP TIIIIES! “e1 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ DOESN’T MATTER. OPPORTUNITY MATTER.>>Jon: WOW. WOW. THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.>>Stephen: THANK YOU, JON. THANK YOU JON.>>Jon: THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.>>Stephen: THANK YOU.>>Jon: WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: I DIDN’T REALIZE DONALD TRUMP HAD SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE. ( LAUGHTER )
HERE’S SOMETHING HORRIFYING: IOWA REPRESENTATIVE AND MASTER
RACE BAITER, STEVE KING. YESTERDAY, AT A CONSERVATIVE
EVENT IN IOWA, KING ARGUED IN FAVOR OF AN ABORTION BAN WITH
ZERO EXCEPTIONS. AND HIS JUSTIFICATION WAS… UNIQUE.>>WHAT IF WE WENT BACK THROUGH
ALL THE FAMILY TREES AND JUST PULLED THOSE PEOPLE OUT THAT
WERE PRODUCTS OF RAPE AND INCEST? WOULD THERE BE ANY POPULATION OF
THE WORLD LEFT IF WE DID THAT? CONSIDERING ALL THE WARS AND ALL
THE RAPES AND PILLAGES THAT HAS TAKEN PLACE AND WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO CULTURE AFTER SOCIETY. I KNOW I CAN’T CERTIFY THAT I’M
NOT A PART OF A PRODUCT OF THAT! ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>Stephen: YOU KNOW — YOU KNOW — UH, SHOCKING, IT’S
SHOCKING, BUT LISTENING AT STEVE KING, I CAN
BUY HE WAS A PRODUCT OF INBREEDING. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU KNOW… HERE’S SOMETHING I MIGHT BE
SAYING FOR THE LASTfá TIME. THERE’S NEWS ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE AND PHANTOM OF THE BREW PUB, JOHN HICKENLOOPER. LAST NIGHT, I TOLD YOU THAT
HICKENLOOPER WAS CONSIDERING DROPPING OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL
RACE. TONIGHT, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU
THAT I WAS RIGHT. TAKE A LOOK AT HISc
>>A LITTLE OVER SIX MONTHS AGO I ANNOUNCED MY RUN FOR
PRESIDENT. IN ALMOST EVERY REGARD, THIS
JOURNEY HAS BEEN MORE EXCITING AND MORE REWARDING THAN I HAVE
EVER IMAGINED. ALTHOUGH OF COURSE I DID IMAGINE
A VERY DIFFERENT CONCLUSION.>>STEPHEN: YOU DID? ( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE THIS IS GOING ABOUT HOW THE REST OF US EXPECTED. ( LAUGHTER )
IT’S A SHAME TOO, BECAUSE I NEVER REALIZED HIS NAME WAS SO
CLOSE TO CHICKEN COOPER. ( LAUGHTER )
A JOKE I’LL NEVER GET TO USE. BUT NOW IT’S COME TO AN END, AND
IT’S TIME FOR HIM TO LEAVE. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, IF YOU
LOVE SOMETHING, IT PROBABLY WASN’T JOHN HICKENLOOPER. ( LAUGHTER )
SO, NOW, IN HONOR OF HIS DEPARTURE FROM THE RACE, WE BID
A FOND FAREWELL. ♪
♪ I WILL REMEMBER YOU ♪ ♪ WAIT — ACTUALLY, WHO ARE
YOU ♪ ♪ I REMEMBER YOU HAD A FUNNY
NAME ♪ ♪ I WANTfá TO SAY HOPPINGSCOTCH. AM I CLOSE? ♪
>>I WAS OUT OF WORK FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS –e1
♪ WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? ♪
REMIND ME ♪>>WHAT A NIGHT. I LOVED IT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

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100 thoughts on “As Trump Ignores Hong Kong Protests, Steve King Sinks to a New Low in Iowa”

  • stephen is reading trumptweets in an outmoded trump impersonation. these days, trump screams most of his unscripted words and throws on heaps of hateful sarcasm and emphasis. you need to up that game, colbert.

  • Has the media ignored communism?
    Why isn't John Oliver speaking out about the hundred million people that the communist killed? Stephen Colbert has not problem calling President Trump a Racist, Xenophobe, and wants open borders for America, but will he condemn North Korea for protecting its borders.
    12 years of hard labor if you cross their border illegally.

  • Where are HK's Falun Gong practitioners? The anti-extradition/pro-democracy demonstrators & FG practitioners + the other 3 groups targeted for their organs (Christians, Tibetans & Xinjiang Uyghurs), who I'm sure are anti-extradition/pro-democracy, can enhance the 2 causes by shining a light on use of the PRC's organ harvesting, especially the China Tribunal's June 17th conclusion that confirms all previous investigations into the regime's forced live organ harvesting, & Sir Geoffrey Nice's warning in the final judgement that "Governments and any who interact in any substantial way with the PRC including:
    Doctors and medical institutions; Industry, and businesses, most specifically airlines, travel companies, financial services businesses, law firms and pharmaceutical and insurance companies together with individual tourists, Educational establishments; Arts establishments should now recognise that they are, to the extent revealed above [in the report], interacting with a criminal state." https://chinatribunal.com/final-judgement-report/

    For the life of me, I can't understand why this isn't being utilized in the demonstrations, now that the whole free world is watching, as well as VPN users in the mainland! If the extradition bill was to pass, members of all 4 organ sources could be extradited to be imprisoned in the mainland. Or did I just answer my question? They're keeping a low profile in the event the bill would be pasted? No, we have 20 years of proof that they aren't the type to cower.

  • Hickenlooper =  "an American politician, scientist, and businessman who was the 42nd governor of Colorado" wiki.   While Lickin' Hooper = a large majority of the Republican Senate.

  • My family friggin loves this guy
    We love him, he's lit, no question why
    If there's a story to know, he'll take us there,
    Thats why we sing "Yass Queen Stephen Colbert"

  • Hong Kong protesters are definitely potential terrorists. They wore masks and LIVE-STREAMED beating up & choking a tourist in the HK airport for hours! And they wouldn't let the paramedics in to rescue that man who was already unconscious. It took the police and the paramedics EIGHT hours to get that poor man some help, no news on whether he's still alive or not. Those so-called protesters have gone too far, now they're just thugs with no respect for human life.

  • It probably was Chickencooper originally, but one of Steve King's ancestors read or pronounced it with that inbred genius and they documented it that way.

  • Conservative Speaker says:

    liberal's problem is to have an overdose democracy in mind to be blind to see the real problem. hongkong protestors shall always protest under the law without ruining the city. i am seeing there are more CNN, BBC and RT news to point out it's a riot and these protestors are actively attacking policy and public facilities. this shall not happen to any city and it's nothing close to democracy. the government must do whatever they can do to control this riot and calm down these citizens. anyone wants peace and democracy shall find a way to open dialog with the mainland. anyone wants or did crime at this riot, shall go to jail.

  • I like Colbert, but I really think this thing about "Who Are You?" is disgustingly establishment politics as usual. It is exciting that we have a large field of people who have been willing to run for President and other offices. And now, Colbert's show seems to be just trying to get rid of everyone who isn't a front runner by dismissing them all. Shame on him and his writers for directing the show in this direction.

  • Christiane Carson says:

    'President Xi is a great leader… and a good man'… and that's why I have tariff-ed the shit out of him!!!
    Somehow, Donny, I don't think your good friend Xi is very keen to have a nice cosy chat about old times over a burger and Coke with you! A clue? He's been publicly dissing you all over the world's news media!
    I'm sure though, that you only want to give some of your great advice on how to control dissidents and rake leaves in his forests, since you're such an expert on putting babes in cages and starting wild fires?
    Oh, well! Sadly Donny, not everyone is ready for your towering intellect inside that very big brain of yours.
    BTW… I'm somewhat impressed that you know a big grown up word like 'enlightened' let alone that you (or the poor WH minion who has to rewrite your Tweets) can spell it. You'd best have a covfeve and maybe learn how to say 'Namibia'! SMFH!!!!

  • We have to remember that besides being an idiot, a grifter and malignant narcissist, the Orange Bloatus is a total coward – a congenital poltroon. The last thing he wants to do is to serve as a wartime President – which might force him to cut back on his golfing, tweeting and watching the Fox Propaganda Machine. This is why he's hesitant to take a stand regarding the affairs of other nations – even when human rights are being abused or violated. it remains to be seen how long Putin allows him to get away from this. Vlad may decide at some point that US Armed Forces need to be deployed in such a way as to benefit Russia. Orange is the New Horrible. Rise up and Resist the Idiokleptoplutocracy.

  • Erick Rodriguez says:

    Yet if Trump got involved in Hong Kong, Colbert would be saying "Why doesnt Trump mind his business?" And when is it OUR Presidents OBLIGATION to get involved in everything everywhere?

  • this is our problem policing the world simply put you complain about all the wars we fight yet in the same breath you expect our leaders whoever they may be to jump in an argument which has nothing to do with our country there is suffering all over the world but we can't help everyone especially these people in a country with nukes it would be the last war we ever had over something that's not fair but also not our business just more trump bashing here nothing more

  • Mocking somebody’s family name? Such an ugly, cheap shot, Colbert. Was it easy because it’s a Germanic (“white”?) name. Would you make fun of an African name, or a Jewish name, Stephen? You are usually so much better than this. Shame on you.

  • One of the biggest sell out, pieces of shit (other than Mr. Rachel Maddow) who unfortunately is paid to promote a pre-school level, anti American agenda! He’s as funny hemorrhoid in an ass kicking contest and as ignorant and moronic as a drag queen going to an ob for a Pap smear….! I’m so sick of these schmucks destroying our country by promoting liberal destructive bullshit! Anyone seen SanFran, Portland, LA or Baltimore lately?!!!!

  • if anyone would call police action to these so call Prodemocratic rioter inhuman ,look at what most other countries will do if you try to break into govt legislature building ,surround police station and throwing bricks at police ,shooting hi powerful laser at police,storm into china tourism administration office ,graffiti their Nation plaque with black paints and throwing nation flags inOcean during China ceremony .Up to this point , no one killed ! Try to see if all these happening in USA .or in Singapore …HK Govt has been very restrain on their action and the original Bill(which cause public protest) is dead and killed in the Legislature hall.Therefore no reason to protest .Democratic nature on the city has been shown .Govt is honoring people will.Then why will these so call Prodemocratic protester wants her to reside .If she reside ,someone in charge can disavow this dead bill.Much like Trump did to all the Obama bills!! Therefore ,it makes no sense.Those so call Prodemocratic protester is using Democratic name to cause city riot and Chaos ! Also notice they all have masks eye cover to shield their ID ,that remind me of once I saw a Isis soldier them making demands on TV .they have 3 things in common ,1young (easily be influence ),2,never visited China ,possible never leave out of HK ,3social education lower than average  .,as for the rest of those supporter has been blinded by many fake media inf..Very much like this USA election 30-40% of the people could win the white house with the help from outside .If HK is like China same system , none of these chaos would have happened .It's because Govt do spy on their people nor take action .Contrary to USA ,they can spy on anyone[that is suspect of acting like terrorist .PS little is report about what the HK police has to say and what dangerous things they found and police that are injured!

  • Patrick Sanders says:

    I would love it if somebody went through his family tree and certify that the piece of shit king is in fact, not human!

  • in HK Up to this time no one die in HK protest in such crowded place and all those happening .See what is call violence in protest in other countries! People die .such as in USA.France ,Russia and South America …Look at dozens die by shooting monthly in USA .So don't call HK not a safe place to visit or to live .On the Contrary ,Parents don't have to worry their children going to school and getting shot.Immigrant can work peacefully without worry being kicking out!Businessman can do business without worry where to hide their $.and free to do it without IRS going after him!HK has been very autonomous ,and prosper even after 1989 .Longest bridge and hi speed train had been built to link up and expense business with China .I would urge anyone go to pay HK a visit to see for himself .most of these young (call themselves prodemocratic Protester has never been to China nor they ever leave HK .Also they are groups being left out in the prosperity phase.)Most of the People is HK afraid to speak to foreign media (it's a Chinese problem)yet all outside media got a bias report !!Just think about if you will left those protester do  what they did to city of HK in USA or in Singapore and still call themselves do it in the name of Democratic Freedom (by destroying others right and properties and time)!

  • Awww, the little lefties didn't want to find out they come from incest and rapes. Another case of leftards being anti-science.

  • Stephan the puppet colbert. I miss the report back years ago when he spoke his mind and made funny shit up. Now and for the past few years it seems he has turned into a puppet for the ignorant. You went backwords colbert, its ok tho i found a few intellectual speakers that can think for themselves and speak the truth. Stephan the puppet colbert is a fraud and will soon be without career.

  • Please for the love of God stop doing the f**** Trump impression. I swear to God man I have nothing but love for you but it's just getting so old. And I'm not a trump supporter.

  • Fucking sad that the british sold off hong kong for free to try and retain stability of the region and that it was the right ting to do…….? Funny how Britain just can't win when it gives away its territories. Maybe it should try selling them off for once…? Might come out ontop.

  • WHY ARE YOU hating on Steve King? He literally sat there and spewed ur liberal bullshit about rape….he is literalyl saying that all women throughout history have mostly been forced into having sex aka rape. He is literally saying that and ur hating on him? Isn't that what u want people to say!??!?! Fuck man make up ur fucking mind.

  • The situation in Hong Kong is self-inflicted. The central government is not at fault,can only say that western "democracy" fooled too much….

  • I love your spirit Stephen. The more I learn about you the more I love you. Just an honest, genuine, kindhearted person, with grace and wisdom. With such a great sense of humor in such hard times (ours and yours). You are so unique and amazing! You are an inspiration to us all!

  • I cant believe this is what became of David Letterman's show. Trump this, Trump that, Trump accent, have segments he had on his old show, guest comes on, and ask guest about Trump. This show is all around 1 thing Trump, unsubscribing im done. This show will probably be dead when Trump is done with his second term. Yes second term cause the democrats don't have a good person to pick and he will probably win cause of that.

  • D. Paul Sikand says:

    Oops….Colbert forgot to put on his red clown nose……..
    Does anybody know where Colbert will be in 2020 when
    we are reelecting Trump?????
    God I love how Trump has deranged Colbert…..
    Colbert is noticeably miserable…….and distraught …..

  • Who wonders if The Late Show will bring back Caesar Flickerman, and the Hunger for Power Games again! I like the farewells to the departing tributes.😃

  • Xi is at best Chairman Xi, quit calling him President, He is not! How would Trump like being called Chairman Trump? Just in case you don’t think it’s any big deal, It’s Fitting of course..

  • Matthew Naranjo says:

    For someone saying "Trump's not welcome on my show" his name still dominates your show. Just like Alec Baldwin found out, your act wouldn't be shit without mentioning his name. You idiots want to "pull the troops out of the middle east" and allow those regions to destabilize, only to send them to China to provide protection for a bunch of socialists? Fuckin idiots lmao

  • Wonder if after 2024 these guys will make fun of Liberal leaders? Joke was obviously funny at first….gets old though media….find new jokes and be funny….my 2 cents…it's ok that Hillary lost….been almost 4 years….get new jokes dude

  • Dumb and dumber orange talking nonsense BS as always about orher countries political issues, when he has his own mess to deal with the white nationalist domestic terrorists.

  • HannuKaleviElo says:

    Looks like that the website of this criminal network and syndicate Wise Banc is shut down!!!But here is their bank account of this criminals if CIA, FBI, NSA and MI6 is interested!!! Read above…

  • 4:27-ish GOOD riddance, Higgen. That's what you get for giving Bernie grief.
    5:44 – I love that song!!
    Bernie/Gabbard!

  • You know… I remembered this comedian Mencia saying something to this effect. If the story of Adam and Eve were to be taken literally, then I guess their children would have no choice but to bang each other. Umm… can anyone volunteer to help keep me from thinking about the implications of this…?

  • Seun Olanrewaju says:

    Stephen should release an album of songs composed for his monologues. Guy is a great singer🙌🏿. The Memoriam song for Hickenlooper was too funny😂.

  • The Chinese blame Trump, Liddle Steph says he ignores them. Which is it?
    🙄 Steph is awfully simple, for a proven conspiracy theorist.

  • Governor Hickenlooper is one of the most decent politicians America has to offer. Sad that it boils down to name recognition and celebrity. Very beneath you to mock him especially when he's doing the right thing for country and party to help get rid of Moscow Mitch. And BTW he himself makes fun of his name all the time. We wish him all the best in his endeavors of public service. We need more honest and modest politicians like him!

  • No word for Kashmir. Please raise voice for Kashmir which is under locked down for 2 weeks now. 10 thousand people have been arrested

  • To Correct, yesterday we had 1.7M people came out on the street and it was a peaceful demonstration. The image you are showing, we had 2.M people came out on the street and we were peaceful.

  • Trump is hitting China hard with the trade war and this is what matters to Americans. Is this so hard to understand for fools that hate president Trump?

  • 👹China Government is submitting the world by💰💲 buying countries debt and controlling them like slaves?🤔

  • 'Steve King is a product of inbreeding!'. Brilliant! Oh and BTW the Ayatollahs don't meet their protesters either. They torture and hang them in public sight.

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