AMC’s Breaking Bad Parody: For Kids!

AMC’s Breaking Bad Parody: For Kids!


>>THIS SEASON, ANC PRESENTS A BRAND NEW VERSION OF BREAKING BAD!>>LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YO–>>IT’S EXACTLY LIKE THE ORIGINAL WITH A FAMILY FRIENDLY TWIST.>>YOU WANT TO TEACH CRYSTAL CLEAR MATH?>>THAT’S RIGHT JESSIE. I KNOW HOW TO INSTRUCT AND YOU KNOW THE STUDENTS WHO NEED INSTRUCTING.>>ALL RIGHT. SO WE GOING TO LIKE MAKE MATH. WE’RE GOING TO NEED A SAFE PLACE TO TEACH.>>ANC PRESENTS FIXING GOOD. A SHOT FOR SHOT REMAKE OF THE ORIGINAL HIT SERIES BREAKING BAD, BUT THIS TIME IT’S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! AND IT’S EDUCATIONAL!>>THESE GEOMETRIC PROOFS ARE LIKE TWO PAGES LONG. YOU’RE AN ARTIST MR.WADE.>>NOW I NEED YOU TO DISTRIBUTE THESE TO EVERY SCHOOL IN THE VALLEY. STARTING WITH THE TECHINICAL COLLEGE. THOSE KIDS CRAVE MATH MORE THAN ANYONE.>>YOU WRITE ALL OF YOUR MATH IN BLUE INK? WHAT IF YOU MAKE LIKE A MISTAKE?>>I DON’T MAKE MISTAKES. MY MATH IS PURE.>>SO GO AHEAD! INVITE GRANDMA OVER. SHE’LL LOVE IT!>>YOU HAVE THE BLUE MATH?>>YEAH, BUT BE CAREFUL. THIS ISN’T YOUR BASIC ALGEBRA.>>WHOA. LOOK AT ALL THESE FORMULAS! I FEEL SO ALIVE! LIKE I CAN TAKE ON ANY COMPLEX FRACTIONS!>>WAS IT HIM?>>I THINK SO. THIS GUYS SEEMS TO BE TAKING OVER. EVEN THE PREP SCHOOLS ARE GETTING NERVOUS.>>WE GOT TO FIND HIM BEFORE ANOTHER NERD GETS KILLED, SOCIALLY.>>SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT GUY?>>PARABOLAS, LOGARITHMS, PARTIAL DERIVATIVES, BUT WHAT IS X? WHAT IS X?>>SORRY I’M LATE DEAR. THAT TRAFFIC WAS UNBELIEVABLE. OH! I FORGOT SOMETHING IN THE CAR. I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>EXPERIENCE ALL THE DRAMA FROM THE ORIGINAL WITHOUT ANY OF THE DRAMA FROM THE ORIGINAL.>>[GASPS]>>THE FREEWAY IS COMPLETELY BACKED UP.>>WHAT IS THIS?>>NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN SKYLER.>>EXPLAIN WHAT, WALT? THAT YOU’RE A MATH TUTOR?>>IT’S ONLY TEMPORARY UNTIL I CAN GET MY TEACHER’S CERTIFCATE.>>TELL ME THE TRUTH WALT. ARE YOU A MATH ADDICT?>>OF COURSE NOT! I ONLY WRITE THE MATH.>>PEOPLE WHO USE MATH AFTER COLLEGE DESERVE TO GO TO PRISON.>>IT FEATURES ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS.>>THE CLASSROOM HAS EVERYTHING THAT YOU’LL NEED TO PREPARE MATH.>>AND HOW MUCH MATH ARE YOU EXPECTING EXACTLY?>>200 EQUATIONS A WEEK.>>WHAT? THAT’S LIKE A 100 EQUATIONS PER DAY, YO.>>I’M NOT SURE HE SHOULD BE TEACHING.>>NO, JESSIE STAYS. I NEED HIM. NOW, HOW MUCH WILL WE BE PAID GUS?>>25,000 A YEAR.>>WHAT? THAT’S LIKE A 1,000 DOLLARS PER WEEK MR.WADE.>>AND DON’T WORRY DAD! THIS SHOW PUTS THE ACTION BACK IN FRACTION!>>WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO MR. WADE? GUS IS GOING TO KILL US WHEN HE FINDS OUT
ABOUT ALL THE PRE-CALCULUS WE’VE BEEN DOING ON THE SIDE.>>I TOLD YOU I’D TAKE CARE OF IT. [EXPLOSION]>>WHAT WAS THAT?>>A MATH LAB EXPLOSION.>>WHAT DID YOU DO?>>I DIVIDED BY ZERO.>>TUNE IN THIS FALL TO THE SHOW THE NEW YORK TIMES CALLS “VERY CLEAN AND VERY CONFUSING.” AND DON’T FORGET TO TUNE IN NEXT SPRING AS
ANC TURNS THE WALKING DEAD INTO THE CRAWLING LIVING! BABIES LIKE THIS BEFORE. ALL A PART OF THE NEW ANC FAMILY.

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